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[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[redflagwoman]

i’m tired of working for my orgasm, i should have three boytoys ready at my disposal to kiss, lick, finger and fuck me whenever i want

[honeyluvsw]

pressed flower pngs ! free to use! likes and reblogs appreciated :)

[i-am-a-fish]

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

[i-am-a-fish]

go to triple hell

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from

[ghostcaterwaul]

Reblog to gain creative energy and to give more creative energy to the person you reblogged this from.

[jellyfishforest135]

Rest in peace Sam Neill. Thank you for the awe and wonder you brought to us.

[girltalk]

𝑚𝑎𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑠𝑜𝑓𝑡𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠 ♡

[pochowek]

confused calvinist, 6 months after conversion: so when will my plush tiger start talking

[andrew-garfielld]

PAUL MESCAL Ph. by Greg Williams for Hollywood Authentic (Nov 15, 2024)

[thesoftdumbass]

thinkin’

‘bout

HIM

[goddamnshinyrock]

Schrödinger’s senator

[queerautism]

Hey so as the economy continues to get worse in the next few years, gambling companies are going to go extra hardcore predatory as people become more desperate. Yes, even more than they already are. You have to promise me right now you're not going to fall for it. No gambling, okay?

This is going to be especially bad with prediction markets and sports gambling, and it's already really fucking bad. But it also goes for loot boxes, blind box collectables, trading card games, and ESPECIALLY gacha games.

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[mnotfoundd]

our legs should be interlocking under the covers rn

[thesoftdumbass]

I no longer have the fear that if I stick my foot out of the blankets, the demons will get me.

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I do, however, hold the apprehension that any time I stick my foot out of the blankets, a little cat might be there to bite it, sometimes so gently it tickles, sometimes not so gently,

[mswyrr]

Positive thought this 4th: the 4th celebrates the very beginning of a fight for freedom with the statement in the Declaration of what is worth fighting for. It's not a celebration of a particular government or outcome necessarily. And in that sense, it's always hopeful because every year we can commit again to that beginning and those ideals. And those ideals were and remain truly radical, so of course they are contested, of course it's an ongoing fight. The evidence of how important it is to assert that everyone is equal and has inalienable rights--and the horror of allowing the alternate pov to rule-- is everywhere before our eyes.

[mswyrr]

*Of course* the fight continues. It's for something that can never fully be won--not as long as the human heart is imperfect, prone to error and cruelty--but it's also something that can never fully be lost as long as people want more than what Langston Hughes called "the same old stupid plan / Of dog eat dog, of mighty crush the weak."

Every year, we can remember everyone who chose to believe that equality is possible, that the "same old stupid plan" must be fought with all we have, and dedicate ourselves to living that every day, to carrying our quiet part in the battle to create what Lincoln called a "new birth of freedom."

All the values worth fighting for can never truly and permanently be won. But any value worth fighting for can never truly be lost either. It is beyond the limits of power, it lives in the mystery of the human heart. Its power haunts and terrorizes tyrants because they know it is a spark that can never truly be quenched.

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.