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@pickleandthequeen
[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-
DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE
reblog to ruin a law studentâs life
oh hello youâve returned to us
Hi. Iâm a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.
Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.
Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.
Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.
"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you
Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data
I am⊠not sorry for this.
Red Ribbon Goon: we have your son, demon king! You need to come with me, hereâs a message!
Piccolo: ?!!
Suri [thru the phone]: Papa! Papa, they donât have any good snacks, come get me, Iâm hungry. They donât know what VEGAN isâŠ
Piccolo: oh, youâll give him back.
RR Goon: !! Eh? Iâve been sent to collect you! We have your SON! Come with me or else!
Suri [thru the phone]: IâM HUNGRY! ARE YOU GONNA FEED ME? I ASKED MY PAPA TO COMEâŠ
Piccolo: Iâll give you an hour. And youâll be dropping him off. You have NO idea what youâre dealing with.
late for THURSDAY SLICE OF LIFE
His hand twitched on the knob, lips set in a thin line and puckered down towards his chin at the corners.
âTell me you have the key.â
âWhat?!â Piccolo winced but kept his eyes straight ahead, fixated on the door. âWhat do you mean, âdo I have the key?â Of course I donât have the key you said you had the key when we left for the supermarket!â Chichiâs voice grew more shrill with each word passing her lips. Piccoloâs ears rung.
Suri and Goten shifted from foot to foot behind him.
âPapa, Iâm hungry.â âYouâre always hungry.â
Chichiâs foot found his ankle.
âDonât talk to him like that.â
âNaw Mama itâs true,â Suri sighed, and Piccolo heard the chubby child set down the bag of food he held. âPapa, Iâve got the special ice cream in my bag. âS gotta go in thâ freezer.â
Piccolo closed his eyes, trying to remember what the key looked like. Maybe he could make a copy.
Chichi dropped her bags on the doorstep, bustling over to where they hid the spare key under the slab of sandstone that sat between the two little berry bushes under the kitchen window.
âDonât bother, itâs not there.â
âAnd why ainât it?â
Piccolo pursed his lips. Goten coughed.
âUm⊠I got locked out yesterday ânâ I left the spare in my uniform pantsâ pocket.â Out of the corner of his eye, Piccolo saw Chichi straighten and close her eyes.
A long, low hum radiated from her lips.
Piccolo fiddled with the door a moment longer and conjured a key from memory. He shoved it into the lock, jiggled it, wiggled it around, and removed it after his initial failure. He tried a second. Then a third.
The sun was actually quite warm. Suri was beginning to whine and tug on his pant leg.
âIffn the coconut milk ice creamâs gonna melt anyway canât Tenny ânâ I just eat it?â
âNo baby youâll ruin your supper.â Chichi tutted about, looking from window to window on the front of the house. âI never leave one open but maybe I didâŠâ She hadnât, he knew.
âMa, can Pa âr me just bust down thâ door? Itâs hot out here.â
âNo oneâs breakinâ down my door!â
She was going to hate his suggestion.
âThe keys are on the kitchen table,â he began, moving closer to the window by the sink. âI could just. Put my arm through the window and get the key.â
âDonât be doing none of that freaky arm-extension crap in my house.â
âWindow or door, and I can replace the window glass a lot easier than the door.â
Chichi turned to press her back against the brick, sliding down the wall to sit in the dirt. She hid her face in her knees and gestured in what could only be defeat as she gave in to the only solution remaining to them if they were going to prevent Suri and Goten from devouring their entire shopping trip in a single sitting.
Piccolo gritted his teeth and put his fist through the window.
Everyone should watch Dragon Ball. Baby Goku is the best menace
Announcer Guy: whatâs your strategy, Goku?
Goku: my strategy is⊠to do my best!
PonyBoy faced down a dragon the other day.
Bravest boy
PonyBoy faced down a dragon the other day.
Nothing like having fb memories with an ex popping up and just being like âokay but have I successfully blocked you from all access to my life? Oh look, a handful of ways I didnât! Lemme fix that! Best skill you taught me.â
Bravest knight of Rohan
He either has the slowest gallop or the most balanced cross canter lmao
Bulma and ChiChi!!
BULMA. AND CHICHI. *bangs pots* I LOVE WOMENÂ
me a lesbian trying to explain how i love my favourite male characters: he's like my close friend who i worry about. but he's also me in some ways. but sometimes he's also my son and i carried him inside of me and gave birth to him. but im also psychosexually obsessed with him. but mostly he's my doll i play with. and a bug i keep in a jar on my shelf. and i shake the jar. and i shake it. and i shake it. and i shake it. and i shake it.
This is some in-depth character analysis
100% accurate, glad we can all agree pffffhhtt!
Runaway Royals update:
Imma repost everything over the next few months and take the time to edit everything for clarity and tone and make sure things are lined up better than they were. There were some things I had wanted to change anyway, so this just forced my hand.
Thank you for everyone who had read in the past, and I hope some of the previous readers will find it again and some new people, too.