sam wilson has the thick thighs we wish bucky had
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sam wilson has the thick thighs we wish bucky had
sam wilson has the ass we wish steve had
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If you pick the right year, there are three stones in New York.
Steve Rogers in Avengers: Endgame (2019)
scruffy [steve rogers]
It’s been over a year since you last saw Steve, and though you wish it were under different circumstances, you’re determined to make up for lost time.
pairing: steve rogers x reader
tagging: @redgillan, @mattymattymerduck, @avengerofyourheart, @wakandasoldier, @darlingbuchanan, @bemystucky, @idorkish, @iwillbeinmynest, @aubzylynn, @angryschnauzer, @almondbuttercup, @ipaintmelodies, @odinhson, @hdthdthdt, @straight-outta-marvel, @disneywinx, @httpmcrvel, @creideamhgradochas
warnings: unprotected sex, oral sex, some cursing, some canon divergences
additional notes: i saw a gifset of infinity war steve today with the hair and beard and i typed this all out before i knew what i was doing. this is basically just bearded steve smut, set during the events of infinity war but with some divergences. enjoy!
You’d had it all planned out. As soon as Steve stepped off the jet, you would launch yourself at him and do your very best to bowl over his six-foot-two supersoldier frame. Then you would kiss him, in front of everyone, making Sam and Bucky proud and probably T’Challa a bit uncomfortable, and when you’d pull away Steve would be blushing and Nat would be smirking and you’d give Steve a look that promised a lot more than just a kiss.
When the jet landed and you stepped outside of the palace with Bucky, T’Challa, and Okoye, you had the smuggest look on your face. Bucky nudged you with his new arm.
“A little excited, are we?”
“Beyond that. I’m going to make Steve’s head explode.”
Bucky grinned. “Now that I’d like to see. Try not to kill him, alright, kid?”
“No promises,” you muttered, nearly holding your breath as the team descended the ramp. There they were: Steve and Natasha, followed by Sam, Bruce, and Rhodey.
Steve looked … different.
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wade wilson kidnaps hugh jackman in deadpool 3 bc he’s convinced he’s actually wolverine. he spends the whole movie lugging him around but he’s literally just hugh jackman
hugh jackman does everything to prove that he’s hugh jackman. he sings, he tap dances, and he has an australian accent.
the reveal at the end of the movie is that hugh jackman isn’t wolverine, but wolverine is hugh jackman. logan went into witness protection in order to retire from being a superhero and having an alternate identity as an australian actor who started his career in musicals was basically fool proof until wade blew his cover story
Considering that Hugh Jackman exists in the Deadpool cinematic universe, this works in-canon quite well.
This is revealed, of course, when Hugh Jackman gets shot and killed just prior to the final battle, providing Deadpool with the emotional push that carries him to victory. After Deadpool finally defeats the Big Bad (somehow overcoming by himself whatever obstacle he thought he would need Wolverine for) he turns to see Hugh Jackman in the last stage of regenerating from being ‘dead’ and absolutely looses his shit about it.
Every morning should start with me reading something like this.
Okay so I just found your account and I thought that you’d have just a couple fics but you have a lot more than that and I’m so excited to read them. I’ve only read a couple so far but I like them so much that imma postpone my shower and sleep and other projects that need to be tended to so that I can read these. Anyways, hope you have a good rest of your night(or day idk what time zone you’re in) okay bye :)
oh my gosh thank you?? i hope you got some sleep omg i hope you enjoy your stay here :’)
realized i never talked about endgame
a year ago i watched endgame the night of the premiere. i walked into the theater, sat down, kept looking back at my usual spot like 5-6 rows behind us, cuz it was roped off. i even asked the security waiting by the rope what was going on and he said he didn’t know. so as the trailers start, i look back.
and sitting in that section were joe and anthony russo, plus other writers and i’m assuming producers of the movie.
so yes, the russos got to witness me, my friends, and the entire theater of uni students react to endgame. i saw the russos retweet a video of the portals moment and started crying reliving it again. hard to believe the franchise my life revolved around for years is somewhat over. but experiencing that heartbreak and that excitement with hundreds of other people my age was priceless.
i think i’m due for an endgame rewatch anyway.
sam wilson has the thick thighs we wish bucky had
sam wilson has the ass we wish steve had
peter being soft for u and only u
“Look at you, wow.”
You’re in the bathroom adjacent his bedroom, door open and hands sweeping your hair up. You can’t help but grin at the comment thrown your way from the groggy man tangled in the sheets.
