DoveMaster

Js trying to have sum fun in here. I post mostly memes abt my current hyperfixation. I love birds, videogames and any type of media.

[edsrosetattoo]

This is the best idea in the history of film.

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[pigeonsrealmaster]

most majestic fanart I have ever seen what the actual flip

[pigeonsrealmaster]

when fine shyte said she would organize the gender reveal party

agatha pops ballon

Agatha: Rio you messed up there is no confetti inside

Rio: well actually…I have to tell you something

[pigeonsrealmaster]

I js know being a summoned character is stressful😭 like its 8 am your hair is stuck in tooth faries braces, your wallet is missing after tennant flirted with u, some flying horse toy trynna start smalltalk, the donkey boy next to you is kinda stinky but you dont dare to say anything and the air is js full of lesbian yearning like😭

[pigeonsrealmaster]

no but srs imagine being an summoned R1999 character and you have to sleep on the fucking floor because an apple got the last room, a mirror shard is occupying the couch and a FUCKING RADIO IS SLEEPING ON THE HAMMOK😭

[pigeonsrealmaster]

do you guys think utahime has to nudge shoko whenever she is sleeping to check if she is still alive, like why do I have to reduce the light intensity of my phone whenever she is on my screen?? And on top of the 27 cigarettes a day? You know utahime is stressing whenever Shoko stops moving for a minute😭

[gaylindadykeland]

gelphie text post pt 2/?

[incorrectagathaallalongquotes]

Alice: Agatha-

Agatha [sighs]: Rio used to call me Agatha…

Jen: Because it's your fucking name.

[pigeonsrealmaster]

It's game night at the Vidal-Harkness household and Nicky wants to play Harry potter

Nicky: I wanna be gryffindor! They are the coolest and bravest and they won like every competetion

Agatha: Yeah because the old bearded wizard had a favourtism problem

-Gets a long glare from Nicky already in full Harry potter attire: the glasses, the scar, the scarf-

Rio: Well Agatha you should be Slytherin then

Agatha: What the f…flip is that supposed to mean? Are you saying I am evil? Why do I always have to be the evil one, when we play dress up? First the Grinch then the weird little freak from spongebob married to a screen?

-Rio just thinks she looks pretty in green-

Nicky: No! I think Mama should be Hagrid they have the same hair!

That was the last time they played Harry Potter.

[vidrkness]

This came to me in a dream

[pigeonsrealmaster]

Alice on the road after recognizing Rio as the woman who cut in line in hot topic

[pigeonsrealmaster]

How Rios and Alices conversation actually went Alice: so I gotta ask am I going to heaven?

Rio: You know damn well they dont want no witches there. But dont worry, because you kinda saved my shawty , I made a lil deal with the devil. You are getting the VIP Hell experience!

Alice: What is that like

Rio: You know, the same.. but with advil.

[pigeonsrealmaster]

Agatha somewhere in centuries of mischief created a youtube acc to lure innocent witches to give her their powers, but realized youtube is tough asf

Agatha: “Hello guys this is my last video on this channel. I have just realized that people nowadays do not care abt finding their inner chakra in a strangers basement…so keep on watching ur cat videos or whatever. But thank you,my loyal number one subs: RyoWidel, LadyDeaf, OGgreenyitch and- wait a damn minute“

[pigeonsrealmaster]

When the plan was to show fine shyte the new mole you added to your human design, but she is giving birth so now you have to wait to ask

“Do you notice something different about me?“

[pigeonsrealmaster]

Agatha never fighting the loser allegations

Lads take some time viewing the second episode in Sharons perspective. Your neigbhor who is known to be a lil cockoo invites u over for a party (mind you, you never spoke to her and are more than ten years older than her..desperate much) At the party she leads u to her basement no lights,no drinks no nothing. The other guests there, all from different genres and ages, looking highly uncomfortable. The party contains 6 people… Host so broke you have to provide the music and smh u r the only one not knowing the song. And all of sudden the host is throwing a tantrum offending everybody and their mommas cuz she didnt like how you guys sang. She thought Agatha a loser fr😭😭

[pigeonsrealmaster]

Rio and Hela

I'm storming through ao3 and where are all the Rio x Hela fics atttt. Goddess of Death and Death herself?? There GOTTA be a story. The options are endless. Boss Rio x assitant Hela? Rebound hela fic? Enemies to lovers would be insane too. Or Hela being Rio’s first love (do not attack me agathrio shippers) Just something pleaseeee

pleasepleaseplease