Sin Bin Trash

call me celus, they/them, in my 20s - currently only The Witcher. if you know who i am, no you don't. mod of the D3 server. smut and filthy kink abound, mind yourself. 18+ should be obvious, but just in case - no minors allowed.

[piceuscelus]

a kinky goblin appears, offering smut

hi! i’m celus (they/he/she), and i’m literally just here to produce filth and hopefully have a ball doing it. this blog is also an attempt to force myself to write short things, instead of dragging on for thousands of words. (i’ll be honest, my hopes are underground for the success of that one.)

⭐ i’m also a mod on the Dead Dove Delights (D3) discord server! feel free to message me about an invite. ⭐

my ao3 - this is where unprompted filth will go, as well as anything that gets too long for tumblr (5k+). may also host series/chaptered fics of prompts, depending.

rules, preferences, and kink list - everything you need to know about the blog and my limits re: writing.

tag list - what tags i’ll be using for organization / search / blocklist purposes.

masterpost - where i'll link to all of the prompts i fill, organization of list TBA.

prompts: OPEN general ask box: OPEN

[piceuscelus]

Hello, I love your Dead Dove stuff, and I would really like to join the Dead Dove server, if you have an invite link.

Thanks for writing the best smut in the Witcher fandom!

🥺

thank you!!!

and i recognize you from my comments and my friends'!!! i'll talk to the other mods; can i DM you, or you can DM me?

[piceuscelus]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage Sex Relationships: Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Christmas, Teen Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Has Feelings, Unresolved Sexual Tension, it's ALMOST resolved, it's so close!, Kissing, Teasing, Sex Toys, Crisis of Morals, Age Difference, Forced Orgasm, Orgasm Denial, Multiple Orgasms, Dirty Talk, Workplace Relationship, kinda lmao, Light Dom/sub, Dom/sub Undertones Series: Part 4 of santa's baby Summary:

“Sixteen years, seven months, and – ”

“Old enough,” she interrupts. “You remember what you promised?”

Geralt sucks in a breath. “Not Christmas yet, Ciri.”

Ciri and Geralt get closer to the point of no return.

[piceuscelus]

i'm considering being really mean to y'all

the question is less if i wanna do it (i think it would be fun :3) and more if i would get away with it

[piceuscelus]

You also used “whenever, wherever, however” kinda in the fucktoy Ciri-verse, in the 5th Headcanon list chapter: "also related: reminding ciri that her place is as a fucktoy and a cumdump, and making her repeat the rule - whenever, wherever, however. if one of them wants to bend her over in a tavern and fuck her ass, she’s supposed to say “yes, sir” and then thank them for how much it hurt, like a good girl" (Caught and Fucktoy Ciri are 2 of my fave things you wrote which is why I remember :) )

aha! that would make sense, and also explain why i didn't remember it -- i have a worse memory for the headcannon lists and looser not-stories than i do the Proper Fic/lets

thank you!!!

[piceuscelus]

Pardon if this is a silly question: in your fic “caught” there is a phrase “whenever, wherever, however” that is very evocative. I was going through trying to see if it’s in another one of your fics as well, or if I was misremembering. Maybe it’s just the same kind of phrase? I had a vague idea it was one with Ciri in it, but perhaps I am wrong.

i'm pretty sure i've only ever used that specific phrase in caught; i have probably used something similar somewhere else, because the vibe of that phrase IS fucking immaculate (i'll be totally honest i lifted it from a porn video lmfao) but off the top of my head i don't recall?

i would have to go back through my fics to be certain, which is. not impossible as a task, but would take me a bit of time! i can tackle that in the next little while lmao, and reblog this post if i do find something

otherwise, if anyone else remembers anything, feel free to reblog/reply or send in an ask!

[didanagy]

THE WITCHER (2019-)

created by lauren schmidt hissrich

4.08 Baptism of Fire

[piceuscelus]

hi was wondering if i could join the d3 discord? witcher s4 lit my muse!

hell yeah i'm thrilled to hear it!

i can absolutely discuss with the other mods; would it be okay if i DM'd you? (or you can just DM me in response!)

[cirisource]

Do you want me to leave? ...No. Then accept me as I am. Because all of this darkness? This is me.

FREYA ALLAN as CIRI | The Witcher season 4 (2025)

[piceuscelus]

y'all. lmfao.

I was so busy vibrating at mach five over Ciri I

1. fucking forgot about the whole "replaced Geralt's actor" thing, and

2. didn't even mcfuckin notice the difference

in case anyone ever doubted which character I'm here for --

[piceuscelus]

Hi, I hope you are okay !

lol and also lmfao. XD even.

i'm not dead! but i don't know that i'd use "okay"!

i'm. sorry, y'all, but holy shit the last 18 months have been. hellish. like, just, uh, here, have a brief bullet-point list:

developed extremely severe chronic migraine (started at 25+ migraine days a month)

PTSD diagnosis

family began unraveling at the seams (to the tune of like. murder.)

was going to school, had to drop classes because i was sick, then had to drop out entirely

divorcing my spouse

moved across the country

i'm doing my best and right now my best is a very small plastic trash can in the middle of a freeway that is on fire,

luckily both of my partners are currently double fisting fire extinguishers at me so like!!! we're working on it!!!

[windsshowling]

like father like daughter

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Killing Monsters Cinematic Trailer // The Witcher IV - Cinematic Reveal Trailer

[piceuscelus]

i,,, have made a mistake

i watched the dune movies out of morbid curiosity, and then i read the first book out of the same, and now, i, uh

well, i'm reading the second book, and i also looked at ao3 and had the thought of "y'all are fuckin boring" because the primary ship is paul/feyd-rautha, and like.

paul "prophet-dictator" atreides and feyd-rautha "freaky fuckin sadist" harkonnen, who are in fact directly related cousins. shipped together. boring.

ohhhhh i have brainworms, brainworms, don't i.

uh oh.

so anyway i promise i am not abandoning witcher fandom or my witcher fics or any of the prompts / etc i have bUT --

i. maybe cannot promise that this is a witcher-only blog anymore. or that my ao3 is witcher-only. whoopsie daisy.

[piceuscelus]

hope you are doing better <3

i'm.... getting there? kinda?

i'm dropping out of school, i'm getting a divorce, i'm plan on moving out of the hell state i live in, and i stumbled accidentally upon a med cocktail that SEEMS (🤞) to be working really well for managing the migraine fuckery

so! maybe!!! i've been writing some more, too, in the background, since i'm dropping out, so hopefully i will have stuff to post soon??? maybe??? pray for me lmao

[piceuscelus]

Hey I hope you're doing well. Happy new year 🙂

i'm not!!!

but i'm not dead yet and i'm 🤞hopefully 🤞 working my way toward better

thank you 😭🥺

[piceuscelus]

for anyone who really wants an update to the santa's baby 'verse:

i went to visit my partners for christmas and am also still Going Fucking Through It, but

i am also 4.1k deep in the next one

so

[cirisource]

There are no gods here... only monsters.

CIRI in THE WITCHER 4 dev. CD Projekt Red