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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
shark vs the universe
Mike Driver
NASA
cherry valley forever
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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AnasAbdin
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Andulka
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@incorrectagathaallalongquotes
Agatha: You can trust me! Rio: Can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something… Agatha: UGH. Is this about those stupid Tamagotchis?! Rio: Actually, it is. Alice: Okay, guys… Agatha: You left me with six of them, love! Taking care of that many is a full-time job! Rio: I left you with six ADULT Tamagotchis in perfect health, and by the time I came home, they were all dead. You have to, like, ACTIVELY murder them in order for that to happen!
Alice: I sleep with a knife under my pillow. Lilia: I sleep with a gun under mine. Agatha: You two are pathetic. Alice: Oh, yeah? What do you sleep with? Agatha: Rio.
Rio, In her denial Era: When people get too close to me, I like to call them by the wrong name just to let them know I don't actually care. Agatha: Fascinating. Agatha: Thanks, Amanda.
Rio: [sneaks into the house wearing a big coat] Agatha: What’s with the big coat? Teen: [muffled bark] Rio: Daggers.
Rio: unbuttoning a shirt God it’s so hot in here. Agatha: i know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
Agatha: I'm gonna burn this place to the ground. Lilia: I'll show you where my bills are; you can start there.
Agatha: When I asked for a spoon, I meant the utensil. Rio, hugging her from behind: Oh.
Agatha: [rolls over in bed and knees Rio in the ribs] Rio: Ow! you kneed me Agatha: [sleepily] yeah i do need you Rio: [voice cracking] okay
Rio, posting on social media: I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man, have fun in there. Rio, the next morning: When did I post this?!
Alice: Do you have a self-care routine? Jen: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
Agatha: Baby are you jealous? Rio: No. Agatha: Are you sure? Rio: Yes. Agatha: Can I get a kiss? <3 Rio: GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!
Alice: Rio? Why are you on the floor? Rio, murmurs into the floor: i can’t see or hear my problems from here. Alice: I… well, shit. make room for me.
Rio: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes. Jen: plans a shopping trip
Rio: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Agatha: It was autocorrect. Rio: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Agatha: Yes
Alice: Dumbest scar stories, go! Sharon: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Jen: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Agatha: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Teen: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Rio: Rio: I have emotional scars.
Agatha: A fistfight CAN be romantic.
Lilia: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.
