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Goofy fanfic writer from PA in the USA - zebraljb on AO3

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Bwah.

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Chapters: 3/4 Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Hart | Galahad/Percival, Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Characters: Harry Hart | Galahad, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Percival (Kingsman), Merlin (Kingsman), Original Kingsman Character(s), Roxy Morton | Lancelot Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Matchmaking, Secret Santa, Gift Exchange Series: Part 3 of Love for the Holidays 2025 Summary:

Harry wants his two closest friends to be happy...don't they deserve the best? The best, obviously, is each other, even if they don't know it.

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Chapters: 2/4 Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Hart | Galahad/Percival, Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Characters: Harry Hart | Galahad, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Percival (Kingsman), Merlin (Kingsman), Original Kingsman Character(s), Roxy Morton | Lancelot Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Matchmaking, Secret Santa, Gift Exchange Series: Part 3 of Love for the Holidays 2025 Summary:

Harry wants his two closest friends to be happy...don't they deserve the best? The best, obviously, is each other, even if they don't know it. 

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Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Hart | Galahad/Percival, Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Characters: Harry Hart | Galahad, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Percival (Kingsman), Merlin (Kingsman), Original Kingsman Character(s), Roxy Morton | Lancelot Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Matchmaking, Secret Santa, Gift Exchange Series: Part 3 of Love for the Holidays 2025 Summary:

Harry want his two closest friends to be happy...don't they deserve the best? The best, obviously, is each other, even if they don't know it.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Hart | Galahad/Merlin Characters: Harry Hart | Galahad, Merlin (Kingsman), Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Bedside Vigils, Fluff, Established Relationship, Hot Chocolate, paternal Harry Hart Series: Part 2 of Love for the Holidays 2025 Summary:

Merlin has been by Harry's bedside more than once after a mission injury...but now Harry must sit by the bedside of the young man he views as a son.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Characters: Merlin (Kingsman), Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Original Child Character(s) Additional Tags: Family Fluff, Huddling For Warmth, Sleepy Cuddles, Domestic Fluff Series: Part 1 of Love for the Holidays 2025 Summary:

The boiler is broken at the Merlin-Eggsy home and they need to find a way to distract their sons from whining about the cold. Enter one big bed and one story.

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Chapters: 9/? Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Hart | Galahad/Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Characters: Harry Hart | Galahad, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Daisy, Michelle Unwin, Merlin (Kingsman), Percival (Kingsman), Other Kingsman Character(s), Chester King | Arthur, Richmond Valentine, Roxy Morton | Lancelot, Gazelle (Kingsman), Professor Arnold (Kingsman) Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Light BDSM, Puppy Play, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Dom/sub, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Major Character Injury, Injury Recovery, Permanent Injury, Presumed Dead, Not Canon Compliant Series: Part 24 of Evil Angel Summary:

Mysterious things have been rumbling under the service at Kingsman for quite some time and they all seem to lead toward one person: Richmond Valentine. Merlin has been doing what he can to find the source of the rumbling and weed out the good from the bad, but suddenly that rumbling erupts out of Kingsman and into the real world, destroying everything they hold dear.

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Does anyone know how to report spam comments on a story on Archive of Our own? I have started getting comments that are not only what seems to be spam but also include links to inappropriate photos. I looked at their regulations and it seems like what they consider inappropriate isn't the link that was put in the comment, but I don't need a link to a picture of some woman's junk in a comment on my fanfiction. Any assistance would be appreciated thank you.

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Chapters: 8/? Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Hart | Galahad/Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Characters: Harry Hart | Galahad, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Daisy, Michelle Unwin, Merlin (Kingsman), Percival (Kingsman), Other Kingsman Character(s), Chester King | Arthur, Richmond Valentine, Roxy Morton | Lancelot, Gazelle (Kingsman), Professor Arnold (Kingsman) Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Light BDSM, Puppy Play, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Dom/sub, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Major Character Injury, Injury Recovery, Permanent Injury, Presumed Dead, Not Canon Compliant Series: Part 24 of Evil Angel Summary:

Mysterious things have been rumbling under the service at Kingsman for quite some time and they all seem to lead toward one person: Richmond Valentine. Merlin has been doing what he can to find the source of the rumbling and weed out the good from the bad, but suddenly that rumbling erupts out of Kingsman and into the real world, destroying everything they hold dear.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Hart | Galahad/Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Characters: Harry Hart | Galahad, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Daisy, Michelle Unwin, Merlin (Kingsman), Percival (Kingsman), Other Kingsman Character(s), Chester King | Arthur, Richmond Valentine, Roxy Morton | Lancelot, Gazelle (Kingsman), Professor Arnold (Kingsman) Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Light BDSM, Puppy Play, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Dom/sub, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Major Character Injury, Injury Recovery, Permanent Injury, Presumed Dead, Not Canon Compliant Series: Part 24 of Evil Angel Summary:

Mysterious things have been rumbling under the service at Kingsman for quite some time and they all seem to lead toward one person: Richmond Valentine. Merlin has been doing what he can to find the source of the rumbling and weed out the good from the bad, but suddenly that rumbling erupts out of Kingsman and into the real world, destroying everything they hold dear.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Hart | Galahad/Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Characters: Harry Hart | Galahad, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Daisy, Michelle Unwin, Merlin (Kingsman), Percival (Kingsman), Other Kingsman Character(s), Chester King | Arthur, Richmond Valentine, Roxy Morton | Lancelot, Gazelle (Kingsman), Professor Arnold (Kingsman) Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Light BDSM, Puppy Play, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Dom/sub, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Major Character Injury, Injury Recovery, Permanent Injury, Presumed Dead, Not Canon Compliant Series: Part 24 of Evil Angel Summary:

