Snake Pile

Toby | 21 | i have no idea what I’m doing

[detectivehole]

click and drag Cornchip (thats his name) to have some fun and play with him for a bit

[detectivehole]

[snappydoodle-deactivated2022051]

It’s 2004 and I’m Gonna Be Best Friends With a Real Dragon: A Nostalgic Compilation

[pileofsnakes]

Everyone be bitching abt how tumblr keeps introducing new features & I see none of them because I haven’t been able to update the damn app since 2018

[marisatomay]

it’s always so funny to me when people in positions of power who had actual influence over historical events take to twitter like “okay i think we’re ALL a bit responsible for this” like?? no?? not really?? i was in my first week of first grade on 9/11 and you were an editor for the new york times. while you can argue that with the length and reach of the wars in iraq and afghanistan every american has in some way impacted what is now happening in afghanistan let’s not spread equal blame here, liz cheney.

[marisatomay]

[alienpapacy]

me: *has a puny human emotion*

blue whale: you are like a little baby. feel this

blue whale: *telepathically shares it’s emotions with me and I fucking explode*

[scragon]

Vampire and his human wife after years of marriage

[scragon]

Charles took her to macy’s

[hdot-mokoriri]

I take a walk over a palm.✋🐌♫

手のひらの上を散歩✋🐌♫

[rslashrats]

hee hoo…

[abbaswift]

this tweet is life changing

[funnytwittertweets]

[solarcitrus]

just one of those days ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@solar-citrus​ *onion cat grab*

YOU

YOU’RE THE REASON SOMEONE PAID FOR ME TO WRITE THIS TODAY

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

All whales go to hell

Except the orca, one of my favorite beasts, who goes to heaven every time

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Blocking everyone who's mean to orcas on this post. You have shit taste in beasts.

[delightful-dolphin]

Orcas aren't whales though, they're a very large type of dolphin.

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Ur a cetacean blog come on -_-

[synapsid-taxonomy]

Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with

Also me: Heehoo pupper

[partypronoun]

who’s the world’s most famous she/it? the ocean.

[guerrillatech]

[messengerhermes]

[Image description: Bugs Bunny dressed in a tuxedo stands in front of a black background with his hands clasped in front of him, to the left of him is the caption "I wish all artists a very money"]

[lumikinetic]

@staff I am in tears please let me reblog adverts I beg you

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

ESSENTIAL OILS IM CHORTLING

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

[fullmetalfisting]

this is just what gerrymandering in the US looks like 

[greenbloodedskink]

You do realise a LOT of french people will oppose that right ? Word of advice : leave the Bretons alone or be prepared for repercussions

[sistertaxon]

the french will be completely fine with it stop being such a tightass