"I...might've stolen Finn's ashes..." @pilly-kom-soundkru - Tumblr Blog

#renee #what matters #text messages

darkestnighthour

Beyoncé interrupts Chance the Rapper during a backstage interview

pilly-kom-soundkru

@ziasayslookpls

#zia #chance the rapper

forwardstyling

If you guys are into general useful tips that might be useful one day, consider following me @forwardstyling.

#I CANT FUCKING BREATHE #funny shit

amyadamses

“Are you here?” Personal Shopper (2016) dir. Olivier Assayas

#i love you please fuck me #ehem i mean i love church #hallelujia #kstew

Traynor: I'm in me Shep's hot tub. Splish Splash.

Shepard: Get out me hot tub.

Traynor: Ohh.

#shaynor #what is this #but yes #mass effect 3

fishbone76

Ready whenever you are by fishbone76

#RED AND BLUE #renee #shaynor

yakdorgravel

samantha Traynor with my shep

#CRIES FOREVER #videogame otp #shaynor

jason-todds

pilly-kom-soundkru

christ @ziasayslookpls

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crowcrow

ON TUMBLR WE ARE REQUIRED TO POST THIS EVERY YEAR.

(i literally waited till midnight to post this)

bambline-deactivated20140112

OMG ITS OCTOBER THIRD

euoria

IT IS OCTOBER 3RD HAHA

agusdt

YALL IT’S OCTOBER THIRD AGAIN

@ziasayslookpls

idiots in love

@ziasayslookpls BRUH

NEW LESBIAN TRAIN ALL ABOARD!

If you’re a chick who digs chicks then hop on this follow train fam! I want an easy way for all of us to find more LGBTQ+ blogs and friends! :)

#lesbian af

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

#gael

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sacramoneponor4everzz

YASSSSSSS

#simone biles #YAAASSSSS

giraffepoliceforce

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

splintercellconviction-deactiva

Imagine coming to a hostile alien world and being attacked by a horde of creatures that can weigh up to 3 tons, run at 30 km/h (19 mph), and bite with a force of 8,100 newtons (1,800 lbf).

By the time you realise that they can traverse water, it’s too late. The surviving members of your unit manage to make it back by shedding their excess gear and running for their lives; the slower ones were crushed to death within minutes.

You later describe the creature to one of the humans you captured, wanting to know the name of the monstrosity that will haunt your nightmares for cycles to come.

The human smiles as it speaks a single word, slowly and distinctly, in its barbaric tongue.

“Hippopotamus.”

artdeactivate2025

This is giving me the biggest, creepiest grin I might have ever grinned

skeletonmug

Imagine being the next crew to go down to earth and thinking “it’s fine, we got this. We have the weapons and equipment necessary to deal with bears and *shudders* hippopotamuses. We’ll be fine.”

And at first you are, you’ve learned how to dodge. You’ve learned where their territories are. You know how to defend yourself.

But then one night you are sleeping in your shelter. You’re in a tree covered temperate part of earth. It seems benign. There are been no sightings of the dreaded “hippos” around. Not even any bears. But there is a slight rustle of the undergrowth. You try and ignore it telling yourself it is just the wind.

Then you hear the rustle again. closer this time.

You peer out into the darkness but see nothing amongst the trees.

The rustle again and now you realise you can smell something. It’s musky and slightly foul. It’s the smell of an omen, a warning. But what of? Where is this smell coming from.

You sit up, but it’s too late. The foul smelling creature is on you. You are hit with 17kg of coarse fur and vicious bites. Long dark claws tear in to you and you are pinned down white the striped creature tries to bite your throat.

It takes some doing but you manage to wrestle free. Blood drips from your wounds and already they itch with the sign of infection. The creature has a bloodied snout, rust rad, mingling with the black and white hairs. It lets out a terrifying growl from the back of its throat and looks to attack again. It’s between you and your knife, so your only choice is to back away.

Eventually the creature gives up and snuffles off in to the undergrowth, down a hole near your shelter you hadn’t noticed before.

When you make it back to your base you once again consult the captive human.

“Badger.” they say, with a solemn nod.

jabberwockypie

One word: Moose

myurbandream

“Our vehicles are far superior to the local human models, in range, speed, armament, and any other metric you care to name! Nothing could possibly-”

BAMrumblerumblethumpcrash!!!

“That’s called a moose.”

tygermama

“We should be free of the threat of the ‘moose’ here on our new floating accommodation” *humans start sniggering* “… they can swim, can’t they” *humans start laughing louder* …. *mid-winter* ‘I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED! K’T'SURKIK WENT OUTSIDE AND A MOUND OF SNOW ROSE UP AND ATE HIM’

ellidfics

“What is this ‘wolverine’ you speak of?”

beautytruthandstrangeness

Tell me the story of the unpleasantly surprised alien invaders and their captive human remnant, getting more smug the more the aliens fail at basic scouting…

ladyshinga

I know we’re all talking the big smash-‘em-up type animals, but what about the little ones? Are aliens prepared for spiders? Mosquitoes? Fleas? Ticks? Even humans get sick or die from some of those, who knows what the fuck they’d do to an unprepared alien.

swaff-original-deactivated20161

Nobody expects the mosquitoes

voodoosciencelies

Radio: “We seem to have located a colony-based life form. Primary scans seem to indicate that their dwelling consists mainly of wax and a calorically high substance suitable for our consumption. Since food reserves are minimal due the nature of this mission, we’ve elected to attempt harvest. Requesting that alpha base interrogate the captives as to the nature of this find.”

Aliens: “What are they?”

Human: “Sounds like… Bees. maybe?”

Aliens: “Bees?”

Radio: *slightly panicked* “Alpha base, please report…”

Aliens: “The captives seem to recognize the life form as… What was it, again?”

Human: “Bees! :-)”

Alien: *With somewhat resolved tone* “…Bees.”

Radio: *Nothing but screaming and the word: “BEES!!!”*

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS

theotheristhedoctor

War of the Worlds 2: The Eukaryotes Awaken

pdqsketch

What sort of barbaric planet is this??

excalibent

Unit: “We seem to have stumbled into a ‘desert’ area, but it also seems that there is vegetation in small patches. Advise.”

Alien: “Well, human?”

Human: “…Savannah, I think.”

Alien: “A ‘Savannah’, according to the human. Is there anything else?”

Unit: “There appears to be another feral creature, similar to the ‘house cat’. It is watching from afar. Our scan indicates that it is most likely male.”

Human: “Is it a cheetah? I think it’s a cheetah.”

Alien: “It is called a ‘cheetah’. Proceed with caution.”

Unit: “Wait, it’s moving towards us - it’s much faster than we thoUAAGH-” The radio then cuts out, shortly followed by faint screams denoting many more cheetahs attacking the unit in sudden and quick succession.

#the greatest #for future reference