Mysterious things have been rumbling under the service at Kingsman for quite some time and they all seem to lead toward one person: Richmond Valentine. Merlin has been doing what he can to find the source of the rumbling and weed out the good from the bad, but suddenly that rumbling erupts out of Kingsman and into the real world, destroying everything they hold dear.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Hart | Galahad/Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Characters: Harry Hart | Galahad, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Daisy, Michelle Unwin, Merlin (Kingsman), Percival (Kingsman), Other Kingsman Character(s), Chester King | Arthur, Richmond Valentine, Roxy Morton | Lancelot, Gazelle (Kingsman), Professor Arnold (Kingsman) Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Light BDSM, Puppy Play, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Dom/sub, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Major Character Injury, Injury Recovery, Permanent Injury, Presumed Dead, Not Canon Compliant Series: Part 24 of Evil Angel Summary:

Mysterious things have been rumbling under the service at Kingsman for quite some time and they all seem to lead toward one person: Richmond Valentine. Merlin has been doing what he can to find the source of the rumbling and weed out the good from the bad, but suddenly that rumbling erupts out of Kingsman and into the real world, destroying everything they hold dear.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Characters: Merlin (Kingsman), Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Harry Hart | Galahad, Original Kingsman Character(s), Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Future Fic, Retirement, Hobbies Summary:

Merlin retires from Kingsman at age 78 and finds it hard to change his ways. He gets up, gets dressed, calls in to the new Merlin to offer his assistance.

Until one day he decides to just take it easy. And after that it gets easier and easier to take it easy.

His husband Eggsy is pleased that Merlin is relaxing. His best friend Harry is alarmed. Merlin doesn't take it easy.

Until now.

I wrote this five years ago...that is crazy! Just a fun repost...this is one of my favorite things I’ve ever come up with, tbh.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Hart | Galahad/Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Characters: Harry Hart | Galahad, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Daisy, Michelle Unwin, Merlin (Kingsman), Percival (Kingsman), Other Kingsman Character(s), Chester King | Arthur, Richmond Valentine, Roxy Morton | Lancelot, Gazelle (Kingsman), Professor Arnold (Kingsman) Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Light BDSM, Puppy Play, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Dom/sub, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Major Character Injury, Injury Recovery, Permanent Injury, Presumed Dead, Not Canon Compliant Series: Part 24 of Evil Angel Summary:

Mysterious things have been rumbling under the service at Kingsman for quite some time and they all seem to lead toward one person: Richmond Valentine. Merlin has been doing what he can to find the source of the rumbling and weed out the good from the bad, but suddenly that rumbling erupts out of Kingsman and into the real world, destroying everything they hold dear.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Hart | Galahad/Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Characters: Harry Hart | Galahad, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Daisy, Michelle Unwin, Merlin (Kingsman), Percival (Kingsman), Other Kingsman Character(s), Chester King | Arthur, Richmond Valentine, Roxy Morton | Lancelot, Gazelle (Kingsman), Professor Arnold (Kingsman) Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Light BDSM, Puppy Play, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Dom/sub, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Major Character Injury, Injury Recovery, Permanent Injury, Presumed Dead, Not Canon Compliant Series: Part 24 of Evil Angel Summary:

Mysterious things have been rumbling under the service at Kingsman for quite some time and they all seem to lead toward one person: Richmond Valentine. Merlin has been doing what he can to find the source of the rumbling and weed out the good from the bad, but suddenly that rumbling erupts out of Kingsman and into the real world, destroying everything they hold dear.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Hart | Galahad/Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Characters: Harry Hart | Galahad, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Daisy, Michelle Unwin, Merlin (Kingsman), Percival (Kingsman), Other Kingsman Character(s), Chester King | Arthur, Richmond Valentine, Roxy Morton | Lancelot, Gazelle (Kingsman), Professor Arnold (Kingsman) Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Light BDSM, Puppy Play, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Dom/sub, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Major Character Injury, Injury Recovery, Permanent Injury, Presumed Dead, Not Canon Compliant Series: Part 24 of Evil Angel Summary:

Mysterious things have been rumbling under the service at Kingsman for quite some time and they all seem to lead toward one person: Richmond Valentine. Merlin has been doing what he can to find the source of the rumbling and weed out the good from the bad, but suddenly that rumbling erupts out of Kingsman and into the real world, destroying everything they hold dear.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Hart | Galahad/Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Characters: Harry Hart | Galahad, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Daisy, Michelle Unwin, Merlin (Kingsman), Percival (Kingsman), Other Kingsman Character(s), Chester King | Arthur, Richmond Valentine, Roxy Morton | Lancelot, Gazelle (Kingsman), Professor Arnold (Kingsman) Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Light BDSM, Puppy Play, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Dom/sub, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Major Character Injury, Injury Recovery, Permanent Injury, Presumed Dead, Not Canon Compliant Series: Part 24 of Evil Angel Summary:

Mysterious things have been rumbling under the service at Kingsman for quite some time and they all seem to lead toward one person: Richmond Valentine. Merlin has been doing what he can to find the source of the rumbling and weed out the good from the bad, but suddenly that rumbling erupts out of Kingsman and into the real world, destroying everything they hold dear.

It’s really me! I really started a thing!!