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salvadorbonaparte

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

ashlgcostumes

Tag via @bluehairedspidey and vocabulary updated

#no way that's so cool i'm using it

babyjanedough

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

isuckattechnology

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

woolandflax

This one’s for the tumblrinas

its-funnytwittertweets

dragonpyre

sevastiel

#the only bodily problem that i know is not directly the fault of the ancient fish is us mammals aging terribly #(e.g. us not having unlimited sets of teeth or most of us not being able to do fuck by ourselves in old age)#that's the dinosaurs' fault #but once again if tiktaalik didnt come on land none of this would have happened so

ghostclvb

I post for the bitches that used to get in trouble for reading under the desk during class in elementary school

#HOW are you so correct about that #i did in year 2 and the book was borrowed from the library so when it got confiscated i was worried sick about not being able to return it.#i got it back later and returned it in time but i don't remember how. maybe i just looked that distressed so the teacher took pity.#it was the first time i ever got into trouble at school.#(the book was a comic book. but the mitigating factor was that it was a biography of a highly celebrated thai king #...who fast forward almost 20 years later is now being shipped with the burmese prince rival he killed in the war of independence.#(and who could blame the shippers. they're doomed by the narrative in all the best ways.))

descensos

wake up

deny yourself

4. phone in bed

aibafiles

consider: modern AU hamlet doing soliloquies in the shower

aibafiles

#does this mean in the first one horatio bursts into his shower like hey hamlet i saw the ghost of your dad (via hyenateeth)

yes. yes that is exactly what that means

arrantknave

playwrongs

I bet it feels good as fuck to have this too, too solid flesh melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a dew

#completely unrelated but i was thinking of that one death in bungou stray dogs long ago near the beginning of this current neverending saga #the culprit was conveying the signs of an angel decaying in buddhism through a series of murders #and in one of those deaths a person got strong acid or something poured from the head and so the flesh was literally melting down #(...i think it was meant to be an angel's flower crown wilting away)#it produced one mildly fucked-up but also admittedly cool-as-fuck panel (if i remember correctly. it's been ages)#← what the fuck are you (am i) talking about #anyway that's the specific image i think of when i see this line of hamlet.#which i love a lot. bc i recite this soliloquy a lot. bc i too get suicidal a lot.

markovchaingang

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

#not gonna lie as an asian in middle school i vaguely understood this chain #and so chose to take french for 3rd language when i realised i was good enough at english to be known for it in my school #it was a smart choice and i'm still proud of myself that day for doing it and learning japanese as a hobby instead

untitled-pptx

i'm subbing a japanese musical adaptation of hamlet and just found out (by comparing the non-paraphrased lines to those in the original play) that, contrary to my assumption, rosencrantz is the one in brown and guildenstern the one in red...

untitled-pptx

HALFWAY THROUGH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DECIDED TO EXPLICITLY SAY WHICH OF THEM IS WHICH??? AND APPARENTLY THEY SWAPPED LINES BACK THEN SO MY ASSUMPTION WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG?????

#hamlet #i hate these two so much #whoever designed the costumes i apologise #but whoever wrote the adapted script what the hell

fawnpalmer

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

#please. any of you who spot ai pest are welcome and even encouraged to help me with my ai pest control.

everyday-cutephoto

catboybiologist

I could scritch the kitty. Play with it. I'm different. I'd survive. From love.

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

captaindibbzy

thoodleoo

ancient dog names, courtesy of ovid

melampus: blackfoot

ichnobates: tracker

pamphagos: glutton

dorceus: gazelle

oribasos: hiker

nebrophonos: deercatcher

laelape: hurricane

theron: hunter

pterelas: wingy boy

agre: hunter 2

hylaeus: woody

nape: valley girl

poemenis: shep

harpyia: snatchy

ladon: bitey

dromas: speedy

canache: loudmouth

sticte: spot

tigris: tiger

alce: strong girl

leucon: whitey

asbolos: soot

lacon: howler

aello: stormy

thoos: fast boy

cyprius: cyprus boy

lycisce: wolfdog

harpalos: snatchy 2

melaneus: blacky

lachne: fuzzy girl

labros: rowdy boy

argiodus: white fang

hylactor: barker

melanchaetes: black-hair

theridamas: killer

orestriphos: mountain boy

stickfiguregods

It should be added that these all occur in one short passage as they eat their master Actaeon.

leosmiserables

obsessed with this bookshop in stratford-upon-avon having WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE listed as a ”local author”

Man, I just love it when Japanese media with Western settings get English dubbing and the amount of sass is increased to the native speaker's serving size.

Exhibit A from Twisted Wonderland anime:

Note: 「それまで耐えてください」 literally means "Please hold on until then."

Exhibit B from Resident Evil Requiem:

Note: 「お前の出番だ」 literally means "It's your turn."

Exhibit C from Witch Hat Atelier anime:

Note: 「だから水って嫌いなんだ」 literally means "This is why I hate water."

These sound almost more in character than the original lines, like they would totally say that (except they actually do).

#you could do something in sociolinguistics with this i think #(an exception is probably kuroshitsuji because ciel and sebastian are already in a constant battle to out-sass each other)#twisted wonderland #resident evil #witch hat atelier #do not make me look up the french dub of wha i am already watching each episode twice #also. as i said before somewhere else.#leon's lines here perfectly demonstrate the difference between an ikeoji and a dilf...

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