Why Settle for Vanity?

Hi! My name is Liz. If you want, you can click the "About Me" link. INFP. Chaotic Good. Virgo. Far too confident for an adult sitting in the backseat. Checkout my links in navigation or leave me a message. I blog what I like, and usually that includes some fandom stuff or just stuff I think is funny and/or relevant.

[typhlonectes]

[1five1two]

[theres-rue-for-you]

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

on their clit like morse code

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"S.O.S. we're going down"

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

No stop that

[foone]

... - . -. -.. . -.-.

[oddlysexypancake]

uhh?

[foone]

In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as "ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC". That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.

They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.

And no one knows what the fuck "STENDEC" means.

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

;-;

[pansyfemme]

thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

[thebraveliltoastie]

im sorry but this is the funniest fucking tag i could have seen

[pure-egotism]

millennial grey, ugh. we used to have colors.

[artyphex]

I think the most unintentionally pretentious part of me is I genuinely forget that most people do not have a near-encyclopedic knowledge of mythology and folklore. I literally just assume most people know at least the name of every Greek god. My mom and I were watching the Banshees of Inisherin and at the start, she asked "Do you know what a banshee is?" and I was so stunned because it would never occur to me to ask that question because I would never assume the average person doesn't know what a banshee is. The average person knows what a banshee is right. You know what a banshee is right. You know the names of the greek gods right. You know that norse myth where loki fucked the horse right. Right. RIGHT

[lizziehernandez]

I’m so sad… time for an x reader fan fiction

[choked-up]

oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy

[xanderwithanx]

Not even for sexy reasons for me, I’d just be too polite and assume good will. No goth person has ever done me wrong.

[virtualgirladvance]

[penandinkprincess]

I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"

and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM

and then start massive grease fires in their backyards

it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition

[penandinkprincess]

for non-americans who have no idea what I'm talking about, a TON of fire departments and public health people will do annual presentation videos on how deep frying turkeys can go catastrophically bad

and every year, the american public goes "...anyway, where's my propane tank-"

[theroseandthebeast]

[victusinveritas]

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fry."

[transandrogyny--turtlebug]

I think trans people should be able to be weird and cringe without being called a predator

[prokopetz]

I'm down for relationship discourse if and only if no possibility exists of arriving at any useful conclusion.

"Is it cheating if you're on a break" what is this, a sitcom?

"Is it cheating if you're fucking two different instances of the same time traveller and the earlier one doesn't know" now we're talking.

[prokopetz]

Is it cheating if you're fucking two different instances of the same time traveller and the earlier one doesn't know you're also fucking their future self?

It's definitely cheating

It's literally fine

It's fine IF AND ONLY IF their future self is still dating future you

It's not cheating, but at least one of them probably has problematic age gap

It's cheating because the future one split the timeline by fucking you

It's not cheating because time is an illusion

It's cheating because one cannot step on the same dick twice, or whatever

It depends on whether the Novikov self-consistency principle is in play

TECHNICALLY not cheating, but it's unethical for a different reason (specify)

Cheese sandwich

Voting ended onNov 20, 2024

[malibuklaus]

[pure-egotism]

millennial grey, ugh. we used to have colors.

[daakureisaiko]

[curliestofcrowns]

[lakritzwolf]

He asked for it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[silurisanguine]

Update - He had to move TO HIS MOTHER'S HOUSE. A woman had to protect him.

[depsidase]

[yournewapartment]

Screeching

[official-kircheis]

same energy

[commander-ledi]