Hi

[piendmo]

I met little beepo at a party once you know. He was hiding in the cabinets eating ziplocks straight from the box and together we went and threw eggs and slime at the host because he wouldn’t let me pet his tapeworm

[piendmo]

My feind jore onmce asked ms chatgpt for an essay. He was sucked into the computar and never seen agasn. Rumor has it he writes recipees for mongultin stew and jackpots now. Oh what a world!

[piendmo]

My sweet mommy made me some tea when I was a lad. My sickly child lips barely touched the cup when I was suddenly transported to the horrific dark world of Wallace and Grommit’s grand adventures (2009).

[piendmo]

A lot of people meet me and think I’m some kind of ghoul. But the truth is I am so normal. The evil poltergonst just sucked into my lungs when I was a wee piendmo and made me like this.