CLAIRE BEAR

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pizzannibals

Alan stared at his phone at those last seven letters his friend sent him. Inwardly he couldn’t decide if he should leave his door unlocked or just leave it (due to him locking it after the pizza guy left out of reflex) since Claire probably brought her own key. Why did she still have a key? Whatever. Besides the door, how else could he have “prepared” for her? The pizza was here. Soda was in the fridge to keep it cool. The TV was on. He could probably prepare a glass of water if she actually did run – despite him saying she shouldn’t; he couldn’t imagine the possible consequences of that happening. He at least hoped she didn’t run up the three flights it took to get to his place.

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Ah, but she did! All three flights of stairs were no match for the voluminously-haired girl as she skipped them two at a time. The end goal was in her line of sight and her mouth watered. Without thinking -- because she thought PREPARE was pretty self-explanatory -- she tries to run right through but only manages to throw herself against the locked door shoulder first. 

“Yowa Yowa Yowa Yowa -- ALAN!”

She knocks by kicking at the door as she uses her hand to rub her sore shoulder.

“Alan! I’m heeereee! Open Open Open!”

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Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: claire nooooooo

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: don't runnnnnnn claire

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: stop claire don't do it

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: you're not forrest gump

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: this is not a race

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: i'm not gonna open it just don't runnnnn

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: I'M AT

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: THE PLACE

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: LIVE

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: GOING UP NOW.

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: PREPARE.

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Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: omg

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: ???? i feel like that's too specific to find

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: also hold on pizza's here

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: aww yiss my apartment smells like pizza now

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: a quality scent for my humble abode

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: i'm a nerd why are you friends with me again?

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: nooooooooooooo

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: the first five minutes of pizza smell are the best

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: don't open it!

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: keep i t

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: coveted

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]:i 'm on my way i'm running be there in 10

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[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

a delicate scale

[prettypasta]

Rigatoni with Chorizo and Spicy Chipotle Cream Sauce

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Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: i know there's a bone china along with fine china

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: idk if they're okay

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: or like subpar

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: i don't buy fancy dinnerware

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: that's spooopy.

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: i requestt this haloween we eat everything on bone china shaped like bone

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: we can have vulu buy it for us.

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: AS A GIFT. xP

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Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: i promise that th epizza will not have a face

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: the pizza*

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: and don't worry i won't eat it before you get here silly

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: i know you won't thats why you're so fine.

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: nice.

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: also fine

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: like fine china fine.

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: why is it called fine china?

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: is there okay china?

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Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: i rather be a pizzannibal thanks

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: pizza's probably gonna arrive before you do

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: pizzannimal a pizza animal. a pizza with a face.

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: noo o oo o o oooo ooooo

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Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: okay

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: and i wouldn't know. i've never tried to think like a cannibal before

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: we should do that today. it'll be an experiment

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: hypothesis biting lulu would not be fun because he might die.

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: also i'm on the bus now!

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Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: i'm pretty sure if there WERE cannibals in jail they'd probably in solitary confinement

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: for obvious reasons

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: but nevertheless don't get sued OR go to jail

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: how far are you

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: I'm leaving the house right now!

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: Luckily you texted me right on time so the bus will be here in a few.

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: If yo put cannibals in the same room would they eat each other? Or would they be happy because they have a community ?

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Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: oh.

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: i mean i guess if you wanna watch it okay

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: also please don't get sued

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: i will repeat i can't afford that

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: but what if I DID lulu??

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: I can't be in jail

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: I would never survive

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: I would get eaten by cannibals

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Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: no don't sue him either

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: my legal matters are not his legal matters

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: idk anything you wanna watch

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: I want to watch Beverly Hills Chihuahuas. I have them I will r

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: bring them.

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: since we're friends if i get sued would you pay for me

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: I'd pay for you

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Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: make sure you bring a movie

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: also don't sue i'm broke and you know this

Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: i can't do it man. i can't afford that

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: I would never.

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: It was a joke I promise i won't ever sue you

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: I'll sue Navulu he's rich

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: Also !!!!

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: Which movie?

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Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: i just ordered some pizza

Claire @ [TXT Alulu]: I'm on my way. Leave me some or I will sue.

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Alan @ [Claire 🐻]: psst

TXT Alulu: yeeeeeeeeeeeeessss ? : ) : ) : ) : )