Living My Life In The Abyss

german/polish person who invests their time too much in fictional characters • 19• • they/she/he• • biromantic/asexual• Feel free to contact me, I’m always open for conversations

[thebeeswantarson]

Morgana, introducing Gwen: This is Guinevere, she’s a fully trained maid who has worked for me for years, and I trust her with my life.

Arthur, holding Merlin by the scruff: This is Merlin, I got him from the trash!

[snarkiestchicken]

y’all season 2 of good omens was like having a nice relaxing bubble bath with scented candles and bath bombs and shit and you’re just enjoying it so euphorically that it leaves you super vulnerable for when someone throws A FUCKIN TOASTER IN

[pineapplejayden]

Ironically, I was taking a bath while watching the last episode. Needless to say that at the end, the bathtub was mainly filled with my tears.

[secretly-the-mothman]

“I’m a demon. I lie” - Neil Gaiman after telling us this season is “quiet, gentle, and romantic”

[pineapplejayden]

I think what hit me hard (not as hard as the ending, there is nothing worse than that) is the fact that Crowley lives in the Bentley.

It has been… what? 5 Years? And he still lives in his car with his plants on the backseat maybe hoping that Aziraphale would let him stay at the bookshop I mean he had a room for Jim and GOD I CANT—

[pineapplejayden]

Another thing is the scene where Aziraphale is talking to Crowley about the Bentley being “their car” as well the bookshop being a place where they “get both their use out of it”.

Like bitch, please.

[pineapplejayden]

As someone who left their Asian drama rom com bubble to enjoy themselves I have to say that I’m hurt and I will never be the same. Because I skipped through the entire post credit section in tears and after hours I’m still not okay. I waited for years and if there is no season 3 I will sue Amazon for emotional damage.

[pineapplejayden]

I think what hit me hard (not as hard as the ending, there is nothing worse than that) is the fact that Crowley lives in the Bentley.

It has been… what? 5 Years? And he still lives in his car with his plants on the backseat maybe hoping that Aziraphale would let him stay at the bookshop? I mean he had a room for Jim and GOD I CANT—

[animentality]

[gaiussleechtank]

In some random modern Arthur returns au, Merlin would be living in this small little everyone knows everyone village. And magic or not sorta world, everyone knows that Merlin is much older than he looks, that's he's lived there for a very long time and just keeps to himself most of the time.

Then Arthur comes crawling out of the lake and joins Merlin in the village, living at his sweet wee cottage.

And the little everyone knows everyone community goes mental that this new and random guy just starts living with the town cryptid.

One day, both Merlin and Arthur are at the town's only cafe/restaurant/ literal hole in the wall, and someone finally works up the courage to ask how the two met.

Arthur, still getting used to the modern world and trying to be very polite to the villagers: we knew each other when we were younger

Merlin who no longer gives two shits: yeah, and then I found him at the lakeside bleeding out from a stab wound after he had escaped a crazy cult

The poor person who now regrets asking: oh... That's nice?

[raguna-blade]

Seriously though.

Like i've seen more dramatically put together scenes else where that don't have quite as good a "Oh Shit" vibe as these, and it's probably helped by him being an absolute sweetheart the entire rest of the time, that this relatively slight shift hits as hard as it does.

[pineapplejayden]

[cadhla182]

Clark: Oh wow she's beautiful.

Lois: HOLY SHIT HE'S SUPERMAN!

[buzzdoesdc]

New headcanon: the only reason Lois doesn't clock Clark's secret identity is because she's distracted by how cute he is

[pineapplejayden]

Everyone is talking about how Lois looks like Luz or Lance.

But then my ass is sitting in front of the screen and all I can see is this:

[pineapplejayden]

[pineapplejayden]

Everyone is talking about how Lois looks like Luz or Lance.

But then my ass is sitting in front of the screen and all I can see is this:

[pineapplejayden]

Was almost kidnapped today. Still don’t know if it was worse than sexual harassment though.

[beauty-and-passion]

Eurovision 2023: the show of unfairness and the triumph of people’s hearts

My god, this year left me exhausted.

It’s 1:30 am, the Eurovision Grand Final just ended and I am starting to write this post now, because I need some time to calm myself before going to bed. And maybe putting down some thoughts about this year will help me find some peace - at least for a couple hours.

This year has not been what was supposed to be, starting from the show and ending with the winner.

But let’s start from the beginning.

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Ukraine: robbed of their own show

We all know Ukraine couldn’t host Eurovision in their country because of the war, so they asked the UK to do that.

And the UK tried to be a good host. They reminded us of the reason why Ukraine couldn’t do it, they tried to call Ukrainian artists and make the show about them… only to systematically forget it two minutes later and start acting as if they won and this was their show.

I hope now you understand why last year I said to not give them power over anything. The UK has a tiny little problem called “massive ego” and if you give them a little crumb, they will immediately scarf the whole cake down.

This year should’ve been 70% Ukraine themed and 30% UK themed. What we had instead was the other way around: the UK gave us a tiny little interval show in the semifinals about Ukraine, then a massive show all about the UK.

The Gran Final has been the icing on this disgusting cake. It started with a bang, featuring all of our favourite Ukrainian artists in the span of five minutes: Tina Karol (I had no idea she was Ukrainian, what a nice surprise!), goddess Verka, my beloved Go_A with The Only Queen That Matters, aka Kateryna Pavlenko. And, of course, our favourite winners: the Kalush Orchestra. Man Carpet is still an icon and I still wonder what the singer sees behind that pink hat, but I don’t care. It’s perfect, it’s great, I want this but 200x more. I want them to steal the show, I want them in all interval acts. But no worries, I’m sure they will definitely appear more during the final. I mean, there’s no way the UK called them just to appear for 20 seconds, right? Right?

Oh sorry, my bad. I forgot this isn’t Ukraine’s show, this is UK’s show. We should definitely have Sam Ryder in the interval act and we should definitely make it all about English songs. I mean, it’s not like there are four of the most beloved Ukrainian artists in Liverpool. Let’s make it all a huge masturbation session of the UK instead.

I apologize if my metaphor offended someone, but this is what I felt while watching the UK celebrating itself. Like… can’t you do this in a private room? Do I really have to watch it? This is just one step below Portugal’s show, which showed a massive ego as well and tortured me for three nights straight, by repeating how cool they were and how nice they were and how I would’ve done a great choice visiting them.

But even if that was torture, at least Portugal was the winner of the previous year, not a host masturbating over the fact they are allowed to host a show they didn’t win.

The only choice I fully approve of in this show is the postcards idea: that was very elegant and respectful and I want to thank the person who thought about it. The cards show Ukraine’s beautiful places, UK’s beautiful places and every country’s beautiful places. It’s all beautiful and it’s a great way to both honor Ukraine and emphasize UK’s hosting role, since it looks almost like the UK acts as a “connection” between Ukraine and every other country.

Unfortunately for us, this is the last proof of elegance we will see for the rest of the show.

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[fluffyninja91]

2023 is the year of robbed guys

[pineapplejayden]

The funniest thing I’ve seen today. Käärijä is in first place, of course.

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to prevent any further tragedies