Peter likes sleeping in. But, sometimes, he wakes up just to watch you get ready for work — he doesn’t regret it. You’re beautiful. You smile his way and his whole heart sings. If this was some cartoon, he’d have hearts for eyes and a halo of them around his head.
He’s a sight for sore eyes; nothing but Spider-man boxers adorning his hips and a head full of messy hair. His eyes are half-lidded and heavy with sleep, chest rising and falling as he just watches. It churns something deep in your gut. You shake your head, abandoning your toothbrush in favor of Peter.
“You got somethin’ t’ say?” you jest, laughing.
Peter happily greets you with warm hands. You straddle his waist, dropping a cherished kiss to the stubble along his jaw. It tickles. Your nose wrinkles. He rubs your thighs, admiring the way his t-shirt you’d borrowed bunches around your hips.
“Mhm,” he hums, sitting up to catch you in a kiss that drags you back to the sheets, “You’re beautiful and I love you.”
He’s said it before, but it still ignites a heat in your chest that you can’t ignore. He knows the words kickstart a flurry of a response. You knot your fingers in Peter’s hair, enjoying the way his hands scale your hips and roll you into the pillows. His stubble pricks the skin of your neck as he breaks from the lazy morning kiss to explore.
Praise is sticky like honey on his lips.
“You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me,” he says lowly, “I love you and your smile and your laugh — and how you let me be me.”
It’s a soft confession — and it’s true. You’ve never pushed for Peter to be anything but himself. He’s a photographer, Spider-man, an unabashed lover of pizza and the Bachelorette. He’s yours and you love every bit of him. He doesn’t need to be polished or professional. He’d be boring if he was.
“I love you —,” you say softly, hips rolling against his own as he steals another kiss. It leaves you breathless, “— Just the way you are.”
“Fat and lazy?”
“Funny and smart and talented and juggling a lot,” you insist, pushing him back and taking his jaw into your hands, “You’re a good man, Pete. You deserve the world and more.”
His face goes all mushy. God, he loves you.
“I can’t juggle.”
You crumple into laughter, eyes squeezed shut and smile bright. “Oh my god —“
“Seriously, I’m terrible at juggling…”
-points at mirror- that’s you! w beter lol
He’s trashed.
Oh my god, Peter B. Parker is trashed.
First, he’s got the spins on his bar-stool. Then, he’s grappling onto you like you’re a lone raft in the middle of the ocean as you both stagger down 5th street. Finally, when you get him through the door? He’s all over you like it’s the best thing in the world – his mouth is on yours and his hands roam and it’d be fun and sexy if Peter wasn’t two shakes from knocking out.
You make him pull the trigger five minutes after he crashed into the dining room table and knocked over the vase he’d gotten you for Valentine’s day.
I mean, in theory? Going out and getting trashed is all fun and games until it isn’t. Like, here you are, holding Peter’s hand as he wretches out three whole glasses of rum & coke and the flatbread pizza you split at dinner.
He’s groggy and you’re coaxing him to bed with a glass of water when he stops short in the mirror of his bathroom – his eyes are wide.
“That’s… you.”
Ohmygod.
“Yeah, Pete, it is.”
But you love him. God, you do. Even if he’s trashed.
read this - Steve Rogers
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We have unfinished business.
BLACK WIDOW (2020) dir. Cate Shortland
➹puppy love➹(peter b. parker x reader)
Requested by @connorshero➝ “Something fluffy and sweet: Peter B surprises Reader (his best friend, who he’s in love with) with a puppy after Reader lost her previous puppers.”
Forget listening to sad songs as you eat pizza that burns the roof of your mouth— Peter B. Parker believes a puppy is the medicine for a grieving heart.
word count: 3.5k
a/n: finally, i wrote something short. hello! i’m sorry this took so long, @connorshero , i’m going to be 100% honest and admit that i struggled quite a bit lol— i wrote the entire thing but i decided to delete it and start over bc i wasn’t happy with it. but i finally finished and here it is! requests are open, so feel free to send some if you want (: hope you enjoy!
