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[pineappleglazedham]

I finally decided to put all the commissioned art of my ship (as of May 2026) in one post and I am so normal about them. Pretty much all of these are attached to fic.

Looking at it all in one place, this almost sells the illusion of this ship having a decent fanbase.

It's me and about six people lmfao.

Whatever I try to feed us well, and I'm always down to chat. I have a few new people following me who probably missed some of these so I might as well make it easy and convenient to find.

[the-gundam-bitchscythe]

It’s been, what…8 months since I did this? Time for a repost? I phoned that building the fuck in.

I could do better 🥲

Maybe next time.

(No Hilde slander, please. He’s not depressed with an alcohol dependency because he’s with an afab person and “needs dick” 🥴. That’s just your misogyny talking. In the AU this is from it’s a whole complicated thing.)

[alevolpe]

Beryl sketch I did last night in bed when I couldn't go back to sleep.

[pineappleglazedham]

People will be like "oh why won't you give these ships a chance?" Because I've been in the fandom over two decades and every single person I've run into who likes those specific ships has been weird about boundaries. Like what do you mean you draw/write/read smut OUT LOUD around your kids/parents/work??? I'm too old for this nonsense. Call me a prude if you want. 🫠

[wildandrecklesswings]

Call me rude, but me "giving that ship a chance" or "ship and let ship" is literally what I'm doing when I don't interact with your ships content.

My evergreen reaction:

I'm old enough to know what ships I like, what ships I vibe with, and what ships I don't. I don't have to like them all, and i don't like them all. So the nicest thing I can do is stay on my side of the sandbox and let you enjoy your side of the sandbox.

Literally when I see ships I don't like or my NoTP cross my vision? I just go about my day and don't interact, bc I'm not the target audience. But please stop trying to force me to be your audience.

[pineappleglazedham]

Yep exactly this. I hate how I have to be firm bordering on rude before the other party will get the hint. And of course, there are the homophobia assumptions regarding not liking most m/m in the fic space. Uhhhh I like a lot of f/f, bruh. The tropes in m/f and f/f just suit my tastes better. I don't enjoy stories with no women in them. I don't enjoy seeing women get shat on.

Also The Spear Cuts through Water was my book of the year for 2025. It's m/m. Men who are POC tho. Funny how I actually enjoy m/m that's rooted in good prose and intersectional diversity.

[pineappleglazedham]

People will be like "oh why won't you give these ships a chance?" Because I've been in the fandom over two decades and every single person I've run into who likes those specific ships has been weird about boundaries. Like what do you mean you draw/write/read smut OUT LOUD around your kids/parents/work??? I'm too old for this nonsense. Call me a prude if you want. 🫠

[eggtempest]

happy first anniversary to the canon wives of all time

[fuzzychildchopshop]

smile

[amiyayuri]

@5kawa8gi

[bloodraven55]

suletta’s tall ass instinctively hiding behind her tiny wife whenever she gets even the slightest bit nervous will never not be perfect

[sulemio-week-official]

When I'm in the yearning competition and my opponent is Miorine Rembran

[pineappleglazedham]

Love the age gap double standard of "oh she's 15 and he's 19 so that's grooming" applied to m/f but if it's m/m suddenly that age gap is just fine and you're a puritan if you call it out. Which is it? Pick a fucking lane. If it's wrong for m/f, then the same standard should apply to m/m. And if it's acceptable in m/m, y'all should have no problem accepting it in m/f. 🙄 Oh wait y'all just hate women. 🤷‍♀️

[midnighttomb]

As someone who has watched Gundam Wing since I was in diapers (thanks to my old man and uncle, lol), I can't even begin to explain how excited I am for this.

[pineappleglazedham]

It'll be so much harder for the fandom to lie about the content in the books once there's a visual representation. 🤷‍♀️ Bring it.

[greengableslover]

Dukes aren't supposed to need people, Persephone.

SEEKING PERSEPHONE (2026)

[pineappleglazedham]

Chat, is it gay to think about your housewife frenemy getting pregnant while you're stuck fucking a boring ass man? Asking for Eriko Shimura.

Taking my Rhaenicent inspo where I can get it. 🤷‍♀️ One month to go before HotD returns.

[pineappleglazedham]

ahead of the waning moon | playlist

Almost 10 chapters into my 13x11 fantasy AU and nowhere near done. My current playlist is working as an outline. Sort of. Am I being ham-fisted about my themes? I'm being ham-fisted about my themes. It's a gender-flipped take on Bluebeard, after all. Mostly making this post as a reference for myself. Until I start posting chapters, this is probably gonna make sense to like...two people. The playlist can be found here.

sweet dreams - beyoncé ❝ i mention you when i say my prayers; i wrap you around all of my thoughts ❞ dreamer - laufey ❝ as far as i'm concerned this witch is numb to love ❞ someone to you - banners ❝ i'll make the moon shine just for you; i'll make the starlight circle the room ❞ take me as i am - lyn lapid ❝ got me under safekeepin' for those that can grow to love all my pieces ❞ head first (young bombs remix) - christian french, young bombs ❝ i'm diving in head first; hoping i can love you so recklessly ❞ through glass - stone sour ❝ i'm looking at you through the glass; don't know how much time has passed ❞ bad things - nation haven ❝ you want a stellar love? let's get together and we'll make it ❞ hypnotic - zella day ❝ got a picture in your wallet; makin' me a habit ❞ i wanna be bad (string orchestral version) - willa ford ❝ you make bad look so good ❞ i can see you - taylor swift ❝ and we kept everything professional; but something's changed; it's something i-i like ❞ what she wants tonight - luke bryan ❝ palm of her hand; i'm hers in the blink of an eye ❞

[momentary-moss]

the fine ladies of gundam wing

[the-gundam-bitchscythe]

If the most pressing issue in your life is that your 30+ year old giant robot anime is potentially adapting a light novel series you dislike into animation, I think you need to go outside.

[the-gundam-bitchscythe]

Anyhow. If we get this anime I’m highly looking forward to the disaster that James becomes 😂

[pineappleglazedham]

I love how Duo's name change means I can just yank Pinterest graphics from The Last Five Years divorce musical without changing a thing 😂