S H I T E

you cannot tame me, I am raw like the earth, I have touched my soul, and my lungs have filled with the smoke of all things glorious and forbidden. prepare for shit.

[rachelsgreen]

[kxte]

i’ve waited a whole year to finally reblog this

[don-t-let-them-catch-you]

Been in my queue for a year

[hesperydes]

[yhej-blog]

I had this queued since september 

[natasha-romvnoff]

I had this queued since last December

[alternativestodeath-deactivated]

I had this queued since December 24th, 1997

[doujinshi]

yall: go over your answers before turning them in

me a bitch whos never wrong: i think the fuck not

[ryeoguz-deactivated20171224]

me a bitch whos always wrong: i think the fuck not

[pickled-sunflower]

Every now and then I think about the night I was grocery shopping with my dad and I was trying to explain the Nickleback “look at this Graph” edit vine to him and then we fuckin walk out to the parking lot and fuckin Nickleback is performing “Photograph” at the music stadium across the goddamn street and I swear the fuckin gods must’ve been eavesdropping on us or something never have I felt so violently shaken by a coincidence

^ proof

[sesh]

[buddhabrand]

this video emits so much positive energy

[malzeick-deactivated20221030]

When the bard rolls a 20

[trenchkamen]

This is what that Kylie Jenner Pepsi video wanted to be.

[adifags]

this is British culture

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

joss whedon: loki tortures and murders people for fun, and, despite being the god of CHAOS, is a fascist who says things like “it’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation” 

taika waititi: loki is an annoying little shit who day-drinks, puts on theater about himself, and fucks his way to the top

[mangonetics]

joss whedon: loki and thor are gods, so they always talk proper and posh and in cryptic riddles so for no reason. it makes them seem more powerful and mystical.

taiki waititi: one time when they were kids loki turned into a snake because he knows thor loves snakes and then thor went to pick up the snake and then loki turned back into himself and screamed “yueagh, it’s me!” and then he stabbed thor

[loptrcoptr]

Taika Waititi has a deeper understanding of Norse mythological accuracy than Joss lol

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

It’s because Joss Whedon looks at all mythology and religion through a Christian-atheist lens. You can see it in Buffy and even a little in Firefly too. Even when he writes about other religions and their deities and practices, it still comes back to Christianity.

He wrote Thor and Loki as modern Western Christianity would portray Jesus and the Devil as opposed to how they actually are in mythology or the comics

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

That…is a really good addition as to why Whedon gets Thor and Loki wrong and why Taika did a far better job with their characters/personalities in Ragnarok

[the-walrus-squad]

I really wish as a published author that I could claim this was staged.

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[alwaysbewoke]

[mkinnon]

i mean, there’s typecasting

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

[waitinghopingliving]

Here’s a bit of an explanation:

[theforestofthorns]

God I love her.

[cullywullycurlywurly]

Varric: Inquisitor, meet Hawke, Champion of Kirkwall.

In his tower, Cullen:

[imanes]

the day i finally release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin it’s over for you bitches

[isakthesnake]

when ur drunk in a club bathroom having a heart to heart with a girl you’ve never met before

[pickled-sunflower]

@softhiraeth

[heart]

me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but

[lochnessie]

Can we as millennials and gen-z’s collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right?

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

I bought a romper today.

Dudes we’ve been missing out.

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

also i bought that sprinkles fanny pack >_>

[pansexualfaithlehane]

I bet that’s a look!!!! 😄😄😄

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

Becki, I had my own personal photoshoot and girl

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

Y'all get one! I look a hot mess in the others but the romper still looks 🔥🔥🔥

[awhitewyvern]

You look like a Pokemon trainer to be honest

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

I am a Pokemon trainer

[nightsatkendalls]

If I had the talent, I’d 10000% Photoshop a bunch of Pidgey into those trees

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

I believe in you. If you make one I’ll make it my new Tumblr pictuuuure

[nightsatkendalls]

I did my best haha 

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

Look at my birdS!. This is happening!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I bite my ice cream

that’s a circle of hell no one should descend to

[dragon-in-a-fez]

ice cream is food and should be bitten

[moonibinbon]

ExCUSE ME it is a SOLID LIQUID and should be consumed as a combination of drinking and biting known as licking. Thank you very much.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

discuss

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what madness have you brought down on us

[pandora15]

Wait what if you slurp your ice cream?

[cordezshenanigans]

I use my lips to eat ice cream. It’s like the motion of the “QUE-” in the word ‘QUESTIONS’ in ‘Why You Asking All Them Questions’, but in reverse. It’s like using my lips as a pair of little outside-tongues.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[rnelodyy]

one of my friends once deep-throated her ice cream cone

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

please never say that again

[cozyhalfling]

Reblog for ice cream discourse

[lildeclarationofindependence]

[storylessposts]

That’s in the direct center

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’m going to hunt down and dismember every person who contributed to this