Accident Prone Asian

Hey I'm Mariko I'm Japanese. I'm the stereotypical bad driving 5 foot tall straight A Asian. 20 but lookin 12. Major band geek. Terribly ambisinistrous

[feathercut]

SO i just got these squishie thingies and they’re so cute

i just had to show you guys how fun they are

they are my new favorite things

[bossoverdose]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i want allllllllllllllllllllll of themmmmmmmmmm doesn anyone know where to get them?!

[feathercut]

haha i got them here at this site! They had a sale and I bought 13 of them😂

[princesszolena]

THESE ARE SO EFFING CUTEEEEE

[funnystories]

LMAO so i went on the site and I saw this

LOOK AT HOW ITS SMILING AT ME

[karmachameleonbycultureclub-blog]

that’s ding dong. there’s also boob boobie and it’s exactly what you think it is.

[katethezombiemommy]

I have a little dinger dude, his name is steve and I take him to work in my pocket. I may need him one day

[catasters]

[girlsjustwannahavefawn-deactiva]

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

[kireinahana]

Nevermind this is it

[thenatsdorf]

View this post on Instagram

[just-shower-thoughts]

Strict Parents only make you into a better liar.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Super Dad

[englishable]

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

[good-morning-warren]

When you roll a nat 20 acrobatics & perception 

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

They have a reddit thread called Dad Reflexes and the precursor, Bro Reflexes

[blogthegreatrouge]

yiykes all those kids could’ve died

[stability]

reblog if you support coop

[gif87a-com]

[oriontimber]

[catscatscatss]

[bunjywunjy]

I want to know what kind of face the owner made to get that response

[emmi-kat]

[theoreocat]

[goddess-scarlette]

i needed the full songs worth of this not 15 seconds

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Have an unproblematic cute. Definitely turn the song on.

[polyamorous-tangles]

Because everyday needs to begin with a smile

[theoreocat]

And again this shows up at the top of my activity feed 🔥

[monfevre-deactivated20180114]

the thrashy thrashy by the fridge gets cuter each time

[wilwheaton]

It’s unlikely that you haven’t experienced this, but if you are one of the few who are about to TURN ON THE SOUND FOR THIS VIDEO for the very first time, you are about to be so happy.

[mustiest]

[canadianbeerandpostmodernism]

[refinery29]

Excuse me but you’re going to have to check out these memes of Joe Biden plotting booby traps in the White House before Trump takes office

Enough said.

[babyanimalgifs]

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

[best-of-memes]

[picture-flawed]

Never ever EVER write someone's phone number with the words "to have a good time call xxx-xxxx". My roommate, thinking it was funny, wrote this in chalk seven times around a college campus. Harrasment is not a joke. Having guys call you constantly expecting to "have a good time" is not funny. Having campus security call you and tell you that this happened while you have no idea who did it or why it happened is terrifying. Especially when little to no people have your phone number. Finding your number written on a wall in huge numbers and realizing its the only one not taken down but this one still remained on a weekend night for everyone to see is sickening. Having to speak to the police is not funny. Think before you pull a prank, being harassed is not funny.

[awwww-cute]

My friends corgi fell asleep in class

[bookipsies]

What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES

[thoughts-memories]