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"jesse pinkman takes a girl by the hand and leads her to his bedroom but instead of having sex they just play Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing" sounds like a tumblr meme made by someone who never saw breaking bad. but he really did that

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"jesse pinkman tells walter white he can't cook meth that day becuase he's going to the georgia o'keefe museum" DEFINITELY sounds like a shitpost by someone who hasn't seen breaking bad and yet it really truly happened

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Rainbow Bowser’s sprite extracted from the files of Paper Mario: Color Splash.

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GAY BOWSER

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SO LONG GAY BOWSER!

That’s exactly what’s going on, and the folks at the top still think they’re being lenient to their workers.

Think Americans are becoming too apathetic, uncaring, disengaging, etc.? It’s because we’re literally too worn out to do anything else. The current work culture tries to monopolize the energy we spend on any given day. If your whole life doesn’t revolve around your job, then you aren’t working hard enough in the eyes of the corporation and you’re getting a lecture about it by HR because you’re a slacker.

Heck, our schools are doing the same thing to our current generation of kids in preparation for even more demanding work schedules when they become adults.

At this rate, America will literally work itself to death.

byjove

Imagine being the last owner of Hanako, that 226 year old Japanese koi that was spawned in 1751 and died in 1977. A fish that outlived 7 emperors. A fish that survived the Second World War. And she dies in your care. I would never recover.

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I would find peace in that she felt comfortable enough to finally rest in my company. Fish remember faces and voices of their caretakers. Perhaps she loved the last too much to watch them die before her, too.

byjove

oh….yeah…maybe

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why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies

diamantcowboy

They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies

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kids are so fucking funny. we made pride flags with the elementary schoolers and a fifth grader added a gray stripe to the progress pride flag and when i asked him what it was for he said “for the emos”

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Zelda Twilight Princess HD

limnaea

Star Wars is like “it would be so good if it were good” but then Star Wars Visions comes along and it IS good. Amazing

I told a kid in my class the other day that it was going to be the year of the tiger! This kid is a kindergartner, five years old.

Usually there’s some interest when I bring this up, but this kid sort of sat with that for a couple minutes, expression settling into a thousand yard stare. Just as I was wondering if something was wrong, he looked at me with his haunted eyes and asked, in a tone of resignation: “When are the tigers coming?”

I had to quickly reassure him that the year of the tiger was like…an animal assigned to the year, and not another plague or natural disaster! Between the Covid, lockdowns, and huge flood of cicadas last year this child probably decided that this was in line with how the world worked and was mentally getting his affairs in order.