[kaijuno]

[cloacatak]

Fart grenade

[kaijuno]

thats the best response and is now the name of this dish

[geniusoflove]

at level 20 of adhd you can read a book and listen to a podcast at the same time

[geniusoflove]

at level 40 you can read a transcript of a podcast while listening to an audiobook

[grimeygruel]

And you don't process any of it

[geniusoflove]

well of course not im thinking about something someone said to me 3 years ago that triggered my rejection sensitive dysphoria

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kitty]

[kaijuno]

This video has utterly undone me

[gormy-toast]

I'm in TEARS

[anxietyproblem]

[y-that-crazy-five-foot-two-chick]

[ketenkusu]

This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new

[actualmythicalcreature]

I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.

[therainshallmakeadoor-deactivat]

« Silent lovers » is such a sweet way to put it.

[mulderscully]

me: i miss 2012 tumblr

*scrolls thru @heritageposts*

me: nevermind

[heritageposts]

[ghoulfr13nd]

[ccarl-deactivated20171114]

[sofluffysoyummy]

A cat and a lowercase cat

[cowboy]

[ankle-beez]

Guys do you remember when the slogan for the Nintendo ds was “touching is good”

[cooper-klebba]

No I do not and I refuse to believe it’s real.

[ankle-beez]

touching is good.

[hamsandwichwithextramayo]

That’s worse than I could imagine

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[chongoblog]

tumblr blog “white people twitter” posting a fake twitter conversation between two BTS members that is literally a word for word recreation of an old tumblr post

[redlipstickresurrected]

KangHee Kim aka Kang Hee Kim aka 김 강희 aka Tiny Cactus (Korean, b. 1991, Seoul, South Korea, based Brooklyn, NY, USA) - From her series Street Errands and Golden Hour, Photo Collages

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[sproutsuggestions]

can i snuggle into your chest and forget about everything for a little while?