‘Shit my friend & I have said’ sentence starters
❛ Just fucking throw it. ❜
❛ I thought you were gonna say heterosexual. ❜
❛ What the fuck kind of word is that? ❜
❛ Bring your bed downstairs. ❜
❛ You don’t control me. ❜
❛ Who do I have to show my boobs to to get this? ❜
❛ Don’t show your boobs to anyone. ❜
❛ They were gonna burn them alive! What the fuck? ❜
❛ A lot of shady ass shit is going on. ❜
❛ Are you trying to do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge? ❜
❛ It’s gonna be your fault and I’m gonna have to kill you. ❜
❛ Bitch, there’s no fucking government. Shut the fuck up. ❜
❛ Get your own damn soda, bitch. ❜
❛ Did a cat just die or did you just yawn? ❜
❛ I’m gonna give her eternal life. ❜
❛ I feel concerned for that guy in the water. He might just end up drowning. ❜
❛ Just because two girls are banging doesn’t mean it’s good porn. ❜
❛ I have to put pants on, god damn it. ❜
❛ I just want her to fuck me up. ❜
❛ Is my dead husband’s wedding ring worth nothing to you people? ❜
❛ This is probably cubic zirconia. ❜
❛ I knew that pussy was too good. ❜
❛ Kick your computer in the dick. ❜
❛ Nipple tattoos. New fad. ❜
❛ I don’t keep track of my pizza consumption. ❜
❛ I swear to god, I roll my eyes every 15 seconds. Soon they’re just going to roll right out of my fucking head and into the abyss. ❜
❛ If everyone in this show wasn’t so hot I wouldn’t be watching it. ❜
❛ I believe in your daddy kink. ❜
❛ Shit shit shit! I forgot the walnuts! ❜
❛ I can’t let any of these squids in! ❜
❛ Go pet that dog. Follow your dreams. ❜
❛ Pizza made me have a religious experience. ❜
❛ Sleep has failed me. I feel so betrayed. ❜
❛ Oh, sure. Just come in my house and eat all of my pizza. ❜
❛ You look like a bumblebee with red lipstick. ❜
❛ These are some crunchy ass pretzels. ❜
❛ French hookers. Gotta love ‘em. ❜
❛ I’ve found your weak point! ❜