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hi, i like dogs and i edit sometimes NYC | ENTP | Joanne | nu'est, kim donghyun, park woodam, yoo seonho, jung sewoon

[pink-tiffanies]

reblog if u agree

[fyeah-redvelvet]

[drasticgod-deactivated20200708]

london invented money

[boss-beb]

not so fast

[frogmp3]

ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess

[aroundu]

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[secretvideogamesecret]

[jkellemnop]

I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.

[yanderechild-archive]

FUCK THIS!!! im a humanities/arts person!!! FUCK MATH!!! what the fuck is even calculus!!! what r u calculating!!!! fuck off!!!

[thebootydiaries]

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

[the-gerogerigegege-deactivated2]

*makes a callout post and puts all the receipts under adfly links* 

[moveslikekeithrichards]

nsfw = nosfewatu

[just-shower-thoughts]

Any animal who got on Noah’s ark and had issues with fertility doomed their entire species.

[greelin]

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

[perks-of-being-chinese]

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

[unclefather]

Dear lunchables,

today i opened one of your ham and cheddar lunchables. i was surprised to find that i did NOT have an equal amount of toppings. i was missing 1 piece of ham. as you know, it is hard to make a cracker sandwich with only a piece of cheese. i would like it if you sent me that 1 piece of ham in the mail so i may finish my lunchable.

sincerely, 

Sierra Seybold

March 24th, 2013

[unclefather]

Dear lunchables, 

it has been 2 years and i still have not received a complementary piece of ham. today, it happened to me again and i was reminded of that awful day 2 years ago when i was not able to correctly finish my lunchable due to a ham shortage. if you do not reply soon, i will take legal action.

sincerely,

Sierra Seybold

March 20th, 2015

[unclefather]

It’s July 20th, 2017 and yet, I haven’t gotten my ham

[unclefather]

It’s been 5 years. This is horrible customer service

[cungadero]

we all joke about undertale a lot but listen if it can earn an immediate and strong emotional response from me with a track thats just 20 seconds of the sound of an elevator going up you know the game is fucking stupidly, ridiculously good

[sgtscyther]

Visit Original Link

[babyangel-jpg]

Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head

[bitter-badfem-harpy]

I recommend a beer bottle or a glass tumbler. Wine bottles are very hard to shatter, and you’re more likely to split a man’s skull open and cause permanent “attempted murder”-type brain damage, and you want to teach them a lesson not, like, become a convicted felon.

[gaysexhaver666]

Nice, Thanks for the tip! I’m not a pussy and i can bury a body, but this could help someone else!