dan🌟

ig: @daniela.cerrillo

[cleromancy]

a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you

[politijohn]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that in 2006, a man in Portland, Oregon hired a hitman to kill his 51-year-old wife. His wife ended up killing the hitman with her bare hands. When Susan Kuhnhausen had her hands on his neck she asked him, “TELL ME WHO SENT YOU HERE AND I WILL CALL YOU A FUC#ING AMBULANCE!” (x)

[mysharona1987]

[thesquidville]

[mockwa]

[eroscestlavie]

 this is it..where i hold the Meetings..

[thecheesyllama]

[myownlost]

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

[cestnepasuneblog]

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

[musicofthestage]

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

[postimpression]

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

[itwasntrainingyet]

[mysharona1987]

[dam0nalbarn]

[fakenigel]

This shit happens in my neighborhood everyday and I’m tired of it

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

[anxietydaddy]

help

[lunaeregia]

[gaodd]

[adultum]

[milestellers]

[disneydailly]