*blatant sarcasm*

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[maobeedong]

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

[clevelandslair]

I’ve been dating my boy for 2 years and today he sneezed directly on my face and got a booger on me :’) Love is just so beautiful

[dovalbun]

RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with 

‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’

[weloveshortvideos]

Omg I know Adele wanted to scream

[lopmon]

omfg…

[breaktotheotherside]

[blake-james]

This will never get old.

[memewhore]

[anxietyproblem]

[bardstardish]

[gumb00t]

a platypus?

[bardstardish]

[gumb00t]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS??????

[toocooltobehipster]

when you hug your straight friend but he forgets to say no homo

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[seatrench]

the

bastardmoray

[orinocoflowbyenya-deactivated20]

i’m screaming @ this finesse…. yes girl get that republican coin…….

[here-queer-instilling-fear]

Some memes transcend sexuality

[theproblematicblogger]

Making food is my favorite hobby I recommend it

[transinsectqueen]

I need the recipes, man

[theproblematicblogger]

No problem

1. General tso chicken http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2014/04/the-best-general-tsos-chicken-food-lab-chinese-recipe.html

2. Pork and Asparagus. They’re really not prepared any special way but what was special was the sauce. Basalmic red wine butter sauce:

3. Butter chicken with naan. I’ll be honey I bought the naan from the store. The butter chicken recipe is something like this: https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1016754-butter-chicken

4. Those are tacos figure that out yourself

5. Homestyle Meatballs and Tomato sauce. It’s in one of my books but I don’t want to go find it right now. This is pretty close: https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1015971-raos-meatballs-with-marinara-sauce

6. Siracha Roasted Cauliflower. In a bowl combine 1 part siracha, 2 parts soy sauce, 2 parts sesame oil. Throw the cauliflower into the bowl and coat it.put the cauliflower on a pan and roast in the oven for 20 minutes at 350.

7. Pulled pork and pineapple. Pork shoulder goes in the slow cooker for 7 hours. Pull it a part and add BBQ sauce then leave it for one more hour. Cut the pineapple in half and that’s pretty much it.

8. Hassleback potatoes. http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ree-drummond/hasselback-potatoes-3190731

9. Not sure. Honey garlic noodles I think. I don’t have a recipe for this one I’ll get it later maybe.

[0iqgremlin]

[charleyuchea]

Me walking into heaven when society told me my gay ass was going to hell

[jishurr-deactivated20181121]

Wholesome and true

[professorevilbadpaingiver]

Me arriving in hell anyway knowing damn well that being gay had nothing to do with it

[coffeecutsandcigarettes]

one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them

[sharmakeswife-deactivated201809]

do you ever just fucking hate yourself for not working hard enough to reach your full potential?? cuz same.

[pondwitch]

asking your friends about their kinks