[stuckinapril]

I feel like it would help people move on so much faster if they looked at something a person they once considered close did and just went “a friend probably wouldn’t do this to me” . Like actually. A friend would not do this to you .

[piedontmessaround]

My symptoms have changed with my face so I got another CT and the CT tech was my classmate

[piedontmessaround]

No one was sitting next to me on the shuttle back from the Banana Ball game and this guy kept pointing out the free seat, but everyone he offered it to took one look at my face and kept standing.

These are my eyes right now, for context.

[piedontmessaround]

This just arrived in the mail today. In case you're wondering, I'm having an amazing week 🙄

[mirkwoodest]

Lol, here’s a fun one: if you had been born in the medieval era and without access to modern medicine, how long would you have lived? If I managed to survive being born (unlikely) I would have died at age 22 from appendicitis :) hbu?

[mirkwoodest]

The number of you absolutely convinced you would have been convicted of witchcraft and burned at the stake seems statistically unlikely.

[piedontmessaround]

I got caught in the crossfire of a fight at a festival on my block so now I'm at the ER.

This is fine...

[piedontmessaround]

Impression

IMPRESSION:

1. Left periorbital soft tissue swelling/hematoma with subtle cortical

step-off in the left inferior orbital rim, for which the possibility of a

nondisplaced fracture cannot be excluded. Please correlate with point

tenderness.

2. No acute intracranial abnormality.

3. No acute cervical spine fracture.

Face:

Left periorbital soft tissue swelling/hematoma. Retroconal soft tissues are

normal. Small radiopaque foreign body. Subtle cortical step in the left

inferior orbital rim, for which the possibility of a nondisplaced fracture

cannot be excluded (series 7, image 367).

[piedontmessaround]

I got caught in the crossfire of a fight at a festival on my block so now I'm at the ER.

This is fine...

[notahorseindisguise]

if i used the phrase "the back half of an artists discography". do i mean

their early albums

their later albums

Voting ended onJun 1

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel like its pretty intuitive that the "bottom half" refers to early stuff, and top means later, and i feel like back is equivalent to bottom on a different axis, same with front and top, so i think they should be equivalent

[piedontmessaround]

I worked 14 hours today and didn't get a single break. I found out from my brother (a paralegal) that that's apparently totally legal in Wisconsin

[spitzonthefritz]

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

[atyourperil]

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

[pixeljade]

[piedontmessaround]

This was what I had to contend with when I had to leave for work.

[piedontmessaround]

My roommate gave me a bit of a scare tonight and I had to coach her into bed and check her sugar. I had her girlfriend (one of my best friends) on the phone making sure I didn't miss anything.

[damazcuz]

friend: please drink tonight you're so weird when you're sober

me: i promise i'll be regular

friend: okay as long as you promise

me: (zero beers in) (unprompted) the humble mole can dig up to 100x its body weight in soils each day. The humble mole can survive on a single worm for 80 nights. The humble mole can meditate for 1001 moons uninterrupted. The humble mole can forgive.

[byjove]

It would be kind of fun to have a medical dramamedy show where people (patients and people in the medical field) could submit their craziest experiences with the medical system and those plotlines and patient stories could be dramatized and woven into a cohesive narrative with any additional profits from the show going to pay off medical debt.

[byjove]

Plotline A: Patient is suffering from a near fatal case of hypothermia after passing out in the snow drunk and laying there all night until his 13 year old nephew discovered him in the morning, said 13 year old managed to transport his druncle to the hospital on a snowmobile but the rest of the family cannot make it there due to road conditions.

Plotline B: A live rat fell through the ceiling halfway through an emergency appendectomy, causing the surgeon to startle and rupture the patient’s appendix. Infectious disease is very interested in the situation due to the risk of zoonotic infection. The hospital’s legal department is also very interested in the situation.

[foxglovedforest]

Hey OP what happened to you

[byjove]

I’ve been chronically ill since the age of 14 and I enjoy eavesdropping

[piedontmessaround]

It's not the best picture, but it tells a story lol

[piedontmessaround]

I graduated x-ray school 2 years ago today!