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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Keni
we're not kids anymore.
Kaledo Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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blake kathryn
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@pineapplesandpokes
[stares back]
[stares at the packets on the floor and picks them up too]
wh- where are they all coming from. How…
why do you have so many sauce packets??
I really like Taco Bell simon
Stops wiggling them out
[stares at his hands full of hot sauce packets]
yeah… apparently you do.
[pulls back his jacket a lil and slips one down his boob slot] haha
Goddammitgoddammit
[Flings the packet out of his boops ]
Don't do that!!!
Yes I am
*Looks simon in the eye
Wiggles arms
More fall out *
[stares back]
[stares at the packets on the floor and picks them up too]
wh- where are they all coming from. How…
why do you have so many sauce packets??
I really like Taco Bell simon
Stops wiggling them out
I’m fine I’ll just
*Buttons trench slightly…nice*
Ok cool Uhhhhh UhHHHMMM…
Wiggles arm Taco sauce packet falls out of sleeve
OHHH NOOO where
Where did that come from
If you say so…
[stars at sauce packet on the floor]
[picks it up and holds it out]
are you storing snacks in your coat now alistair??
Yes I am
*Looks simon in the eye
Wiggles arms
More fall out *
well if you actually went shopping for new clothes maybe we wouldnt be in this situation ;) (not that i miiind)
wtf… after all these years and you dont want me to touch ur bops :’(
Maybe because I’m not a fucking chick and I don’t like people...
I'm fine I'll just
*Buttons trench slightly...nice*
Ok cool Uhhhhh UhHHHMMM...
Wiggles arm Taco sauce packet falls out of sleeve
OHHH NOOO where
Where did that come from
Do you ever think about the consequences of your actions like What if your mom walks in and sees this like what do you think she’s gonna fucking think like Oh boy My sons next to his dad’s Titties :^) HOW beautiful,..
*scuttles into the kitchen* Okay now What
i think about ‘em and i’m proud
just tell her you’re a kangaroo now and i’m the lil kangaroo
[looks up at him]
ya gotta get food, what else do ya do in a kitchen
*rolls his eyes* Ok yeah I knew that
*grabs a bag of chips!! NICE* *eats a handful*
You’re stretching it out it might be made for babies
I guess it’s fine since you’re not too far from that so
*shuffles forward* Where the fuck do I even go Connor
babies? gross- WAIT HEY i’m not a BABY
[gets comfy]
uhhhhhhhhh go to the kitchen!!!!!!!!
Do you ever think about the consequences of your actions like What if your mom walks in and sees this like what do you think she's gonna fucking think like Oh boy My sons next to his dad's Titties :^) HOW beautiful,..
*scuttles into the kitchen* Okay now What
[covers a nip with finger]
whys your bopbops out
My old winter clothes don’t fit so I had to borrow some or I’ll Die simon
Don’t touch my titties
well if you actually went shopping for new clothes maybe we wouldnt be in this situation ;) (not that i miiind)
wtf… after all these years and you dont want me to touch ur bops :’(
Maybe because I'm not a fucking chick and I don't like people grabbing on my titties 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
We've been together for too god damn long look at you Grabbing my fucking chest God fucking dammit
Alistair: How the fuck did you get in there
what am i not s’posed to?
i think this is what this is made for
carry me around dad
You're stretching it out it might be made for babies
I guess it's fine since you're not too far from that so
*shuffles forward* Where the fuck do I even go Connor
Alistair: How the fuck did you get in there
Alistair: what can I even do with this fuckibg opening like Oh wow! Time to be a fucking kangaroo and carry my god damn young in my fucking TITTIES
Alistair: none of my old sweaters fit right anymore so I had to borrow some from the guys at the bar and
The Titty Parts Cut Out on literally all of them
People can see my udders and it’s COLD
[Stares at titties]
（＾o＾）
👀 excuse me that’s not yours to fuckin look at
[covers a nip with finger]
whys your bopbops out
My old winter clothes don't fit so I had to borrow some or I'll Die simon
Don't touch my titties
Alistair: none of my old sweaters fit right anymore so I had to borrow some from the guys at the bar and
The Titty Parts Cut Out on literally all of them
People can see my udders and it’s COLD
[Stares at titties]
（＾o＾）
👀 excuse me that's not yours to fuckin look at
Alistair: none of my old sweaters fit right anymore so I had to borrow some from the guys at the bar and The Titty Parts Cut Out on literally all of them People can see my udders and it's COLD
askikulil replied to your post:Boy Do I Hate The Winter
I’m picturing a giant dude in a tiny sweater and its the funniest thing. a + alistair))
thats it thats him... large hairy man in tiny sweater
How Sexy))
Boy Do I Hate The Winter
O<O
askikulil replied to your post:imagine if i could kick someones ass
U can lick your own ass
brah......
