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Jumping for joy (at Castillo San Felipe del Morro)

When your 5-year old is in charge of the camera

The last washer tournament champions of 2017 (at Lakota, North Dakota)

Matt and I in a nutshell (at Lakota, North Dakota)

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Cat wants out

Cat logic: "If I lay in front of the door, human cannot leave. Yes, perfect plan."

The what store now?

#illegal #off sale #let's not be obvious now #oh we are?#aaaalllrrighty then!

Fml: I had to explain to my boss that the reason why my hand is swollen and bloody is because I punched my armored truck with ask my strength. I had to hit the truck because I sure as hell couldn't punch the fucking good of bag luck; that little shit wouldn't come out and face me like a man

#fml #this day sucks #i can literally count all my bad luck #by the hairs on my head #like all of them #fuck #this #Shit

She wouldn't move...

#putting things on cats #balancing act #funny #kitty cat #stubborn little shit #move #that's my spot

"We're breeding raptors in there. "

Describing the lawn situation at my work

#velociraptor #lawn troubles #long grass #is a thing #so far we have 3

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have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

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I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:

omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.

So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.

Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.

So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.

Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway.

So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face

You know what I hate, that will send me into a frothing rage? Men (old or young) picketing a woman's health clinic, shouting "god says abortion's a sin. Shut down this place of murder. " First of all: not everyone is a Christian, do get your religious propaganda out of my face. Second: it's a health clinic, they do more than just abortions. They do pregnancy care, they give life saving vaccinations, women go there when their general health is in danger, they do women health exams that other hospitals and clinic won't do because they're only trained on how to treat male patients. Third and most important: when you go through nine months of difficult pregnancy, pay insane amounts of hospital bills, drastically change your diet (better just hey used to throwing up every morning) and life style, and THEN go through 10 hours of agonizing childbirth- Then, and only then, do you have any right to have any opinion on the matter of abortion.

#sick and tired of this bullshit #abortion #her body her choice #gtfo

My immaturity level:

Running and kicking the freshly fallen snow, yelling "Oh my god, it's so FLUFFY! "

#it's so fluffy #I'm gonna die #maturity #not so much #but worth it

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