do i exist? maybe not.

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[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[miiilowo]

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

[trans4trains]

[raggadollie]

like what if they were a little self-aware

[yesiscandyskiller]

Can't stop thinking that if Jax transitioned inside the circus, she'd be Regina George 2.0 🩵🤍🩷

🟢 Commissions Open!!

[mleelunsford]

I don't need to explain myself

[spoonfight7]

Apparently

[crabussy]

playing undertale at last after somehow unintentionally avoiding all major spoilers for my entire online life (UT came out two years before I first used social media) and oh my god. this game is crazycool. lifechanging. I kind of want that gay robot

[crabussy]

I'm almost finished..... fighting asgore right now. giggle. wish me luck

[crabussy]

haha. hey. what does this mean

[crabussy]

FOUGHT HIM. I HAVE 1 HP BUT I BEAT HIM. sorry sad dad but you made me do it

[crabussy]

[crabussy]

[artflameball]

I think it's beautiful that we all call her lovely now. Lovely no longer sounds like a word and I don't even care because she's so very lovely

[thwarp]

She isn’t her step mom, she’s the mom that stepped up!

Congratulations on your new loving, extremely loud mom

[actuallyjustabiscuit]

*grabs you by the lapels*

LISTEN, no LISTEN! The fact that Gangle and Zooble’s first abstraction experience was Kaufmo because Ribbit was the last abstraction before him and Gangle showed up a little while after. What the HELL did Ragatha-how the HELL did she even approach them with the idea of holding a funeral for him???

“Heeey, Zooble. Soo I know you’re probably gonna skip out on tomorrow’s adventure. And that’s ok! Totally fine! Buuut, if it’s not too much trouble, could you do me a big favor and help me set up a funeral for Kaufmo while we’re out? I know it’s weird but I think it would help a lot with processing everything. Please, I just really need some help with this since Pomni needs someone to help show her the ropes. I know it’s a lot to ask and normally I’d take care of it but it would mean so much if you could. I’m sorry to even have to ask 😣”

[chapispng]

domestic

[sunthoon]

Project Hail Mary fans after finishing the book and the movie

[randomfandomisuppose]

I love love LOVE a platonic relationship between Rocky and Grace where neither of them are normal about each other.

They’re best friends but by both Earth and Eridian standards everyone is like “Oh wow, they’re… close-”

Like little to no cares about privacy around each other because, well, fuck you aren’t getting much of that on a spaceship for multiple years now are you?

Wherever one goes there’s a 50% chance the other will be there too.

Whenever Grace talks to another Eridian he uses some sort of portable instrument to communicate but with Rocky they just speak in two separate languages at each other. It’s like seeing someone speak to someone in only Chinese and the other person only responds back in English.

Would be funny if Eridians aren’t very touchy but Rocky is basically clingy as fuck when it comes to Grace. Always tugging on his pants like a toddler to get his attention and stuff.

Grace just using Rocky in either his ball, enclosure or his xenonite suit as a backrest while he’s grading or doing work or something, Rocky fully absorbed in his own thing. Sitting as close together as physically possible while having zero interaction with each other. Parallel play at it’s best.

These two come in a pair. Do not separate.

All of this and more, fully platonically, people wonder if they’re the world’s first weird inter solar system couple and if they’re in some weird polycule with Adrian but no, they’re just like that.

It’s just Rocky and the human he adopted as a permanent part of his family that he will spend every possible second of the rest of his short life with because he won’t be here forever and he’s not going to waste any of his time for the world.

Also Adrian still loves Rocky and isn’t quite as close to Grace as he is but is also very fond of the weird awkward alien their mate brought home because Grace is Rocky’s family and that makes Grace Adrian’s family too.

[pidge-spots]

At what point is sexting just writing your own rpf in someone’s dms?

[kyri45]

Was inspired by the wonderful post by @hailed-marys so me and @sam-i-am-27 got possessed by the demons and came out with this.

HC list under the cut

* Astrophage is more like a virus that either alters people, causing them to commit crimes or violent acts, or a power that supervillains are starting to use.

* Grace is still a middle school teacher who got bitten by the spider, obviously.

* Adrian is the one who stitched up the suit (the Aunt May of this universe).

* He has all the perks of a normal Spider-Man, but he's still Grace, so he's incredibly clumsy. He does have a super-strong spider sense, and that's what saves him 100% of the time, but he absolutely does not have the agility. When adrenaline kicks in, he can do anything, but otherwise he'll trip over the most ridiculous things.

* He was wearing his yellow raincoat the first time he saved someone, so now he wears it over his suit (along with his white Converse).

* The spider was discovered by SHIELD (which is undercover as a scientific research facility that Grace works for part-time). After the original test subjects (who were only able to survive the spider mutations if they possessed a specific gene) were killed in an attack, Eva delivered the spider to Grace so he could be bitten before other villains got their hands on that power. (My boy gets unwillingly turned into a savior in every universe.)

* Simon is still an ex-convict who, in exchange for his freedom, is asked by the evil company of the day to test a series of mines infected by what appears to be blood from a meteorite (which eventually turns out to be the symbiote Ellie!).

* At first, they wanted to kill each other, but they end up becoming besties.

[animentality]

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