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[photo-frier]

[stupidsexybowser]

A lemon astral projected into my mouth after seeing this

[cyandrift]

I can see this image with my eyes closed

[srsfunny]

Pandas Are Not What They Seem

[avengertonys-moved-deactivated2]

quill: we need a distraction. something that’ll really shock thanos. something he won’t see coming.

parker, queuing up ‘umbrella’ by rihanna on his phone: say no more

[queenofunrequitedfeels]

Archie when the Ghoulies showed up at Pop’s:

[trash-tcc]

So this guy clearly drunk came to class slammed the door open and yelled what up bitches and then face slammed against desk

[pimpstress]

ok so can we agree that the ghoulies are lowkey trendy

[raviposting]

Avengers: Huh, it’s been a while since Thor’s been back, hope he isn’t too confused about all of our new members and what’s been going on.

Thor: *flying into battle with an axe* Hey everyone nice to meet ya by the way I’ve brought back Banner also meet my friends Rabbit and Tree I’ll introduce you to my space team and my friend throckmorton and my personal drunk hero later at the family dinner xoxoxo oh yeah also made up with loki watched him die but he could also be that random green snake right there, lost an eye gained an eye lost my hammer gained an axe also the rest of Asgard and I need to crash with one of you because *jean ralphio voice* tECHNICALLY I’M HOMELESSSSSSS

[thebootydiaries]

Axe Murderer: Time to die

Me: *sobbing* Why are you doing this

Axe Murderer: Cause you be on that phone

My Mama: I TOLD YOU

[thebootydiaries]

most girls: hair in an updo, thigh gap, wears lots of makeup and designer clothes, runs a hipster blog

me: bald, wears glasses, a frightening beard, button-up shirts, and a porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks.

[lazy-cat-corner]

Thanos: I sense an infinity stone concealed somewhere in this room.

Everyone: [Turns to Loki]

Loki:

[thebootydiaries]

kid: dad whats a 69

dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

[galaxystony]

thanos and loki in the first Five minutes of avengers: infinity war

[jnliau]

@ bugs

u have no morals

[buckykingofmemes]

‘are you decent?’  not morally, but im wearing pants, if thats what youre asking

[vanmorison]

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

[love]

via weheartit

[lovebeyondmeasure]