I want to eat cake off of Mush's abs.

Texas. 19 going on 20. Dance. Broadway. Baseball. Newsies. Supernatural. Criminal Minds. One Direction. DCI gives me feels. The Flash. Marvel. Reign. Arrow. Narnia. Darren Criss. Plus other things, idk I like stuff. & I'm white af, sorry. & I hate Ross Geller. A lot. But I really love Chandler Bing. A LOT. - Abby Thanks & Gig 'Em.

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#NowPlaying Time for Me to Fly by REO Speedwagon

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tagged by @monimuffin who i love so dearly omg

The rules: answer 10, tag 10!

1. Last movie you saw: Fast Times at Ridgemont High, I’m pretty sure. Either that or Miss Congeniality but I only saw the end of it so

2. The last song you listened to: Those Were the Days by Mary Hopkin

3. The last show you watched: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air lol the AC in my house broke so I was sleeping in the living room, & it’s on late at night

4. The last book you read: Modern Romance by Aziz Ansari!!! It’s so good y’all. I HIGHLY suggest it. Really funny & enjoyable, while also being informative & relevant. I’m glad I ended up being three hours early for my flight otherwise I probably wouldn’t have ended up reading it.

5. Last thing you ate: A Danimals strawberry smoothie lol

6. If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be: oh lawd um. I dunno actually... a beach somewhere probably.

7. Where would you time travel to: oooh the 1980s! Love the 80s lol. Would go to so many concerts. Also my hair could be big & it would be “in style” & not “crazy.” lol or 2013 cause then I could do senior year all over again.

8. The first thing you would do with lottery money: lol i would separate it all into categories like one for a new phone & at least a year’s worth of payments, then one for savings for school, then another for like clothes & stuff, etc. I’m boring sorry haha.

9. Fictional character you would hang out with for a day: Charlie from Lost omg bb

10. Time right now: 8:56 pm

I tag @well-dressed-engineer & @amytheamerican & of course anyone who would like to do this! cause tag 10 lol nah

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Music Shuffle Tag

@for-the-better-of-me tagged me in this music shuffle game!  I’ve always wanted to do one of these!!

I actually pretty much only listen to my Starred Spotify playlist these days though? But there’s like a hundred something songs on there, so my first ten when shuffled are... (so nervous actually idek):

1. You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth (Hot Summer Night) - Meat Loaf (ON A SIDE NOTE I LOVE THIS SONG & THIS ALBUM SO SO MUCH I OWN THE PIANO/LYRIC BOOK BYE)

2. Bonfire - Childish Gambino 

3. For Free? - Interlude - Kendrick Lamar 

4. Layla - Derek & The Dominos (or Eric Clapton lol)

5. Girl Can’t Help It - Journey

6. Fuck The Police - N.W.A. (I know all of the words & it’s honestly my proudest accomplishment)

7. She’s A Lady - Tom Jones (Miss Congeniality was on the other day okay)

8. My Type - Saint Motel

9. Jane - Jefferson Starship

10. You’re No Good - Linda Ronstadt

Bonus #11: The Adams Administration - Hamilton (literally saved to the playlist just for the “sit down John you fat mother-” so it totally works as a bonus tbh)

And I tag… @lordecurls @well-dressed-engineer @monimuffin along with ANYONE else who would like to play! Literally anyone.

I love sharing all my music with people, it was so hard to stop at 10!!

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when you creep & you know it’s not going to end well & then it’s just “I’m going to miss you so much this summer” “I’m going to miss you so much this summer” over & over & it’s not to you & it just hits you that nothing is going to change & just fuck I don’t even know what to do anymore

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Love Mush hehe

Haha yes, definitely a movie favorite!

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After six years, 4,200 hours of shooting, and 720,000 pictures, wildlife photographer Alan McFadyen finally managed to take a perfect shot of a kingfisher diving into the water with no splash.

(Source)

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Snake gets lost in endless tunnel of skin after shedding malfunction

Employees at an Australian reptile exhibit said they had never seen anything like it – a Stimson’s Python managed to get trapped in its own shedding skin, forming an endless, circular tunnel

I fee like this headline unintentionally sums up a lot about 2016

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this is an actual ouroboros i dont know how to tell you this and i dont know what an ouroboros actually signifies but we are absolutely fucked

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what the fuck is even going on anymore

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if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this 

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do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive.

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reno 911 is an american treasure

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“The director of the first film, Andrew Adamson, was very focused on preserving real emotion, on seeing things for the first time, and having, like, a real sense of wonder.“ 

“So he didn’t actually show me the set of Narnia where the lamppost is until we shot it. I was blindfolded and guided into my place, and he told me to just walk around, that the camera would follow me.”

“And so I turned around and I saw it for the first time. It was in a studio but it was ri-dic-ul-ous-ly real. I couldn’t get my head around it. And so what you see is my real reaction to everything. It was incredible.”

Source

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On top of that, she had been close friends with the fella playing Tumnus and had not yet seen him in full costume. They were kept apart a few days before their meeting was shot so when she meets him and lights up? She’s seeing her friend for the first time in days and he’s also in costume.

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See, this is where enforced method acting is okay and sweet and adorable.

