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oh to be a vampire | 15 

[pigeonoccultist]

ethan nestor gender envy

ethan nestor gender envy.

[pigeonoccultist]

frank iero please stop

[razors2rosaries]

frank (derogatory) iero

[alexrox98]

poggers moment am i right yall?? *starts sobbing*

[lizzyluedudes]

Art I did of soft boi

@crankgameplays

[pigeonoccultist]

this is so good!! :00 /g

[pigeonoccultist]

Guys

guys

have we considered 

The Heehoozler

imagine,,., ,. the monstrostitty,,, the terror he brings ,,., an amalgamation only the gods speak of

[theelkmaiden]

Of dear lord. Terror of both the sea and the land. A terrifying beast of a man on land, but upon approaching the water his legs fuse into a tail, his ears grow into large fins, his fingers web, his skin turns to scales. The terrible screams of his victims are heard for miles as there is no escape. In sea or up a tree. Nowhere is safe.

[pigeonoccultist]

holy shit this is so cool you made something out of my shitpost hfhgdhj

okay now i HAVE to make art about this 

[theelkmaiden]

Please let me know when this happens. I HAVE to see it.

[pigeonoccultist]

i just posted it last night >:))

[undertelevisionskiess]

YOU GUYS I FOUND KARKAT ON TINDER AND MATCHED WITH HIM BYE

[pigeonoccultist]

NO

[pigeonoccultist]

Guys

guys

have we considered 

The Heehoozler

imagine,,., ,. the monstrostitty,,, the terror he brings ,,., an amalgamation only the gods speak of

[pigeonoccultist]

Alrighty gamers

introducing...

THE HEEHOOZLER!!

okay so i decided that there has to be 3 versions of the heehoozler!! this one is basically hee hoo underwater edition™. hes like a siren,, that feasts on toes and takis. 

n then..,

WHABAM (he go through metamorphosis)

heehoozler version 2

like the other version, this one is just basically the gongoozler land edition™. hes just like. a feral guy in the woods with pointy ears and big teeth. he likes dirt :)

and last but not least,, the rarest sight of them all,,

heehoozler version 3

yknoe,,,., sometimes metamorphosis is hard. 

[pigeonoccultist]

Guys

guys

have we considered 

The Heehoozler

imagine,,., ,. the monstrostitty,,, the terror he brings ,,., an amalgamation only the gods speak of

[theelkmaiden]

Of dear lord. Terror of both the sea and the land. A terrifying beast of a man on land, but upon approaching the water his legs fuse into a tail, his ears grow into large fins, his fingers web, his skin turns to scales. The terrible screams of his victims are heard for miles as there is no escape. In sea or up a tree. Nowhere is safe.

[pigeonoccultist]

holy shit this is so cool you made something out of my shitpost hfhgdhj

okay now i HAVE to make art about this 

[yrakenveitbluther-deactivated20]

do you guys remember that guy whats-his-name

[yrakenveitbluther-deactivated20]

mark something

[yrakenveitbluther-deactivated20]

yeah that guy mark plier. you guys heard what happened to him?

[yrakenveitbluther-deactivated20]

im sorry you had to find out this way….

[nbclover]

Obviously fake. Markiplier would never.

[yrakenveitbluther-deactivated20]

do you mean, like, he would never cum? or. would he never die

[sokodraws]

Valete amici mei

Semper mecum

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aviable as prints on my redbubble @ sokoprints

(PLEASE DON’T COPY/EDIT/USE/REPOST, REBLOG INSTEAD)

[showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated]

GOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING HORNSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

strutting

[showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated]

go.go.go.go.go.gogogogogo

[pigeonoccultist]

theyre racing !! go hornsie go !!!!!!!

[pigeonoccultist]

Guys

guys

have we considered 

The Heehoozler

imagine,,., ,. the monstrostitty,,, the terror he brings ,,., an amalgamation only the gods speak of

[lady-raziel]

Hi, dance of italy hired mercenary here, please stop doing the dance, guys. I like getting paid but I've knocked off nearly 40 of you weirdos since UA ended. There's a team of 30 contractors including myself working around the clock because of the sheer amount of dancing. PLEASE STOP DOING THE DANCE, I NEED A BREAK.

EXACTLY. This is a PSA to PLEASE be considerate of your local mercenary being paid to kill you for doing the dance of Italy. Please remember that they’re human too and sometimes need a break, so if you can please stagger doing your dances of Italy or at least postpone it for a couple days out of respect of the person who is being paid to come kill you for doing it! I know it can be so tempting to just WHOA WHOA WHOA and have someone come snap your neck right away, but please be kind and don’t cause a backlog in the system by all of you doing the dance at once.

IMPORTANT!!!1!

[iamonlyperson]

Memento Mori. Unus Annus.

[anemiaman]

Visit Original Link

[anemiaman]

I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

[wallteleporter]

its been a couple years since i made this mistake, ive moved blogs a few times, and it still haunts me. thank you all for putting it on my dash occasionally its like a fucking sucker punch every single time

[bigdickdaddysatan]

One last dance of Italy for the road, friends?