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was @Dawnstar137 icon is by Sidonkulicious cover photo by Natjennie Genfluid/any pronouns/ 26 years old

[pink-souda-pop]

26 years old

I follow with this account. Reblog with others sometimes

Most of my Intimate NSFW is on my Sideblog, I can’t guarantee the blogs I reblog from here are SFW tho so keep that in mind

if I ever make u uncomfy plz message me it’s never my intention 🙏

Inbox open, don’t try to sell me ur nudes I’m broke

Agere sideblog: @pinklittlething

Danganronpa 🔧🐹👑

Kpop Demon Hunters 🎵🗡👹

Dimension20 🎲🎭

Infinity nikki ✨️👗

Fortnite 🔫💦

My little pony ✨️🧁🐴

[edwardsvirtue]

starting a list of things edward and jacob should have had the chance to bond over (that have nothing to do with bella):

fast cars (duh)

hatred for mike newton

mommy issues/having a dead mom

being forced to listen to other people's thoughts

the experience of randomly getting a really high fever one day and then turning into a monster

[what-even-is-thiss]

I like the idea in fantasy that humans are better at maintaining things long term because they set up societies or professions to do it whereas dwarves and elves and stuff are like “just get bob to do it he’s got a good few hundred years left” and then bob doesn’t teach anyone else how to do it

[what-even-is-thiss]

Elf: How have you kept this castle maintained for a thousand years if your lives are so short?

Human: We just train new people how to do it?

Elf: *gears visibly turning in their head*

Human: Are you alright?

Elf: I just realized that we didn’t have to let that whole city fall to ruin just because my grandfather died.

Human: What?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: Wait that’s why there’s ruins of elven cities even though you live for so long? You just keep not asking people how to do things? How do you learn anything?

Elf: There’s a lot of “you’ve got time to figure it out on your own” attitudes floating around in our society that I’m starting to question somewhat.

[unassimilatedsoul]

Elf: That sword, where did you get it?

Human: My cousin made it.

Elf: Impossible! Those metalworking techniques were lost a hundred years ago!

Human: What do you mean lost? My great-grandmother learned to make these swords from an elven smith, then taught it to her kids.

Elf: That's ridiculous. No elf would give such secrets to a human.

Human: They didn't. Meemaw delivered the metal to the forge, and no one kicked her out when she stayed and watched. She always said they barely acknowledged her even when doing business with her, like she wasn't worth noticing.

Elf: Come to think of it, my great-uncle always was rather single-minded when he started working.

Human: So he wasn't ignoring her, he just forgot she was there?

Elf: Oh, he was definitely ignoring her, too. He was super racist.

[n1-adora-fan]

The casual ‘and then she died in one’ oh Emily you are the funniest person ever

[pink-souda-pop]

And if her mom's a vending machine genie how is she involved in the ghost clown war? I have so many follow up questions

[h-alrasheed-deactivated20220811]

Don’t forget to drink water so you can stay hydrated while you suffer

[pink-souda-pop]

Why do I have to drink to much water to like, be alive. My weak mortal body almost passed out at work yesterday and the doctors were like, "actually youre so dehydrated". A GALLON A DAY?? MOTHER SAYS I MUST DRINK

A GALLON OF WATER A DAY

That's so much water?!?! 'Make it fun' NO. its a lot of water WHAT yall take a sip every few minutes??? I have like 1 maybe 2 cups a day this is wild to me

[pink-souda-pop]

Nancy danderhoof having fucking five in firearm my beloved

[mercurymasc]

emily axford declaring with her whole chest "i didn't want immortality, i wanted to turn forty and get hot"

i fear she is speaking to my soul in a way no one ever has before

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

[pink-souda-pop]

Nancy danderhoof is so beautiful

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

[thestarsaredown]

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

[holy-muffins]

We’ve made it 5 years folks

[scrugrash]

nah, lavonte's rage is so valid bc why the fuck would you ever find it necessary to call some a nincompoop, let alone a boob

[sheeaagh]

[bitter-rayjay]

[not-a-smartass-just-a-nerd]

I need this in a poster, a tshirt, and a motivational cross stitch on a pillow, thanks

[not-a-smartass-just-a-nerd]

don't mind me, just thinking about how Nancy Danderhoof must have felt the first time she saw Bat Child's face and saw not a Nosferatu vampire but a ghost, the ghost of a girl she mourned, the ghost of a girl whose death she honored in the one way she knew how to, by writing, by digging, by never giving up on finding the truth because "nobody just disappears-"

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."