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canadian men's hockey team are making me feel really fond and i don't know what to do about it.

#my beloved #tom wilson #logan thompson #also there somewhere #youve never seen anyone so :| to do the wave as sidney #nate looks like hes having a great time #cale too #its funny how excited they are considering the nhl is such an anti wave place #not sure why actually never got an answer on that #but maybe we should be doing it? the players are haign fun #olympics 2026

thornescratch

Full Dewey Halloween antics, INCLUDING:

Demanding both scoutwork for which teammates are approaching and requesting to scare his coach.

Being unsure of how he's actually going to figure out when teammates are approaching his box

Once sorting our a walkie-talkie situation for being alerted that teammates are approaching his box, being DISAPPOINTED there are no radio codes for the whole operation

Being mad his teammates are five minutes late to being pranked

Upon being alerted that Tom Wilson is approaching, IMMEDIATELY GETTING READY AND INORDINATELY EXCITED and then gloating over the successful scare. Tom coming BACK out to be indignant about getting scared. Dewey declaring he's going to put Tom's reaction on his own Youtube channel

"I'm gonna have werewolf hair in my mouth."

Protas's Disappointed Dad Stare (and later laughing at his teammtes)

Dylan Strome actually jumping in the air in fear like a Hanna-Barbera animated character

Nic Dowd jump AND falsetto scream (and Dewey regretting, "I didn't wanna do him like that, that's a liney!")

Oh my fucking God, Dewey going OUT OF HIS WAY to make Leno his grand finale, trying to engineer Tom in the way so Leno will have to come close to the box, and then LOSING HIS SHIT when it screws up and he doesn't get to spook Leno up close. (And Leno's bewilderment, and then his pouty kick to the box and smug little grin.)

It's VERY important to let your adopted dog have prank enrichment experiences.

#i love how he has the jump scare with the mask and the paws AND THE MACHETE #overkill my dear sweet dewey #nic dowd i love you with my whole heart #if it was me and it was 8 o clock in the morning i would kill him with his own plastic knife #after screaming to high heavens i would kill him #i guess in that tom and i are similar #washington capitals #caps #capitals #brandon duhaime #dewey i dont remember how we got you but im glad we did

henstomper

need everyone to know that the current mlb home run leader for 2025 is nicknamed Big Dumper. because he has a huge ass

henstomper

need everyone to know that the mlb home run derby winner for 2025 is nicknamed Big Dumper. because he has a huge ass

warpedlamp

They weren't kidding. That's a pronounced dumper right there.

#not hockey #but sports so it goes here #i got to see big dumper in person i had no idea about him but my sister was kind enough to fill me in #it was great #he hit two homeruns and had a huge ass #everything they promised and more #baseball #mariners #seattle mariners #cal raleigh

jocksimoneweil

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jocksimoneweil

there has been an update.

#i have so many thoughts about this and the main one is they literally do hockey and nothing else #no enrichment in the enclosure #no fun #no life outside of hockey #which i think creates kind of a toxic culture!! and less seriously boring adults!!#now of course imagine youre 18 years old and you are in the most important job intervew in your life #your whole future and the lives of your family could depend on this job interview #its a level of job interview few of us will probably ever experience #so to be fair even if in a normal job interview if they asked me to tell a joke i would probably panic for a moment #because youre wondering what they are going to glean from your joke #obviously it has to be approperiate #but cmon lads #surely you have SOME ideas #i have two bad jokes that are very clean and one genuinely makes me laugh #you gotta have some

thornescratch

NIC DOWD, CRUSHIN' BEERS AND HOPEFULLY RETIRING AS A CAP.

#i watched this no sound at work and the caption was vague and i thought it was a retirment announcment #i wonder if the boys also thought that??? like that was VERY vague #IM SO GLAD ITS NOT JESUS #but i almost cried until i realized #other thoughts its really funny to bring your own beer to celebrate your own contract #but i respect him #i wish i could bring a beer to work to crush whenever i get told i did a good job #my boss fuckin hates me so that might be like... once a year #maybe #also he is 34 #so PROBABLY yes he will retire in two years but its SO FUNNY to me to be like “this guys clock is ticking and in two years he will be dead”#like carbs you dont know that lmao #look at o #i know thats an exception to the rule but still #anyway CONGRATS JUDYYYY ILYSM #never leave us #nic dowd

thornescratch

"I'm living with Dubie on his third floor, so, uh, we did some grocery shopping. So that was fun. And then, uh, we watched some TV at night."

[How's Dubie as a host?]

"He's awesome. He's treated me with the most respect, I mean... Took me grocery shopping, just really trying to make me feel at home. He doesn't want to force anything, he wants me to be comfortable. If I'm hungry or thirsty, just do whatever I need. It's definitely a little bit of an adjustment and takes some time to get used to, but it's a lot of fun.

"Yeah, I was extremely lucky when he offered it. It’s just a situation you can’t really pass down. So, yeah, it’s a lot of fun… Yeah, a lot better than dorms. I’ve got a good-sized bed, not a twin-sized bed. And my own floor, so it’s good."

Ryan Leonard: (excited) He takes me GROCERY SHOPPING and lets me WATCH TV, and says I can EAT OR DRINK WHENEVER I WANT, and he even gave me a BIG BED...

