in support of palestinians through the horrendous genocide they're currently being put through, i will be drawing 500x500px, fully colored and shaded headshot profile icons for all those who donate 10 USD or more towards a palestinian fundraiser/GFM/charity!
icon examples!
(i'm bad at writing image descriptions so if someone could write one in the notes i'd be more than happy to paste it here with credit!)
where do i go if i want an icon?
please fill out this google form after donating if you would like an icon! if you would like to keep in contact with me after filling out the form so i can send you progress images, contact me on discord at jadeidiotchickens!
rules:
- please do not beg or guilt trip me for free icons! you must donate to get one!
- i will NOT draw anything NSFW, suggestive, or hateful as i am a minor and i am uncomfortable with it.
- only one character per icon!
- please make sure the reference for the character you are using has flat and correctly toned colors, and shows at least a bust/headshot!
- i am currently only drawing humans/humanoids and dragons as i am working on honing my skills at canines/felines/other species! i am also working on my human artstyle rn so if your icon turns out slightly different in style from the provided examples don't worry about it lol
- i will only accept screenshots of donations done AFTER september 7th, 2024.
- if you would NOT like me to upload your finished icon in a post, please contact me through discord (@ jadeidiotchickens) or tumblr PMs, or say so in the "additional requests" section in the google form!
- do NOT reuse screenshot proof that you have already used in anyone else's palestine fundraising commissions!
- i do not and will not use generative AI. i am more than happy to export .PSD files to prove it if you have suspicions
what charities/fundraisers should i be donating to?
- gazafunds.com allows you to donate directly to verified fundraisers for palestinian families, and the site is run by palestinians
- operation olive branch has a HUGE masterlist of verified fundraisers.
- eSIMS for gaza allows palestinians to stay in contact with the rest of the world and send messages to those who can help them
- direct aid for gaza will send food, medical supplies, and more to help those struggling in gaza.
- @/el-shab-hussein's vetted fundraisers spreadsheet contains hundreds of vetted fundraisers, many who still haven't reached their goal.
- @/el-shab-hussein's fundraiser masterpost, containing links to likely legitimate but not verified fundraisers too!
- the #palestinian fundraisers tag on my blog contains reblogs of MANY fundraisers, many of which are extremely low on funds/have stagnating funds. please support some of these!
if anyone has any more charities they would like me to add to this section, please tell me in the replies/reblogs!
highlighted GFMS/fundraisers:
i will be reblogging this post every 3 days with 3-5 links to fundraisers for families or people who send asks into my inbox/direct messages. i will make sure every fundraiser i highlight is either vetted or likely to be real (ex. if reverse image search has no matches, or if donations are protected). fundraisers with extremely low funds, stagnating funds, or extreme urgency (ex. needs medical care or is in imminent danger) will be higher priority.
in conclusion, free palestine, fuck israel, and get donating!
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all my love to other autistic people who just know jack shit. the ones who have no "infodump" locked and loaded, nothing they can rattle off the top of their head. the ones who have a specific interest in certain things but still not knowing a lot about it. autistic people who will never be able to memorise fun facts about something no matter how fundamental it is to them as a subject. the point of autistic interests are not being a secret expert on random shit, you just like it a real big amount
Deltarune Chapter 5 just got announced in the Nintendo Direct!
Let's go over the trailer!
New enemy that looks a lot like Hathy!
Another enemy with some familiar looking smiles in those green flower pots...
All of the little NPCs get a battle now?? For some reason?? It looks like a lot of fun also is that GOKU
Looks like there's going to be a common theme of Japanese culture all-throughout! Yay! Also I have no idea what that feather is.
Ok. Obviously this is an attack from one of the souls in the Omega Flowey fight, so as suspected there will be direct or indirect ties to the souls in Undertale. Kris is shown fighting alone, and there doesn't appear to be anyone fighting them on the other side.
Kris, Susie, and Ralsei (not pictured here because I wanted to include those weird grapes? Bells? on the left.) sliding.
More of Ralsei flying/ everyone's running animations! They look so good!
Hooray! Deltarune Chapter 5 releases June 24th, 2026!
Here's some of the notes, starting with the things multiple people brought up:
SHRIMP COCKTAIL:
banahbanah: #flashback to that one fic where Peter Parker frets about drinking shrimp cocktail because of the alcohol
generaldeliciousness: adding: what a prawn/shrimp cocktail is
#why is your character turning it down because they're under 21 #do you think prawn cocktail is a cocktail #this lives in my brain rent-free constantly #the rest of the fic was so normal #and good enough that i'll still re-read it #but bro
And then many, MANY, people wondering if this was actually authour mistake, since Peter really would do this!
POMEGRANATES:
zhajhassa: #haha where's that post that was like someone describing someone eating a pomegranate but they ate it like an apple
thornhands: #once someone wrote persephone biting into a whole Pomegranate #had to stop and stare at a wall for a minute
sungsingsanguine: I once saw someone very confidently write about a character eating slices of pomegranate.