A desperate thumping on your front door along with the fierce crackle of the storm roused you from the light slumber you didn’t even know you had succumbed to, your body jerking as you choked on the drool that had managed to slip down your chin. You grimaced, wiping the gross saliva off of your face with one hand while the other rubbed your eye. You sat on your floor, your back against your sofa which explained your sore neck and shoulders, staring at the carpet until the knocking returned and brought you fully back to consciousness. You didn’t know what time it was— it felt as if an entire year had gone by whilst you slept, honestly, but you were certain it was too late for it to be your landlord reminding you about your rent payment. You clumsily stood to your feet, the lack of illumination dooming you to knock your shin into the sharp edge of the coffee table. You screamed, but continued limping toward the door anyway, flinging the door open with a scowl as you held onto your throbbing leg. Your expression softened, however, and your brows drew together for in front of you stood a dripping wet Peter B. Parker wearing a large coat that barely covered the red and blue suit underneath it, and… holding a puppy covered in dirt?
“What the fuck?” You muttered, suddenly fully awake. It was an odd and unkind greeting, but Peter really couldn’t blame you for your reaction. He opened his mouth, laughing nervously as his eyes shifted down to the creature in his grasp.
“Hey? Sorry if I woke you up, I just… kinda had an emergency.” He nestled the puppy on his chest and your attention came back to it. The animal shivered wildly, and so did your best friend who smiled at you while his teeth chattered.
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KEEP. THE. PETER. B. COMING.
WORKING ON IT ; PART THREE
( PART ONE, PART TWO )
summary: peter & you go out to dinner, you kiss. you ignore the pressing question.pairing: peter b. parker x neighbor!readerrating: t for smooches!a/n: i love these two???
You don’t tell him – of course you don’t. God, yea, that would look totally normal.
Like, over dinner? Hi Peter, I know we’re just starting to see one another, but I think you’re the Spider-man.
I mean, there’s just… no way.
You chew a little faster through nerves, hands moving to grip the stem of your wine glass as Peter B. Parker leans back in his seat and eyes you across the dining table. He moves, fiddling absentmindedly with the crisp, white collar against his neck. His spider-sense is nagging him, but no matter how many times he tries to figure out what’s tricking the mental alarm, he comes up short.
Maybe the hit Venom landed on him last night hammered home some everlasting brain damage.
Gotta love it.
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I didn’t know I needed that Peter b Parker bit but now I can’t live without him
WORKING ON IT ; PART TWO
( PART ONE ) | ( PART THREE )summary: you go out with coworkers. spider-man peter crashes the party. you put two and two together.pairing: peter b. parker x neighbor!readerrating: t for swearing!a/n: i’m glad y’all liked this! i love these two already. also, a glimpse into reader’s work life.
“So.”
“So?”
You peak over the edge of your drink, tilting the angular glass as you smirk. The cosmopolitan in your hands is good – the four of you had beat the Friday night rush after the monthly PTA meeting and now, surrounded by your co-workers, you’re seated on the edge of a bar stool in a nice place in downtown. It’s a leg up from the usual spot – last week, the bar three blocks down from the school was unceremoniously demolished by Green Goblin and Spider-man duking it out over some weird DNA splicer thing. Figures.
Typical New York City.
The T.V. over the bar is replaying clips about the red and blue Spider-hero as you settle in.
“Who is he?”
You roll your eyes, waving a hand as you take another sip at the question.
Your co-workers react loudly to the dismissal, clamoring at you gently. Jen, the art teacher, gives you a pointed look. “No, nope – c’mon. Gossip. It’s girl’s night.”
“It’s nothing,” you say, “We’re nothing.”
You weren’t lying – you and Peter B. Parker were just… neighbors. For now.
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Okay but like pizza and trash movies with Peter 🅱️ Parker. Making fun of the movies the entire time.
WORKING ON IT ;
summary: peter b. parker & his neighbor flirt over a broken faucet & typhoid.pairing: peter b. parker x neighbor!readerrating: t for peter’s moutha/n: i love this fucking divorcee. i’m horny on main for hot mess burrito peter.
He’s… not really on top of things.
Peter B. Parker’s life is falling apart – like, seriously, it’s bad – but at least he’s got Spider-man, y’know? People think he’s cool when he’s Spidey. He does good things then, saves people, stays busy. He’s good at being Spider-man. Nothing else.
Not even basic plumbing skills.
You got used to the screaming the first week he moved in – just… these loud screams in either frustration or anger or pain. Peter B. Parker isn’t a quiet neighbor, but he’s… nice? He’s really rocking the divorcee, life-crisis aesthetic when you meet him for the first time, so you kinda just… let your neighbor be as loud as he needs to be.
