sweep me away

plastic.20.dr pepper and puppy chow

[mistydawnsizemore]

Even Jesus won’t be spared.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

no messiah nipples

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

FUCKING THIS POST ITSELF IS FLAGGED, I’M DYING! @staff YOUR BS IS KILLING ITSELF!!!!

[halfusek]

it hurt itself in confusion

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

mcu spidey would be like hey daredevil you’re cool i saw you punch that dude the other day in a cool way and im gonna do it that way now :D and matts like oh god oh fuck this child is gonna die because of me im too irresponsible this is too dangerous im a bad role model and he disappears for three days and foggy finds him like hiding in his bath tub

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

peter’s like hi mr devil you’re amazing you’re the best i wanna be just like you!! n matt thinks about the 8 stitches in his side and 2 broken ribs and his failing business and his terrible social skills and also that one time he got shot in the fucking head and juxtaposes it onto that 15 yr old kid and just starts hyperventilating right there

[tankaramo]

14yo me, fully aware of the existence of bi women and lesbians: oh my god this girl is so cute i wish i was a guy so i could date her

14yo me: it really sucks being a straight girl lol

[tankaramo]

me and my last brain cell back then:

[murasakiyugata]

I really feel that the Game Grumps have a more accurate and profound understanding of Connor’s character than most gamers out there.  (x)

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[dinuguan]

[mewtwowritesback]

why does everyone think eddie’s apartment was a shithole? huge open floorplan, enormous windows, tall ceilings, hardwood floors, exposed brick, and some great countertops. i would literally murder someone to live in a unit that sweet.

if that’s what “rock bottom” looks like to this dude living in the gentrification capital of the west coast, i wanna hit his all time low.

[kazu-fart]

backstreets back alright dd ddjkf agshjda…bbb.b..

[thatsmysecretduh]

haha brilliant

[north-of-annwn]

Source: https://twitter.com/ImpPoster

[helendamnationx]

I should be able to sue men who touch me without permission

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Under Icelandic settlement law I can kill people who call me names

[punkrorschach]

[penguintim]

[lopmon]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

technology related sensory memories from my childhood

sliding the metal cover on floppy disks

the slight resistance of inserting cassette and video tapes

ripping off the strips of holed paper off of dot matrix printer paper 

rolling the wheel on a disposable camera to take another photo

[mm-imagerie]

The heaviness and rubber texture of the roller ball in a computer mouse, and the little ring of lint

Unkinking the curly cord of a telephone while you talked

The -peww sound and slowly fading image of a crt monitor turning off, and then running your finger through the static on the dusty glass

The crunch of opening or closing a plastic Disney vhs cover

The sound effects in kidpix

Extending and collapsing metal antennas and using them as magic wands

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

[twinsfawn]

“spa-ghetti”

[fendorkian]

This still gets me everytime

[littlesati]

Jon Bernthal in Show Me a Hero (2015)

[lmaonade]

nm just watching netflix hbu

[pinktoucan]

what are you doing

[bluehairedspidey]

this is my lazytown oc, Sportagun. he’s sportacus’s brother but he has a gun