tough times and college life

Hey I'm Alex and i Like Stivin U, American Football and The saddest of Uke jams.

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Jesus

Looking back over this thing i was an antsy whiny piss baby but that was prlly for the best honestly 

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Oh look i still remember the password to this thing

Also i apparently have a bunch of asks that i cant see so thats fun

[treylowkey-deactivated20160622]

[doctopus]

i vow as president to put all the mosquitoes in a super expensive spaceship and then send it directly into a black hole

[doctopus]

wise thinking im making u my vice president

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

friendly reminder to do that thing your mum told you to do before she gets home

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Reblog to save a life

[ameriqan]

*hits on you* *actually hits you*

[3dhusbando]

[pantsthemannequin]

takin a selfie was fuckin complicated back in the day

[literallyunbelievable]

[qinasfs]

@the universe

[chilled]

please chill. im trying my best.

[xactokind]

this fuckin election is so wild

we’ve got Hillary Clinton, who’s like the classic democratic candidate but her only advantage over republicans is that she has sound morals and that’s about it

we’ve got Bernie Sanders, an old white straight guy that fights for the young, colored, gay, and female, who’s an open socialist and calls out republican bullshit constantly

we’ve got like fifteen interchangeable republican candidates who are all equal parts unremarkable and pieces of shit

we’ve got Donald Trump, an openly racist/sexist/homophobic man who basically just wants to strip everyone of their rights

and finally we have Mr. Deez Nuts

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wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

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[undercover-witch]

*sees inaccurate zodiac post*

*gets unnecessarily irritated*

[elsilvero]

[zezeymutlu]

[curvyelf-moved]

when a mutual unfollows you first

so then you unfollow them right back

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