help

I’m not drunk or high I swear

[pikahere]

friendly reminder

[pikahere]

why the fuck is milk

[pikahere]

bitch

[pikahere]

People really be gatekeeping the weirdest shit. I’ll be minding my business and see something like “you never had a real shower unless you summoned satan while blinded by shampoo” like bitch WHAT

[pikahere]

Fios really out here bragging about their “fiber-optic network” like anyone actually knows what the fuck that means

[pikahere]

*breaths breathily*

[pikahere]

Never doubt my ability to live

I’ve been living since I was born

[pikahere]

If a genderfluid person likes girls they can identify as a male lesbian

[pikahere]

I love it when water is

Crisp

[pikahere]

I’ve legitimately been laughing at this for like 20 minutes

[pikahere]

Life hack: wanna know more about someone? Stalk them!

[pikahere]

Ah, thank you milk carton

[pikahere]

How to be a cat

1.) Be hungry all the time

2.) Sit on your keyboarrrrrrrrrrdakjhfksjdhjkkjhkjhkjhkjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

[armageddonhascome]

Dude what are you on

Like, all the time

[pikahere]

well right now im on a chair

[armageddonhascome]

Not like that u fukin idiot XD

[pikahere]

DOES NOT COMPUTE

[pikahere]

Life hack

stop being such a fucking idiot

[justananimenerd]

i feel attacked

[pikahere]

good

[pikahere]

Life hack

stop being such a fucking idiot

[pikahere]

How to be a cat

1.) Be hungry all the time

2.) Sit on your keyboarrrrrrrrrrdakjhfksjdhjkkjhkjhkjhkjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

[pikahere]

Can we talk about the past tense of yeet?

The question: yeeted or yote?

The answer is simple!

If the subject is an object, use yeeted.

The water bottle was yeeted to the sun.

If the subject is a person, use yote!

Johnny yote the water bottle at Jack’s face.

Remember these rules, and you’ll be yeeting correctly in no time!

[armageddonhascome]

Who is jack

[pikahere]

a bitch if Johnny wanted to yeet a water bottle at him