I almost scrolled past this but my mom was a janitor too. PSA.

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I almost scrolled past this but my mom was a janitor too. PSA.
The hall looked spectacular. Festoons of holly and mistletoe hung all around the walls, and no less than twelve towering Christmas trees stood around the room, some sparkling with tiny icicles, some glittering with hundreds of candles.
@harrytipotte I told you Harry Potter is a Christmas movie 🤷♀️
i hate the end of the semester so much! every day im like “ok honey u need to do x y and z or u will nearly fail all ur classes” and then when it comes down to it i’m watching 5 hours of youtube makeup tutorials
Imagine Loki Laufeyson teleports into your house and refuses to leave.
Imagine the famed Loki, destroyer of New York, appears in your house with the intention of hiding out from the Avengers.
It was supposed to be a normal, quiet day. After the Battle of New York, it had taken so long to get back into the routine of normal. And you had been doing so well. You began going to work again a couple weeks after the Incident and eventually managed to live again after the whole city had been turned upside down. It didn’t help that your apartment looked directly into Stark Tower, that you were in the heart of the chaos, watching the city rebuild from a skyscraper.
You had been looking forward to your day off work. You could sit down, read a book, have some ice cream, sketch a bit. Relax. You know what’s not relaxing? The God of Mischief and Lies and the Destroyer of New York suddenly appearing in your living room.
You had been reading a book on the couch when it happened. The faintest thump behind you, audible breathing, and a burning realization that you were no longer alone. You jumped up from your spot and spun around and there he was. Anyone would recognize him. Loki, the so-called “god” who took it upon himself to destroy New York city. And there he was in front of you, looking at you curiously, in full evil villain ensemble, topped with the ridiculous gold horned helmet he was known for.
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*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.
this is hilarious + its even funnier if u kno that eye of newt is probably mustard seed
so who else was today years old when they learned that “eye of newt” is mustard seed and not the literal eye of a newt or am i just dumb
Theres even more beyond eye of newt
imagine steve getting call me maybe or something stuck in his head and then getting upset that he has to wait 70 years to hear it again
peggy is like “steve what’s the weather outside?” and steve is like “give me a second i’ll just google it” and then he realizes and is just sitting there like
I’m sorry but the idea of Steve realizing he actually misses modern technology is the funniest shit ever
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.
tag yourself: i’m robin arryn
“We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are”
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
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straight people shut up challenge
Frank stop. Go read a book or yell at a cloud it would be just as useful as this statement you left on Twitter.
He did add this later, which is… something?
[x] good ending
This is what people mean when they say that privilege is invisible to the people who have it. It never occurred to him that knowing someone’s orientation would be important to anyone, because to him, a straight man, representation is everywhere. It’s overabundant. It’s so common as to be taken for granted. To him, representation of his sexuality isn’t important because it’s there.
I love that he learned. I love watching people understand their own blind spots when it comes to privilege.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001) dir. Chris Columbus