FRUIT TREES:
zagreuses-toast: #given a very endearing glimpse into a writers blindspots by seeing them describe someone sitting under a ''pineapple tree''
salatrash: I remember something about picking watermelons... OF A FUCKING TREE
baander: #cranberry trees
DOUGH/BATTER:
maycelium: #I'm a chef so I'm really used to people not accurately describing how to cook food #But I was surprisingly flabbergasted when someone was writing making a cake and was kneading it. Which uh #Not necessary for cake. It was interesting for sure but just bizarre
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: #the one that drove me nuts was when a character set aside a batch of PASTA DOUGH 'to rise' #pasta doesn't have yeast!! #it does need to REST but it will never RISE #you do not want an airy crumb on your noodles
lovesodeepandwideandwell: #THE ONE WHERE THEY MADE COOKIES BY LADLING BATTER INTO A TRAY
Some other topics:
ANIMALS:
catenarwhal: #mandatory 'how cows produce milk' mention#i'll never recover from that one I fear
piromantic: #one time i saw someone fake their way through describing how spiders behave
pluto-lichen: horses
misskittypotter: #stardew valley faking its way through what fresh fish smell like
pa-pa-plasma: #saw someone faking their way through knowing what a seal is once #i still am fucked up over that one to this day. they just straight up did not know #& they were NOT good at guessing it either like it was clear they had never googled that animal ever #& was only just now realizing via answering questions from anons that seals are not!! what they assumed. initially
SEX:
dykevandyke: #what a prostate is #and where it is located #as in. external.
dreamyeyedrose: #I remember back in the ff.net days reading an Ichigo/Renji fic where the writer assumed the penises go inside each other #and I was like “I mean I don't know how it works for sure I don't have one but idk if that's how it works”
SOME OTHER FOOD STUFF:
thetrekkiehasthephonebox: #add another one to the list bloggers#this character is cooking a salad
shosta: #still baffled about the published work that didn't know food could freeze
sun-dari: #once i read a fic where the author didn't understand cinnamon
alto-tenure: #read something recently where the author was just. blatantly wrong about spices
dramatic-dolphin: #i saw someone try to fake their way through what ramen is once. like 14 years ago.#but i remember.#i was very confused about ramen for a few months. they were writing it so authoritatively.
the-celery-stalks-at-midnight: #i will never ever forget someone putting leftover fries in the microwave to reheat them and setting the timer for five minutes
typeghost: #this sparked a memory of a hannibal fic where the author had to fake their way through writing about gravy
draculin: #the one fanfic where the author knows about coffee only as a concept wrote a character as a coffee drinker#was very interesting#I don't remember the fandom or the plot but I was mesmerized by the coffee actions and choices
11235811235811: #there's a lot of faking their way thru congee in the svsss fandom i'll also note
fishali3n: #read one where the person clearly didnt know what tofu is
emmy-everafter: #in the aftermath of shadow and bone s2 i saw a lot of people pretending to know what stroopwafels are #babes they are more like cookies than breakfast waffles #like yes there is a waffle pattern but you're not gonna cut into a stack of them with syrup and sugar#🤣🤣🤣
NON-FOOD STUFF:
red-umbrella-811: Shoutout to Dame Agatha Christie for faking her way through what a wrench is in a very popular published work.
bluebeetle: #once saw someone have a character put an entire phone book in their pocket
nonametis: #- sex talk in languages other than english #<- or just the petnames in a different language other than English
sadisticpony: #the fanfiction i saw this week where op DIDNT KNOW HOW AUTOMATIC DOORS WORKED #and that they arent in peoples homes!!! of course. also opening the automatic door for someone is unironically very funny but its not #its not like. grabbing the door handle to let someone in. helpppp
danmeichael: #reminds me of the fic with the figure drawing class where the character started with the feet. #i love you feet first figure drawing author
meowmix1100blr: #me watching this one fic absolutely obliterate what the board of directors does
vexedhexes: #one time i read an architect character making a doorway bigger by building a bigger door #what a beautiful world. #OH. also gravity falls fic where they go 'oh piedmont is in california so its warm all year round'
leveragehunters: #characters going to a beer garden #And it's literally a garden outside the pub#It was a very cute mistake
fitofpique: #yes! #grown men do not get blind drunk off two beers #but i am possibly guilty of the hypothermia one #assuming it does not make you very horny?
dadvans-likes: #always thinking abt the soup kitchen fic #the entire setting of the fic was 'soup kitchen' #and i very quickly realized #the author did not know what a soup kitchen was #and they thought that soup kitchens only served soup #fic
msmargaretmurry: #i love fanfiction #once read a fic where the characters played 20 questions #but the author seemed to not know how to play 20 questions and was just kind of winging it........ #immaculate
shakespeareaddict: #Look I know not all of us are hockey experts #But it takes about ten seconds of research or any attention paid to the show to realize #That the Stanley cup playoffs are not in fucking September
baejax-the-great: #the funniest one i saw #was someone faking what church is like #like 1. they really didn't have to write an entire church experience for their fic #and 2. they had clearly never even watched a show where people went to church #it was bonkers weird
twosunson: #things ive seen authors faking #knowing how to unclog a drain #knowing. literally any history #knowing what ketamine looks like (apparently- oregano) #(you know who you are)
waterhorseyblues-ao3: #beltane being celebrated in winter #wales being portrayed as a completely separated land from england (i wish) #characters getting up after weeks of bedrest like that dosnt completely fuck you up
violetfairydust: #i once read a fic where the flight time from london to seattle was 3 hours
purekesseltrash: One time, in a fic set specifically in Des Moines, IA, two of the characters casually drove 20 minutes to the ocean. The memory continues to delight me. I want to know where that author thought that Iowa was.
