Joker: Ah, yes. No seatwork, no quizzes-
Joker: No obnoxious classmates, no deadbeat adults as teacher-
Joker: I don’t have to cram a crap ton of homework overnight, I no longer have to wake up early for school-
Joker: No more rumors, no more academic related stress because there’s no school, no shitty principal, and most importantly, no studying-
Joker: Pit, Meggy, everyone, what brings you to the Tips Room?
Meggy: Do you not know? Byleth asked Robin if they can make this place a classroom.
Dark Pit: After Byleth found out that Pit couldn’t read, they decided to take it upon themselves to teach him.
Joker: I heard, but then why are all of you here?
Red: Byleth then soon found out that a majority of us are still young and didn’t have proper schooling so they volunteered to teach every single teenage looking person in Smash.
Toon Link: Yes! I finally get to learn ride a pegasus! Are you going to stay?
Joker: No, thank you. Sounds like fun, but I gotta go-
Byleth: Joker? I didn’t know you wanted to study, too.
Joker: I wasn’t and I was just about to leave. I go to high school anyway, so I won’t need to-
Byleth: Such a shame. I did hear you missed over a month’s worth of studying and you arrived here before finishing your studies so…
*Byleth and Joker stare at each other.*
Byleth: Welcome to class, Joker-
Joker, jumping out of the window: See ya!
Outside the Smash Mansion.
Peach: Isn’t this a lovely morning- GAH!
*Peach looks up, seeing Joker hanging upside down with the SotC grabbing the end of his tailcoat.*
Joker, being dragged up: Damn that sword and its reach.
Pit, looking outside the window: Hi, Peach!
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