paramountImagination

Disconcerted? Need a tall brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella 1-800-OGLE-NOW [[A sassline RP blog for Pickle Inspector of Problem Sleuth. Feel free to send asks anytime... Oh, and be sure to check out the rules and muse pages!]]

[visualalley]

[circlers-deactivated20231019]

[cap7aincrowbar-blog]

WELCOME TO CANDY HELL KIDS

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A Pickle Inspector dressed as Willy Wonka for my darling Egg<3

[pickledinspector]

AHHHHHHH

fuck man i love it so much omg look at this dweeb. omg wow he's so cute haha. <3 i love it thank you so much!

[askdusty]

Let's be cruel.

Send my character the meanest, most cutting insults and remarks you can think of.

[heartsbaracars]

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[pickledinspector]

>you nearly jumped out of your skin when Boxcars yelled. You’d only just sat down for a moment as the flames ate up your curtains. You’d tried to put them out but it didn’t quite work so you call in for some assistance.

“Oh… you dropped you water… Well you could try and get some more from the sink but water pressure’s been a bit off today. Once you get some more… maybe throw it on that side and I’ll get the other?”

>Boxcars really needs to learn to be quieter, but there isn’t time to lecture him about that at the moment. Your curtains are at stake here. Although, you silently hope that the fire renders them useless, they weren’t very nice to begin with.

[heartsbaracars]

>??????? This kid.

“Why didn’t you jus’ call the fire department y’numpty?! Here-”

>Tromp over to the blazing fabric and remove the curtain rod from the wall, throwing it to your feet

=> Stomp out the flames, leaving a charred smoldering heap on the floor

“Out of all the things Pickle, two glasses of water.”

>You shake your head and give him a stare. You weren’t mad though your eyebrows said different, frustrated maybe but more than anything else concerned

“What were ye thinkin’ Bean.”

[pickledinspector]

>your eyes widen as Boxcars takes your curtains off the wall. You were pretty sure most people didn't grab things that were on fire

"Be careful!"

>Luckily he didn't get burnt. Although he certainly seemed like he was cross with you. That couldn't be good.

"I don't know, I guess I wasn't really thinking... I sort of panicked and called you. And when I called two glasses of water were maybe enough to put it out but, you took a while getting here and like I said something's up with the water pressure in the building so the taps are barely working."

>you pause and watch boxcars's face for a moment, unsure if your explanation is calming him down or if it is simply frustrating him further. You decided it's best to leave it at that for now.

[heartsbaracars]

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>You have no idea what you should be expecting when you’re asked to bring “two large glasses of water” to Pickle’s flat, but it certainly isn’t a rather large housefire.

“PICKLE WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK”

>You near drop your two glasses of water at the sudden blaze overtaking your vision. Holy shit. And where was Pickle? Sitting at his dining table looking vaguely concerned no less.

[pickledinspector]

>you nearly jumped out of your skin when Boxcars yelled. You'd only just sat down for a moment as the flames ate up your curtains. You'd tried to put them out but it didn't quite work so you call in for some assistance.

"Oh... you dropped you water... Well you could try and get some more from the sink but water pressure's been a bit off today. Once you get some more... maybe throw it on that side and I'll get the other?"

>Boxcars really needs to learn to be quieter, but there isn't time to lecture him about that at the moment. Your curtains are at stake here. Although, you silently hope that the fire renders them useless, they weren't very nice to begin with.

[pickledinspector]

how hot is HB?

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

-sweats nervously-

[heartsbaracars]

B}

[pickledinspector]

hhhh

[heartsbaracars]

Hello Boxcars, I need your help with something... Do you think you could bring some water over to my place?

UH WATER

YYYEAH

SURE

HOW MUCH

[pickledinspector]

Um, maybe like two glasses full?

[heartsbaracars]

OK

YEAH SURE

GIMME THE COORDS

[pickledinspector]

[coords.txt]

okay there they are... please hurry

and um, maybe bring large glasses.

[rpmememaker]

Headcanon meme - send me a symbol and I'll describe my muse's...

❣ - hands

❤ - voice

۵ - feet

❦ - lips

ø - eyes

ღ - nose

♮ - body type

♫ - singing voice

✮ - sleeping habits

✉ - texting habits

✿ - laugh

✍ - writing style

⌨ - time-wasting habits

❅ - keeping warm/keeping cool techniques

✎ - taste in music/literature

☤ - self care/first aid habits

✪ - favourite food/eating habits

☁ - ideal holiday

✄ - nervous habits

☂ - sadness

❈ - ideal birthday

[pickledinspector]

Lol so i kinda abandoned this blog for like two whole months because of a lack of muse and some personal reasons, bUT now it’s back in action.

This pickle will inspect once more!

Anyway, feel free to drop into my ask box or w/e send me meme things from the meme thing I’m about to reblog i guess

[pickledinspector]

ღ ♫ ✪

send me a symbol and I’ll describe my muse’s…

ღ - noseI’m terrible at describing noses but I’ll give this a shot. I’d say it’s not too pronounced, but i also think it’s kinda beak like? Like the bridge is curved out sorta? (according to one diagram on the internet anyway) Like I said I’m no good at describing noses. But it’s a very nice nose I’m sure.

♫ - singing voiceFor starters he’s a tenor. He is also something of a closet singer, wont do it if he thinks anyone can hear him, but he hums a lot if he’s working on something/happy. He can sing alright, like it’s nothing special because he doesn’t sing a lot but it’s nice enough when he does. 

✪- favourite food/eating habits haha, if you asked him he’d probably say sandwiches or something like that because he isn’t much of a cook so thats what he tends to eat most of the time. Although, he doesn’t have very healthy eating habits… he tends not to eat a whole lot, hence his stick like physique, but he isn’t all that hungry most of the time either so it’s alright as far as he’s concerned. He does like to have some toast and jam in the morning with his cup of tea.

[heartsbaracars]

Hello Boxcars, I need your help with something... Do you think you could bring some water over to my place?

UH WATER

YYYEAH

SURE

HOW MUCH

[pickledinspector]

Um, maybe like two glasses full?

[pickledinspector]

how hot is HB?

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

-sweats nervously-

[pickledinspector]

me. how hot am I 8)

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

[noodle2thedoodle]

hey lets play how hot is that character

[pickledinspector]

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

[pickledinspector]

☁ ✿

☁ - ideal holidayPickle’s ideal holiday would probably be just a day trip out to the beach. He’d have lots of fun swimming about in the water, and then drying off in the shade of a big stripy beach umbrella. Maybe he’d bring a book to read, and have a little picnic lunch too? 

✿ - laughHis laugh, most of the time, is a sort of quiet sound that comes from his throat more than anywhere else. It’s light and has a bright sound it it. He also doesn’t laugh at anything for very long, so there aren’t any uncontrollable bursts of laughter or anything like that. Sometimes instead of laughing he just smiles and kinda blows air out of his nose as if he was going to laugh but no sound came out.

[warlordenfilade]

Send me a ship and I will grade it:

[jaclynsoldblog]

A+: OTP A: I love it B: It’s really cute C: Not a bad ship D: I’m neutral on it E: I don’t really like it F: NOTP N/A: I don’t know the ship well enough

Bring it.

I won’t do the letter ratings, because that kind of strikes me as weird, but I’ll gladly do the rest!