Spiderfan

man, I just post whatever. you can still ask stuff if you want, though, and I might actually answer if I feel like it. lol jk, I'll answer! anyway, in case you hadn't noticed, I'm Spiderfan, named for my being a fan of Spider-Man. yes, I know it's a pun. go ahead and groan in annoyance, but it doesn't change my username. born in 1999!

[xspiderfanx]

if you're a nazi or agree with any Nazi ideology or sympathize with Nazis then block me and get the fuck off my blog.

[jaeblu-art]

i needed to contribute to the EWC shenanigans thank you @justcakethanks for making these goobers

[drops-of-universe]

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

[what-even-is-thiss]

On the first day of my Spanish class the professor was like “who here is a native Spanish speaker?” and like ten people raised their hands.

And my question for native speakers taking Spanish 1 for an easy A is not why they’re doing that but why would they admit it publicly

[what-even-is-thiss]

Today my speaking partner in class was a native speaker and he was smart enough to not out himself to the professor. Like how I don’t tell the professor that I understand Spanish but haven’t spoken it much. We keep secrets. We keep our easy A stepping stones to higher levels. We don’t put ourselves in a situation where we’re getting lectured about joining a higher difficulty class that we don’t want.

[made-to-comment-off-topic]

I hope your professor doesn't spend too much time on tumblr!

[lucienballard]

This 'impossible' crane shot from Mikhail Kalatozov's SOY CUBA (1964) ...

IS the greatest and quite remarkable one shot scene of them all.

[ralfmaximus]

Whatever you think this is gonna be, you're wrong. Please watch.

[archaeo-geek]

Holy crap!

[the-real-seebs]

that is insane

[telegantmess]

Holy crab

[earhartsease]

here you can watch the whole film (sorry they englished the title) because it's intense and beautiful and amazing

[probuccalfat]

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

[probuccalfat]

we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.

[pigeonivvy]

the eridian welcoming committee has a gift for you..

bonus rocky:

ewc by @justcakethanks! love these guys so much

[luunarmoonar]

Can I play too

[cidthecoatrack-blog]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

[vanglaggle]

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say

[stealingpotatoes]

discovered my aunt uses generative AI, day ruined

[thememedaddy]

[demilypyro]

kicks ass..... though I'd make it red riding hood instead. a frankenstein red riding hood. she's been bitten to pieces but stitched back together and revived. that would be awesome

[demilypyro]

do it?... do what? what am I doing?

[xspiderfanx]

make Frankenhood, of course!

[demilypyro]

make? make how? i can't draw

[xspiderfanx]

create her from parts of course /j

[germaerobics]

bit niche but shout out to anyone else who's taking birth control for gender affirming reasons

[cyborgcatfish]

coolest fish of all time

[leftoverspacedust]

this has definitely been done before

[liilipad]

SOUTHERN FLANNEL MOTH OMG,, one of my favorite moths of all time im so happy to finally be able to see one :] i love how fluffy they look !!