Wow What A Dork Parade

This is an rp/dump blog filled with a bunch of my lame gijinkas! More will probably be added later, I'm sure. And yeah it's me Turret from Fangedpokenerds hey ;) Click the little buttons below the description to see the characters and stuff!

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@Louie: so did you just find Charlotte and think: This is my daughter now.

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Hercules@Milana: You look like you'd enjoy company. [ He pauses ] Take this. [ Attempts to put a Skitty in Milana's arms ] They keep showing up at my door.

[TAKES THE SKITTY IN SHOCK]

U-Um… thank you?! It’s adorable and I also have a lot of questions…. But first of all, I don’t think I can take another pet! I’ll hold it for now though?!Also can I…. ask you some questions because uhhh… [looks down at the skitty and then up at Hercules in confusion]

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@Louie: You had to have Charlotte somehow, who was the big momma? How come she's not around?

I could make up an elaborate story but truthfully it’s not worth the hassle today.

Despite our shocking similarities, there is no blood relation between Charlotte and I. At least, not to my knowledge.

There is no “momma” in the picture and there never will be. As far as anyone can be concerned though, for all intents and purposes, Charlotte is simply just my daughter. If she wishes to say I’m her biological father then that is fine with me. But in all reality, I was dead before she was born.

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Nilo@Addie: Hey, like, I haven't been out much since, like, ever, so, can you do me a solid and like, show me what you're selling at this shop? Like, what do I get to make me look, like, really cool?

[Addie looked up from whatever she’d been fiddling with and and almost blankly stared at him as he talked. She glanced the dude over and pressed her chin into her palm as she hummed in thought] I getcha, I getcha, my man. Wanna look hip and fresh huh… [She nodded and started walking over to the clothes, shuffling through them] How ‘boooout…this? [She pulled out a large grandma vest and held it out with a genuinely pleased grin]Nothin’ says ’ I’m the life of the party’ like this fun lil buddy

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Emrys@Ada: Something smells funny and this time it's not me. [ She hunches over to Ada ] Must be you, maggot. [ She chortles ] What's someone like you doing way up here? They must have sent you up to sell something BIG. [ She rubs her hands together ]

[Ada squinted behind her mask and snorted] I think it’s still you. [She crossed her arms and looked Emrys over] Yeah? And what’s someone like YOU doing here? Homeless people will wander anywhere nowadays…unless you’re selling something too? [She clasped her hands together and leaned in]

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Evren@Anastasia: [ Thumps her tail down a few times ] Wow, a Hydreigon, I haven't seen much of those around. [ She looks around Anastasia ] Hm. [ Squints ] Where are the puppets... Every Hydreigon is fond of puppets...

[Anastasia perked up as she was being examined and looked herself over as well] oH, really? Are hydreigon that rare? [She then looked down at her hands and then back up with a cheesy almost guilty grin and shrugged] Guess I must have left them at the dry cleaners? ![She paused and pointed down] That’s a strange tail! What is that on there? [She leaned to the side to get a better look]

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Derjavine@Ren: Hey pussy cat. [ Vanishes and appears next to Ren wrapping her arm around her shoulders. ] How about you show me around town? You gotta know a psychic or two around here. Or maybe you're one!

[Ren’s ears immediately pinned back and her lip curled up into somewhat of a snarl as she shoved Derjavine’s arm off from around her. She took a step back and crossed her arms]Do you always just go up and touch strangers? What makes you think that’ll really win me over.[She was clearly annoyed, but also curious about what this freek had asked] Why are you looking for psychics anyways? Do you think I look like one?

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IMMA POST EM HERE as well cuz yknow im still into gijinkas LMAOO but this was my valentines gift for @lebellereve but i should share a lil love here on this blog as well

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nutdisaster:

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@ louie grondpa piss --charlotte

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*Ryder puts up his yaoi hand dukes up @ someone*

[puts dukes up too]

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i wanna rp here again sobs pls come fight my children thanks

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a long post of doodles that i should post here too cuz YKNOW even if its dead i’d still like to keep all my shit in one place LMAOO

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oh ya i drew this a lil while ago but its two memes from my moon game :’0 might wanna click it for a better view but YEE  sylveon and ribombee

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a doodle i did and liked!

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I was playing around with some palettes!! it was a lot more fun than i thought tbh

click em for a better view