Pile O' Random

The randomest random that ever randomed.

[pileorandom-blog]

The next person who asks me about Halloween gets punched.

You've been warned.

[bitrates]

It’s nice seeing that the kid from degrassi is walking again

[pileorandom-blog]

Jimmy was a prick after her got shot. Nothing worse than a cripple with a chip on their shoulder. Tips the wheel chair right over.

[advice-from-glados]

Sometimes answering your questions is exhausting. “GLaDOS, help me I’m stuck!” “GLaDOS, what is the point of this test?” “GLaDOS, stop beating me with my own severed limbs!” You all need to toughen up.

[pileorandom-blog]

It isn't that I'm still here that hurts you the most, it's that I still care. I can't say I'm sorry for that. I'm not.

[gifsboom]

[pileorandom-blog]

I cried when ghost died

[rebel6]

by Johnny Gloom

[companioncubes]

‘Caw! Caw!’ Oh, look! There’s a bird out here! A Lovely bird. Gorgeous plumage. Majestic. Won’t be here long. A lovely bird like that. Once in a lifetime opportunity to see a lovely bird like that. Lovely plumage.

[pileorandom-blog]

I very much look forward to the day when my life isn't forced by circumstances into being intertwined with that of the things I left behind, and the things that left me behind.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

When you’re too lazy to wash the dishes

[pileorandom-blog]

oceansxftime it's foils abuse.

[pi-la]

[fahimaid]

seriously though

[peach-jaemin-deactivated2018052]

Please do it

[pileorandom-blog]

Please.... So we can get on to stupid Ben Carson is

[kinu01]

[artichoke-that-hoe]

I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING BUT 

[half-a-universe-deactivated2018]

As a Mexican, this brings so much joy to my life.

[awkwardmermaidhair]

As a Mexican, I approve of swear-filled restaurant titles

[cute-thangsss]

Eight Scary Novels

The Shining by Stephen King

Haunted: A Novel in Stories by Chuck Palahniuk

The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson

The Turn of the Screw by Henry James

The King in Yellow by Robert W. Chambers

The Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories by H.P. Lovecraft

The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty

John Dies at the End by David Wong

[jollygolightly]

[pileorandom-blog]

So sooooooon

[andy-ur-gay]

I need more lesbians in my life.

[pileorandom-blog]

Don't we all?

[starsequence]

Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when the world is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.