[aurol]

all i want is tattoos and to be hot as fuck

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When I was in high school we had a really weird fad that got way out of hand. Some kid had found out how to tie tiny strings to the legs of flies so he could carry it around and keep it as a pet. Teachers couldn’t really do anything about it since it was just a fly, y’know. They aren’t so uncommon in schools. Anyway, he started teaching more kids how to do it and it caught on.

Soon every kid in the school had pet flies tied to strings. They’d even get like multiple flies and carry them around like fly balloons. Even some teachers were getting in on it. Personally, I never got into it but I didn’t have the dexterity needed to do something precise as tying a string around a fly’s leg. No one would help me with it either. I was introvert and weirdo with no friends. I still am.

Things started to fall apart when state testing came around and the sound of constant buzzing became way more aggravating to everyone. There was also the problem of flies dying and the floors being covered in dead fly bodies. Like, despite having them as pets people still didn’t like touching flies with their bare hands. When the flies died they just left them on the floors, seats, and desks or whatever. It wasn’t uncommon to sit in a seat just covered in dead flies. You get used to having fly corpses, and fly juice on your butt after a while.

Even though fly pets were eventually banned (and hefty punishments were thrown out for anyone caught with pet flies), there was still a large amount of flies left in the school. The school had basically become a breeding ground for flies. Lunch was inedible because of all the maggots. They’d even be dripping from the ceilings and stuff. They had to shut down school for at least a month to get the exterminators to purge the place. It wasn’t that effective. There were just so many maggots in every nook and cranny of the school that no amount of exterminators could effectively purge the place without completely knocking down the school.

So, the principal decided to release a modest of amount of spiders into the school to eat all of the flies and maggots. Long story short, it didn’t work. They just managed to create a weird fly-spider based ecosystem in the school. The school had to reopen eventually, and everyone just got used to all of the flies and spiders. The cafeteria had to be moved to a nearby building since the school’s cafeteria had become so infested with spiders and maggots that it had to be locked off.

I moved away at the beginning of my senior year. It was weird adjusting to a school that wasn’t filled with bugs, but I made some cool friends there. My old high school burned down. No one was hurt, but arson wasn’t ruled out. It burned so long and so hard that the land on it had basically become scorched hell. They rebuilt the school elsewhere. They say that if you go to the old school’s location on a dark night, you can see a weird man walking around with tons of ghostly flies tied to his fingers. They say that you can hear them screaming for mercy. That’s probably not true, though.

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I don’t understand why High School Musical 4 is going to get an entire new cast when all they had to do was set it at Chad and Ryan’s wedding

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Sharpay - mellowed out some with age, still struggling to make it big, chronically single - insists she’s happy for Ryan but quickly devolves into her obligatory show-stopper about how she’s sick of waiting to meet someone who’s right for her. (Mostly the song entails Sharpay singing her ridiculously long laundry list of requirements while trying on bedazzled wedding dresses.)

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There’s a running gag that Troy is supersupersuper late for the wedding. We may or may not ever actually see him, since Zac Efron didn’t even come to the damn ten year reunion and is apparently a huge party pooper. What we do see is Gabriella on the phone with him every fifteen minutes or so, urging him to hurry up. Eventually she decides that he’s obviously stuck in traffic because he doesn’t care about their friends enough and wonders if she should break up with him. Cue the obligatory once-a-movie Gabriella Is Sad song.

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Taylor and Chad are SUPER amicable exes and she’s organizing the entire wedding with an iron fist. Chad and Ryan didn’t have to do anything. Kelsey is on piano. Zeke is baking their cake, obvs.

Troy is SUPPOSED TO BE Chad’s best man, but again, he’s supersupersuper late. At one point while Gabriella’s on the phone with him, Chad runs up behind her and yells “DUDE. GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME” into the phone.

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Sharpay elbows someone in the face to catch the bouquet when it gets thrown. Like, violently. It’s played for laughs, of course, but we all know that Kelsey/Jason/whoever should probably be in the hospital.

Assuming they can lock down Zefron, the movie will inevitably end up being about them. Troy proposed during the damn reception. Gabriella cries. Taylor and Kelsey are screaming. Sharpay is immediately trying to become Gabriella’s best friend and call dibs on being her maid of honor. Ryan looks affronted at this hijacking but nobody notices. 

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tHE FUCKING WEDDING COLORS ARE WHITE AND RED JUST SO CHAD CAN SCREAM “WILDCATS” AS SOON AS HE’S DONE BEING PRONOUNCED RYAN’S LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND 

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Sharpay and Zeke reconnect after that moment at the of HSM1 where they were a thing for like 10 seconds. Sharpay Learns a Valuable Lesson about how maybe you don’t need a guy who’s perfectly perfect in every way when you’ve got once who’s a total sweetheart and can bake like a mofo.

Ryan brings some girl he knows from Broadway who’s like his best dancer or something. She spends the entire wedding flirting with Kelsey and making her all flustered. Everyone is trying to get them together.

It ends with an elaborate musical number at the reception. Possibly there’s a self-aware joke about how Ryan emailed everyone the choreography for it months ago, so they all better know it by now. It probably turns into a reprise of We’re All In This Together and then I cry into my popcorn for 6 hours

~the end~

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HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES ARE Y'ALL SERIOUS

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girl power 🎉