Don't worry bout it

hey there and welcome to my blog! have fun cycling through the endless bullshit I spew for you

[kuuderecatgirl]

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

[papasmoke]

Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet

[papasmoke]

His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.

[papasmoke]

[delsinsfire]

forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims

[indigosfindings]

admonishing teacher: and would you still behave this way if the earth cracked open to reveal an unyielding tract of slavering organs ?

naughty child: i would unveil my terrible opus

moral: the child's opus is too hideous to behold

[64mpg]

if i do something wrong they kill me

[64mpg]

[bob-artist]

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

[bob-artist]

It's a

Canada Griffin

[punkrock-bottom]

If you really loved me you’d learn my attack patterns and parry timings 🙄

[normal-horoscopes]

[I WAKE BOLT UPRIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT DEFLECT A CURSE WITH A TENNIS RACKET AND IMMEDIATELY FALL BACK ASLEEP]

[berrycobbler]

if you're a ceaseless watcher it must feel good as fuck to turn your gaze upon a wretched thing

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[normal-horoscopes]

[I WAKE BOLT UPRIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT DEFLECT A CURSE WITH A TENNIS RACKET AND IMMEDIATELY FALL BACK ASLEEP]

[berrycobbler]

if you're a ceaseless watcher it must feel good as fuck to turn your gaze upon a wretched thing

[julia-miraclerat]

Can you believe it! Torn apart by dogs again!

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

me thinking that two characters are having hot and nasty bdsm gay sex with each other does not necessarily mean i think they should be in a relationship. oh they should fuck for sure i just don’t see them together romantically, i think they have something far more sinister going on

[threedollarsdotcom]

caught you with hope in your eyes yesterday cut that shit out

[pissvortex]