You’ve met a few times – he helped you bring your groceries up last week. He’s nice enough, but always… sad. On the third time you’d caught him stumbling up the stairs late on a Friday, you’d extended a gentle invite: “If you ever need anything, I’m always a door away.”
In the glow of whiskey and a depressive episode, you were, like, the best thing to happen to him in months.
He’d meandered over once or twice – band-aids or AA batteries for the remote.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
You jump, eyes wide as the wall behind you rocks on impact and you move, eyeing the drywall behind your bed’s headboard.
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➹one make out session, please➹ (peter b. parker x reader)
The sad and divorced man who’s become a regular for the past year is constantly spilling his emotions to you, his favorite bartender. This wasn’t something new; you can’t count with both of your hands the times you’ve heard someone recount the odyssey of their life. But these flutters in your stomach were definitely something you didn’t experience with your customers, and you definitely did not end up making out with them at the end of the night. Maybe Peter B. was your only exception, though.
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word count: 7k (sorry)
a/n: i tried like 8484 times to add a gif but tumblr wouldn’t let me so ((:: hello @ whoever’s reading this tho!! love how i went from 2k to 7k words lol, i’m sorry about that i don’t know how it happened. feel free to help me out w ideas and send requests if you want (: hope u enjoy !! Tiresome was a massive understatement when it came to having to describe enduring the same routine most nights. Not that you peacefully slept like a newborn baby all the time before taking the job as a bartender at the bar; but once in a while, when you came back home and watched the faint red numbers of the clock switch to 5 o’clock in the morning since your brain was punishing you by not giving you your well deserved rest, you surely did miss those simpler times when you didn’t work at night. Yeah, at first it may be amusing to watch a drunk customer go haywire as they try to understand the meaning of life, and it’s nice listening to the story of how someone ended up drinking 5 shots of tequila that evening. You relished listening to other people’s problems, their stories, their lives— perhaps because you didn’t make much out of yours. However, after two years of the same old, every conversation and dusk began to blur together; everything became a monotone daze, like an old movie replaying endlessly every week. The obvious route would be to quit your job as a bartender before you lost your mind, but the old lady who owned the bar paid quite generously— both with affection and money— and you knew well that the customers would be lost without your glorious daiquiris and margaritas. You’d also grown fond of the people there and the new friends you made once in a while (you didn’t have the exact explanation as to why, but whilst you were in that hazy trance, you were quite the charmer). Every night was just like that, until a man who you guessed was probably nearing his forties and with a really, really nice nose (what could you say? You had an appreciation for the art of beautiful noses), dropped on the stool directly in front of you with a heavy sigh.
“One whiskey served over ice, please.” He muttered, resting his chin on the palm of his hand. You didn’t think much about it as your hands got to work, moments later handing the man his drink. You later spent your time trying to distract yourself with the preparation of other beverages, yet your eyes were drawn to him momentarily once or twice. Even as you’re talking with a tourist— a woman from Croatia asking about the best restaurants and stores in the city— the image of the guy itched at the back of your head, and you couldn’t figure out why. He was attractive, you decided, despite his rugged looks; he honestly appeared as if a train had hit him. Whether it was a physical or emotional train, you wouldn’t be surprised if it had been both.
The tourist sadly ended your conversation, distracted by the game on the TV, but you took that as an opportunity to comply your desires and approach the man. You see, you liked to believe you had powers (useless ones, to say the least): just by a quick scan, you knew if a person needed a good talk— it could be after their third drink, maybe even when they’re still sober. Suddenly, though, your bartender-senses abandoned you along with your charm and you simply couldn’t find a way to spark up a conversation with the guy. Really? You thought to yourself. Right now, when a cute older dude is sitting right in front of you, probably in need your comradeship? Yes, he was most definitely older than you; perhaps by some ten years, but did you really care?
You were stuck, unable to crawl out of the crater until, eventually, he asked for his third drink. Showtime, you breathed in, the confidence hugging your entire body. “Just saying, but I could already sense this third drink once you walked in through the door,” You tried to joke.
He huffed through his nose, a hint of a smile on the corner of his lips. “Do I look that bad?” He asked, a playful tone in his voice. You gave him a lopsided grin, slightly leaning over to wipe the surface next to where his hands rested.
“The opposite, actually. You’re quite the handsome guy.” Oh, there it was. He didn’t seem repulsed, which could’ve been a good sign, except that he didn’t look like anything; his expression was unreadable.
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