#oh known locker room cancer pierre luc dubois?#known locker room cancer PLD taking care of rookies #making sure they feel comfortable and have a home #making sure they have whatever they need and feel welcome #MAKING SURE THEY ARENT ALONE AND HAVE SUPPORT IN THE BIG SCARY TIME IN THEIR CAREER #OFFERING HIS OWN HOME AND BED AND FOOD TO A NEWBIE EVEN THOUGH HE HIMSELF IS A NEWBIE IN WASHINGTON?????#im literally gonna cry #im LITERALLY going to throw up #hes been thought of soo POORLY his entire career #a bust a cancer a whiny baby #and literally all he needed was a family to treat him not only with RESPECT but with UNCONDITIONAL LOVE #and the second the SECOND he gets it his hockey improves #WILD CRAZY #and not only that but hes going to make sure NO ONE EVER HAS TO GO THROUGH WHAT HE WENT THROUGH #HE IS NEVER GOING TO BE THAT ASSHOLE WHO IGNORES A NEW KID #so LOL #starting at the last tag it is a new day #i was literally typing this rant #nearly crying about PLD #watching the game #while ovi scored #“where were you when it happened”#well i was home alone called out of work #sitting in my screagle jersey and no pants #typing a passionate rant about how great PLD is #pierre luc dubois #ryan leonard #washington capitals

anzekopistar

#this is when i started crying #i stopped sometime after the end of the game #this is destroying me emotionally in a good way which i am not used to #alex ovechkin #nicklas backstrom #caps #capitals #gr8 chase

thornescratch

Oh God, the Old Men are doing Yaoi at center ice.

#this is my motherfucking TEAM and my motherfucking CAPTAIN #full of love!!! full of joy!!!! doin it for the love of the game!!!!! respecting others who do the same!!!!!#they lose and they still show respect and that means a lot!!#im proud of them #washington capitals #capitals #caps #marc andre fleury #wild #minnesota wild #im gonna miss flower too #man im sad

tungpin

funny genre of post to me

tungpin

#every time i go to a kraken game #or went i guess #i said “jsyk theyre going to say GRUUUUU not BOOOO when grubie makes a good save”#to whoever i was with who didnt know #just got out there in front of it

hockaye

THERE IS LOVE IN OUR HEARTS!!!!

#i want to watch this until my eyeballs fall out of my head sorry #why WHY have i been WASTING so much brain space worrying about boys and work and my dumb friends when i could be using all my brain space t #think about the #THE #washington capitals #caps #this has been such a godawful week for me and my mental health and this?#i needed this #i can just live here ya know #and i might

mattymartin

#hes so real for this #ive been fallen off the avs wagon for a minute #since the cup i guess bc then they got rid of all my faves #but this is unforgivable to me #like EJ was bad enough but i could understand more bc hes an aging dman and thats not always helpful to repeat a run #but THIS???#jail #i would have followed the cup winning avs into hell but this new team #i dont know her #it makes me sad #but i hope theyre good and enjoyable for people who are still there #erik johnson #mikko rantanen #colorado avalanche #avs

nopatyespat

best of Hotel X tweets that sent me to an early grave this morning. bonus:

itsjuliak5

I just had the realization that all the Hotel X memes are going to be 5 years old in the summer and time doesn’t feel real.

#five years #FIVE YEARS???#hotel x #god what. a TIME

thornescratch

Carbs visibly doing the parental "are my kids screaming because they're happy or hurt, and do I need to get off the couch for it" assessment.

#hes so dad #so dad coded with that concern #i love him #spencer carbery #washington capitals #caps #capitals #video

dvar-trek

(via Capitals)

Absolutely incredible. Miro calling O his second dad. Stromer and TVR just standing around and chirping them. The continued tortures of Big Pro. Mikey maintaining that his terrible handiwork makes for good content. 10/10 perfect team MWAH!

#mikey said shut the fuck up i danced for you no laughing allowed #I PLAYED YOUR LITTLE GAMES FOR CONTENT NOW GIVE ME MY TREAT #miro is such a sweet perfect boy #i can be his third dad im applying #cause i wouldnt be a good mom but i would be a good dad #somehting i have been told #i think its bc im emotionally distant and quick to anger #ya know like a dad #but never with miro tho for the record #anyway #washington capitals #caps #capitals #video

bigtheif

why are they like this

#personally i would feel nothing if a man put his hand on my chest and pinned me to the wall while he forced my legs open wider #for sure no feelings #trevor zegras #idk who that other one even is #anaheim ducks #video

thornescratch

The Caps and their collective brain cell trying to locate Utah on a map.

#okay i saw this at work and didnt have time to watch it but i was like HA idiots its obviously here #in my head pointing to nevada #i state i have recently driven through (sort of #hit the bottom corner)#and HIGHLY praised their like $5 cheaper gas prices than cali #so unfortunately i have no stones to throw #they have been confiscated #Washington Capitals #caps #capitals #video

thornescratch

It is lovingly bullying Nic Dowd hour.

#nic dowd #nic dowd you mean the world to ME #i miss your other half but together we will get through this #washington capitals #caps #capitals #god i missed them SO MUCH

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