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i need much more sleep than i am getting. and im p sure everyone can tell

[armageddonhascome]

Please join my amino!

[pikahere]

What is the line between neko and furry? How many people are furries without realizing!? O.o

[armageddonhascome]

Shhh i have gone on for too long shhh

[pikahere]

If liking butter isn’t ok then what is ok

[armageddonhascome]

Cats

[badjokesbyjeff]

Three plastic surgeons meet at a conference…

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[bgm05]

[swampghouls]

me, pressing the side of my head into my cat’s side: you sound like a car… i love you, motor boy

[badjokesbyjeff]

In breaking news, Triple Crown winner Justify has turned down an invitation to White House.

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[armageddonhascome]

Its 12:30 in the morning and i just accidentally texted my friend about 'Baldi and the ink machine' wtf is wrong with me

[armageddonhascome]

The new trend

[bemusedlybespectacled]

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

[pikahere]

How to be a cat

1.) Be hungry all the time

2.) Sit on your keyboarrrrrrrrrrdakjhfksjdhjkkjhkjhkjhkjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

[armageddonhascome]

Dude what are you on

Like, all the time

[pikahere]

Can we talk about the past tense of yeet?

The question: yeeted or yote?

The answer is simple!

If the subject is an object, use yeeted.

The water bottle was yeeted to the sun.

If the subject is a person, use yote!

Johnny yote the water bottle at Jack’s face.

Remember these rules, and you’ll be yeeting correctly in no time!

[armageddonhascome]

Who is jack

[zyx]

I’m a mix between 10hrs nap and ignoring everyone

[armageddonhascome]

I am literally all of these what the hell

[armageddonhascome]

Reblog for a night of good sleep

[stimman3000]

View this post on Instagram

https://instagram.com/p/BdlsRceFHug/

[morallysanders]

It looks like Christmas!

[armageddonhascome]

I'm pretty sure it's a glass butt plug.

[armageddonhascome]

Sides as today's innteraction

Roman:*hugging Virgil* you smell like anger..

Virgil:o...kay?

Roman:*sniffs everyone* yeah..!

Roman:*points at Logan* you smell like musk

Roman:*points at Patton* you smell like fresh

Roman:*points at Virgil* and you smell like pure, unadulterated anger.

[armageddonhascome]

Why the fuck are people calling me at 1:30 in the morning