going incognito

Happy Birthday, Kira!

[pinnkqueenn]

Ok, that's it. This mask is itchy. 

[kindof-yellow-deactivated201407]

Well, I did that to myself, if that counts.

[pinnkqueenn]

Eh, not really. Now I can rest assured that it only happens in movies.

[red-bmm-deactivated20150420]

I’ll stop talking to you.

[pinnkqueenn]

I doubt it. You're too nice to do that.

[natalie-kwon-blog]

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I need to groove, okay?

[pinnkqueenn]

Let's go yell at Kira. Wait no, 'cause it's her birthday. The DJ instead.

[natalie-kwon-blog]

Can we get some mid tempo music, please? I need to dance!

[pinnkqueenn]

Mid-tempo?

[red-bmm-deactivated20150420]

True, don’t want to upset the birthday girl.

I just thought it could! .. let me live this down if you do, know who I am.

[pinnkqueenn]

Nope. Fair warning: I will make fun of you for years.

[periwinkleboy]

I’m trying to be deep and complex. Like that douchebag in The Fault in Our Stars. Chicks dig that stuff, right?

[pinnkqueenn]

Uh, maybe chicks in movies? I can't take him seriously.

[bloodoranj]

Very. You don’t just lose your humor by putting a mask on.

I swear I’m not! I couldn’t find the words to sound.. normal?

[pinnkqueenn]

I'm pretty sure that's what happened to everyone in here.

Hmmm. Sounds like something a serial killer would say.

[kindof-yellow-deactivated201407]

Hm, I guess we can count the time I was locked inside the girls bathroom before class started in fourth grade.

[pinnkqueenn]

Girls actually do that to people?

[red-bmm-deactivated20150420]

Have a seat, then?

Dammit, you’re right. Stupid, stupid, stupid, me.

[pinnkqueenn]

Sitting would make me look like I'm bored, or a loser. Or both.

It's not the case that'll give you away anyways. You haven't taken it out once around me and I'm like ninety-five percent sure I know who this is.

[periwinkleboy]

… That was really bad, even for a dad joke.

No, you don’t get it — I’m not any of them. It’s not me, it’s them. They don’t want anything to do with me. So when you ask if people in this town are capable of shunning, my answer is yes, they completely are.

[pinnkqueenn]

Hey, I thought it was funny.

I'm confused. Is this the part where I stand up on a chair and go "he doesn't even go here," like in Mean Girls?

[kxraryo]

Announcer: "Everyone turn your eyes towards the staircase, as Kira Ryo enters the room."

[kxraryo]

I don’t do re-gifts. I’m not that terrible of a person. Anyways, did you come here with anyone?

[pinnkqueenn]

Re-gifts aren't that bad. Depending on the gift. 

Alone, yea. Don't comment on how lame that is.

[red-bmm-deactivated20150420]

Hey, cut the ‘tude. It’s funny, though, I’ll admit.

[pinnkqueenn]

Standing around in six inch heels tends to worsen my mood, sorry. 

I mean, you could have always gotten a different case for the night.

[periwinkleboy]

Congratulations?

… Neither.

[pinnkqueenn]

It was a dad joke? You asked me if I was Fleming or Layton, and I said I'm hungry....never mind.

Listen, I'm all for no labels or whatever, but it's kind of an either or thing.

[royal-blue-here]

Woohoo!

[pinnkqueenn]

You look like you're having a lot of fun.... 

[kxraryo]

Announcer: "Everyone turn your eyes towards the staircase, as Kira Ryo enters the room."

[kxraryo]

I practically have everything I want in the world. So I’m okay. Maybe you should have. It would have been interesting.

[pinnkqueenn]

Would could I have possibly gotten the girl who has everything? I'm sure you would have ended up regifting it.

[kindof-yellow-deactivated201407]

Well yeah, but I’m usually never tardy.

That sounds really lame.

[pinnkqueenn]

It's actually sounds really admirable. Also unbelievable.