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[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[viralfrog]

[pichu0102]

Castlevania sotn actually takes place inside the wall of a house. Like in between drywall on a very small scale. That’s why it’s side scrolling, because there’s no room to move around in 3d.

[itosy]

[squid-ink-on-toast]

Me: Man I have something I need to be at but i only need to be there in like 6 hours

My brain for 6 hours straight:

[pichu0102]

"Bobby, are you with us or with the terrorists" Hank wept as he loaded his minigun and pointed it at the garage door.

From behind it, a child’s voice: “Neither, comrade”, as a tank rams out through the garage door and fires an anti tank round at Hank, instantly obliterating him

bobby is a sleeper soviet agent who is dedicated to the cause of the ussr long after its collapse dont ask how the timeline works

peggy sees this happening and spells vrious tank names in boggle

dale screams about how the time has come and runs into his bunker (a small shack covered by dirt), but is obliterated by the mines bobby laid inside.

bill awkwardly drinks some beer and watches

bobby blows a puff a cigarette smoke, and goes back in the tank and closes the hatch. suddenly he hears a gun cock behind him, followed by the fastest speech he ever has heard before he can turn his head. then it all goes dark. boomhauer was an fbi/cia/nasa agent all along

I have not actually watched koth outside of YouTube poops

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

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[ruinedchildhood]

[crestfallenchild]

whatW WHAT

[skygenders]

gotta love roller coaster tycoon

[eva-420]

i like this video because its a relic of the Before Times, like i love the 6-second cinematography that goes into vines but sometimes we forget the value of delayed gratification

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[lellu]

losing my mind over this kanade from one of the 4komas. literally just a Shape and totally chill with it

[pichu0102]

This is Moma from Million Depth.

[gingik]

[itsybitsyjoltik]

we can’t keep letting him get away with this

oh shittttt

[pichu0102]

10 feet twenty = 11 feet 8 inches

11 feet 8 inches = height of the can opener bridge

This probably doesn't mean anything though

[toskarin]

my youtube algorithm is broken in ways I cannot possibly repair

[coyotegirl-writer-s-block]

why are they called "looksies" instead of views????

[toskarin]

it's a regional thing

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?