[kaddyssammlung]

Loki films walking us through the location where they filmed Alkaline

[tidesandtwilight]

I think the hottest thing a woman can be is a weirdo

[bucketofcrows]

a lot of the knight blogs i follow have scenarios of seeing a knight's face for the first time or otherwise having their face exposed as an act of intimacy and like. i see the vision. you keep doing you. but also. to me the appeal is not knowing what is under the mask. the face could be anything or nothing. the helm is the face. the metal is the flesh. it's something you can recognize as human and yet it's still inhuman. the act of intimacy is not knowing but more importantly not needing to know what's beneath. do you see the vision

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

thinking about when my friend found a book from the 70s in a church office with truly some of the most insane prayers I have ever heard

[pile0leaves]

Stumbled upon a ginormous ✨️mossy rock✨️ that a tree wondrously wrapped around during my hike yesterday and now I'm wondering...

...At what point is a rock considered a boulder?

[big-moss-inc]

If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest

[big-moss-inc]

Pleaaase bro just let me be your blade

[goth-queen]

[shiverandqueeef]

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[girlslashers]

having fun

[homunculus-argument]

Libraries are sneaky, because once you go in, it's soo easy to get a library card, and once you have one, you can pretty much grab one of everything of all the stuff they have there with no consequence, and take it home. But then once you're home and you've read all the stuff you'll have to go back to the library to return the stuff, and once you're at the library again, you're at the library again, so might as well pop in to see what they got, and then you're hauling half their shit home again, and then you'll need to return to the library to return them, so you're at the library again

And the next thing you know you've read 3000 books, your crops are clear and your skin is watered, an angel descents from the heaven to suck your dick twice a week, and also you've got some books to return so you've got a perfectly valid reason to go pop in to the library. Just a little bit.

[winged-void]

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

[frigidvalkyrie]

Reblog to tell your mutuals "I consider you an ally to my cause"

[cuirassconnoisseur]

My poor, valiant knight has to stand guard in this evening downpour… I shall select my thinnest garments as I go and visit.

[cuirassconnoisseur]

hmm… knight falling in love with a marble statue abandoned in the woods. Okay?

[cuirassconnoisseur]

She stands. Waiting. Night and day, sun and rain. Unmoving.

The knight passes by her everyday on the way to second shift, smiling every time their eyes meet.

The knight knows she’s just marble. A statue. Not real.

But when the knight curls up in the grass beside her on a warm midsummer day, or rants to her in the pouring rain— she feels real.

Every dream the knight has, she’s there. Kissing. Touching. Answering. Moving.

So the knight keeps coming back. Everyday, without fail. To her.

One evening, she’s not there. The loyal knight bursts into tears, kneeling in order to catch breath.

“Why? Where are you? Please!”

A gentle touch upon on the knight’s shoulder. Marble against steel.

[pile0leaves]

[willjulep]

"A knight is a weapon" but it's literal. Forged only for the hand of its liege. Singular in its purpose, which is to serve without reservation or discrimination. The only place it can be found is by its liege's side. "You belong to me alone." You get it.