insert rabid raccoon

💜 el ▫️ they/them ▫️ my ao3 ▫️ pls i have no idea what i’m doing or any concept of anything▫️ why Bernd das Brot is a horror concept 💜

[pigeonriot]

If I was near a volcano eruption, I would thrive. RIP to Pompeii but I'm different.

[hollanderdiaz]

hollanov + gilbert baker's original pride flag

[huliajelena]

i don’t think i can keep pretending i don’t like you anymore

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[edinburgh-by-the-sea]

cool gentle dusk

[dilfsisko]

Racism against Indians is actually a little insane when you consider how widespread it is even among liberals and leftists . Even people who consider themselves to be progressive will laugh at call center or tech support jokes. All scammers are inherently indian. It’s okay to laugh at jokes making fun of Indians for their feelings towards animals or how they drive. India is inherently backwards and dirty so it’s okay to make jokes about getting food poisoning from even looking at indian food

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[pigeonriot]

my heated rivalry fic is complete now!

Collision Course

Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov | Explicit | 4/4 chapters, 28k

All he could do was watch, eyes locked on Shane rather than the puck like they should be. He watched as blood smeared the boards red. He watched as Shane’s body crumbled and hit the ice, with a crunch that seemed louder than any fan in the entire stadium. He watched as Shane just stayed on the ground and did not get up.

Or: Post-tuna melt, Ilya injures Shane on the ice and has to grapple with the consequences. It complicates things. It might make some things easier.

Canon Divergence, POV Ilya Rozanov, Angst with a Happy Ending

[pronounyaoi]

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

[pigeonriot]

hollandry era. rose suggests pegging to shane because she had a sex dream about fucking a woman with a strap on so she's in a slight sexuality crisis now. maybe shane takes some convincing but they end up doing it and they both don't like it. it makes shane have even more of a sexuality crisis as in he can deny his missing attraction to women a little bit less bc its the first time he didn't enjoy anal, meanwhile rose is like "wait so i didn't like using a strap-on, all good then! lesbianism averted!". shane blurts out "i'm gay" the next time they have sex. rose misattributes her relief at that. send post.

[burnedtothefilter]

Shane would use 3 in 1 shampoo there is no dissuading me from this

[actuallysara]

happy

[ilyapasta]

You wanna talk EDGY and PROBLEMATIC Ilya Rozanov headcanons?? MyIlya 100% texts while driving.

[gaynehollander]

I am once again calling for us to recentre Hollanov's bruise kink. I need Ilya pressing into Shane's bruised ribs until Shane sees stars. I need him sucking hickeys into preexisting bruises to hide his marks and overwrite the ownership of them; making them his own. I need a choked, half-swallowed gasp of pain escaping Shane's lips as his cock jerks violently against Ilya's hip from the way he's grasping his thigh, right where a dark bruise paints his skin. I need Shane coming hands free while Ilya pounds into him and I need the moment that pushes him off the edge to be the way Ilya shifts his hold to push his thumb directly into a deep purple mark on his hip. I need it.

[anyataylorjoys]

☁️ no thoughts brain melted ☁️

[puppy-pees-a-lot]

the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever

[maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat]

yall gotta be nicer about m/f  bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life

[maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat]

gonna add onto this you all gotta stop acting like m/f is just cishet when bisexual people exist and straight trans people exist.

[maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat]

last add on alot of m/f ships of poc or white/poc ship are constantly downplayed for bland white m/m or f/f ships

[majorpepperidge]

#also sometimes u guys r just fuckig misogynist. abt the women in m/f ships. sorry