Piers !! 💜🖤🤍

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hm..

i s’pose I have to introduce m’self?

I’m Piers, welcome to my page I guess..

mess with my obstagoon and I mess with ya’, got it?

_.•~ 🖤🤍 ~•._

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hey piers you look like you were my bi awakening but I actually didn't have one I just denied the fact that I liked like 10 boy characters including you and still thought I was lesbian. But I wish you were my bi awakening. If that makes sense. Also you're doing great. Also how's your sister?

….okay uh sorry that I wasn’t.. and Marie is doing good, she’s out with her Mimikyu right now..

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AGH I WISH I COULD BE YOU !!!! I LOVE YOUR HAIR AND YOUR OUTFIT AND YOUR OBSTAGOON AND EVERYTHING !!!!

oh !!! Thank you ?

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Can’t believe you called me a dumbass *sighs dramatically and pathetically*

-☁️🪸

(Ooc: I’m deciding to fully flesh out this anon, I’m jsut making the design like a human primarina)

oh boo hoo.. now how do you lose your keys? It really can’t be that hard to keep them.

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Hey.

Nice hair.

Mind if i just.

Yoinks it.

wha- HEY !

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Best drink of all time in the summer is a nice refreshing glass of cool sweet lem- ORANGE JUICE CITRUS UP YOUR LIFE WITH AMERICAS FAVORITE BEVERAGE ORANGE JUICE

ORANGE JUICE IS INFERIOR

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I FUCKING LOVE ORANGE JUICE SYBAU 💔/lh

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Well, I'm still better.

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I will have my obstagoon fight you 😒

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Best drink of all time in the summer is a nice refreshing glass of cool sweet lem- ORANGE JUICE CITRUS UP YOUR LIFE WITH AMERICAS FAVORITE BEVERAGE ORANGE JUICE

ORANGE JUICE IS INFERIOR

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I FUCKING LOVE ORANGE JUICE SYBAU 💔/lh

[carb0n-m0n0xide]

Rb if you are in the officialverse

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ooc: coughs

[adragoncalledcat]

MR. BEAST YOU WILL NEVER. EVER. BE HIM.

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Piers I lost my keys

-☁️🪸

(cloud coral, I’m gonna try to rmemebr my anon thing)

dumbass /silly

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tell me your god so i can devour it

HELP??

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driving in my beer right after a truck

(ik thats the wrong lyrics, the joke is that im so drunk i swapped them)

oh my god..

s

sigh ur fault if u die tbh

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Would you rather never get sick again or never be stuck in whatever the equivalent of traffic is in the Pokemon world :]

never get in traffic that shit sucks ass

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I heard that that Team Yell Grunt Jonathan wants to date your sister

well he can shove his horn so far up his ass that he can play C major by breathing and then I’ll consider it..

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i wish you a wario codec/themed death

Are you wishing me death ?? 😰

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I'm going to eat you (lovingly)

how does one do cannibalism lovingly ..?

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youre so twink coded ngl lowkey

twink….?

*insulted side eye*