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canadian // minor // this might be real or it might not be but either way it's not really your problem and sending me hate isn't worth your time if you've got a lifting sideblog or something message me so i don't block you

[vanillanarchy]

stop stealing shit what the fuck

SToP sTeaLinG sHiT wHaT tHE fUcK

[driverelle-deactivated20140912]

When you walk into a store that has a shit ton of cameras 

[turnonmyblogswag-blog]

[klepto10-blog]

Lmao

[hazel-root-blog]

my blog has been blessed by lifting grandad

[schwiftylifty-blog]

You can’t stop me because I can’t read

[pilferstho-blog]

Jenny: screaming into the void about how lifting is illegal

Me, eating cereal: lol

[leolifter]

things i’m good at

shoplifting

??????

petting cats

that’s it.

[haullsey-blog]

You: *purchases items* Me, an intellectual: *steals*

[cruellalifts]

When security pulls up to the mall right as you're rolling out

Lmao later nerds

[liftleggies-deactivated20170306]

the motto 

[thr0witinthebag-blog]

RAINDROP DROP TOP

Rob the mall blind and won’t get caught You know I’m smarter than you thought thought About to conceal in this blind spot!

My hauls are bad and boujee Stole this bikini, a two-piece My partner is savage, ruthless We got palettes and Foreos too.

I take your shit right from you Bitch I’m a thief, SWOOP!

[paradise-panda-person]

Blocking

I’m sorry if I’ve blocked anyone who was actually a lifting blog, but if I look at your page and don’t see anything lifting related in the first 15 posts, and you don’t message me to say you have a side blog for lifting, I’m going to block you. Just don’t want my blog in the wrong hands so lifters only please, if your lifting blog is a side blog please just let me know

[lemonylifts]

reblog lifting squirrel to not get caught in 2017

[witchlift-deactivated20150629]

[thatsasteal-deactivated20150509]

when fitting rooms are unlocked and unattended 

[sneakyminx-deactivated20150507]

Forever reblog

[liftlol-deactivated20170108]

me

[lapislifter-blog-deactivated202]

you know whats great?

crime

[girlielifter-blog]

This is lifting pepe. Reblog and you shall have a good haul

[girlielifter-blog]

holy fuckaroni i thought this might get 4 notes at most

[liftbalm-deactivated20220224]

like/reblog this if you’re a canadian lifter (also feel free to ask me stuff about canadian stores/whine about how we don’t have ulta lmao!)

[rosycheeklifter-deactivated2015]

Ask me stuff about Canada too! Also fuck ulta make them come here.

[dolly-lifts-deactivated20150116]

there’s literally like three of us But I’m getting a sephora soon I’m so excited

[freetail-therapy]

They are literally the best I have one near me without towers it is heaven for my skincare obsession

[liftbalm-deactivated20220224]

sooo looking forward to whenever I can get to a Sephora. Any of you ever lifted at chapters?

[freecanadians-blog]

Omg Canadian lifters!!!!! Does anyone have tips for the bay?